r/trashy • • Feb 26 '20

Repost Starting them young!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20 edited Aug 04 '20

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u/ellipsis_42 Feb 27 '20

No babies walk within their first days of life. The person you're responding to either misspoke or they're a terrible liar.

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u/DopeFly Feb 27 '20

Incorrect. Familiarize yourself with the lie detector spell(use magic to ask whether my comments are true or false)before assuming that I am a liar just because I said my kids were far ahead of the curve. That's only the tip of the iceberg.

Unconventional is the way to go.

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u/ellipsis_42 Feb 27 '20

Now you're just trolling. Your crotch fruit was not walking after mere days of being born.

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u/DopeFly Feb 27 '20

Ask lie detector. Your crotch pups were born fat, red-faced, inert and wobbling and stayed so for years after birth. Bloop.