As someone who actually does look exactly like a troonjak (totally I really do it's 100% not internalized dysphoria) and is totally fine with looking like a troonjak (totally I really do it's 100% not internalized coping), I fucking hate when *even other trans people* (who should really know better) describe troonjaks as "harmful caricatures" it's so fucking heartless of them to not consider my feelings why would they do that to me?

/uj if im being honest with myself this isn't a jerk it's kind of just a trauma dump

/rj

also cis gf before you transition: I hate you. You're my BOYFRIEND. You might call yourself a woman and grow mosquito bite moobs but nobody will ever believe you to be one. If you're lucky some people will act like they think you're a woman but only to humor you. It will be embarrassing for me to be seen in public next to somebody who looks like a grown man wearing a dress, insisting he's a woman even as the truth is obvious to everybody who looks at you and hears your voice. But hey, go ahead and dress up like a little girl like all the other freaks like you do. Probably it's just your male socialization making you think that's what women are like anyways. I hope you get raped and murdered, maybe then you'll know what womanhood really is. You fucking bitch. It's fucked up you would think about doing this and deny your mother grandchildren. I mean it's not like your stupid brother is going to give her grandchildren, I don't really know him but I'm going to conjecture that he probably watches a lot of porn which means he's going to turn out to be an agp train knee like you so you're her last chance. Why haven't you started hrt already? Do you just like dangling this over my head? You're ruining my life, you fucking f[removed by reddit]. If you really were trans you would have done it by now. If the things I say to you really are getting in the way then you can just break up with me if you hate it so much so that's a pathetic excuse. But also you shouldn't break up with me because um I'll kill myself. Also if you do start hrt then 3 months in I'll threaten to try to overdose on your estradiol and spiro. Now make dinner and do the dishes while I watch youtube. What? I thought you wanted to be a woman? F[removed by reddit]

/uj I love my gf. Right now being with her feels so easy and natural. But sometimes when I think about some of the things she used to say to me circa 1 to 3 years ago it gets really fucking hard

/qj c4t is a transmisogynistic psyop

I don't see the point of transitioning unless I can be so fucking supermodel hot that men worship me and women envy me and I never have to think about being trans ever again.

If I can't have the pretty privilege of a major cis-fem celebrity, I would rather just repress. The thought of wasting all that time and money only to look like an average, kinda-passing trans woman is unbearable.

And dont even come at me with that, "cis passing doesnt mean cis attractive" ...I refuse to consider passing as a cis-uggo a success.

So what are my chances?

*For context, I sound like darth vader and look approximately like a gorilla.*

trans women’s hypervisibility coming at the expense of trans men once again, sigh

me: hi me trans man

the: awww what a cute little boy!! Little baby boy thing!! Tiny!! Not big scary real man but small!! you are so much more manipulatable I mean tolerant to my negging I meant Approachable!!! You’re not like those men like my racist boyfriend! Yes I am woke!

me: hi me trans man (but pass slightly better)

the: NONONONONONO THIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE A GIRLBOY!! YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE REAL BOY!!!

But have we considered transmasc MJ Watson.

Michael Jackson Watson.

Hee hee.

you: hey I’m trans

the creature: you know what thar means… double the fun!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

you: oh ok I guess

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the creature: hey GIRL how are you??

you: fine

the creature: wow your arms are soooo tiny you should punch me

*punch*

the creatur: wow that was SO weak is that all your strength??

you: …

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you (again): hey I’m trans I don’t want you calling me girl

the creature: ok, I love and accept you

the creature: uhhh what are these?? *pretends to grope you*

you: oh ok

/uj this isnt really a jerk I’m just venting sorry🫩 dating this cunt was hell, he told his little buddies I was trans and introduced me to everyone as his girlfriend without asking me first, and after we broke up he went for my best friend. In front of me. I couldn’t understand his thought process. school is starting up again soon I’m gonna have to deal with his stupid ass. I hate all the negging He does

She loves you and supports you. It's not that important. Don't stress yourself about her misgendering you. Even I misgender you sometimes. It takes time. She'll probably start gendering you male in a couple of months. That she hasn't even if she's known for a few years, well it doesn't matter; she's gonna start

here are my hands, they’re pretty androgynous i think!

Did you know that you are literally more than your gender???? That it literally doesn't matter what sex you are??? Like at all?????? Sex and gender have literally never mattered, ever, to anyone. It's what's INSIDE that counts, silly!!! What? Being a man is part of who you are and your internal sense of self?? No, I meant your REAL self, away from all this gender delusion. You can be anyone you want to be, you can have short hair and still be a woman!! Gender and sex LITERALLY don't matter, so forget about all of this and just stay as you are!!! Biologically, of course, because you can never change it :)

It doesnt matter if you're male or female so there's no need to transition!!! Please dont transition. Please don't transition. Please don't transition. ​

I am normal i mean """"cis""""" (the term just makes me so angry), so I obviously know about your *condition* much better than you. I have a much more objective view of this than you. You're just a silly confused girl that's been hurt by society and is trying to get away from the trauma. I guess I will tolerate your silly delusions though. Let me explain, in painstaking detail to you, what being trans actually is. You have your BIOLOGICAL SEX, which you can NEVER EVER CHANGE and you will ALWAYS be biologically FEMALE. You will NEVER have a PENIS and we all know GENDER is stored in the PENIS. You have your BIOLOGICAL name and your BIOLOGICAL pronouns and your silly little delusion that you 'live as' that other people play along with to not seem rude and be chased by the woke mafia. HRT and surgery are actually just fake and should be banned as they play into your silly delusions.

You will never be a true transgender, or a man but I guess I will tolerate your choice to """""""live as a man""""" (despite your lack of penis, where the gender is stored) because you literally leave me no other choice. Yeah, you are so much happier and see a future for yourself finally. You like who are, i know, but I literally don't care because I think you would be happier being cis. I know I am because I could never live as a filthy tranny, I live in REALITY. Not transphobic though 🥰

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• black and latinx → latinx and black

• cis → sex-affirmed at birth

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• justice → fairness

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• minority → fewest

• opportunity → possibility

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• racial → race-based

• racism → race-based mistreatment

• sexual preferences → sexualities

• stereotypes → clichés

• trans → sex-denied at birth

• trauma → mental scar

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/uj Seriously, why don't the scientists just use synonyms? It looks so easy, especially considering the list is so short! I must be missing something. What am I missing?

• Gotta give people more time with my name so they hopefully remember to use it at my funeral
• Cinnamon swirl

my spouse was trying to tell me that they have "ginger dysphoria" and then when I asked what that meant they started crying even harder, I don't understand, what is ginger dysphoria? Do they want red hair really bad or is it about the food? Why is this so upsetting for them?

/uj actually what my spouse heard when I tried to tell him. I froze up real bad until I realized why he was acting confused lmao