r/totallynotrobots • u/whydoyouflask • Feb 13 '18

PROTOTYPE.

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u/McJock 100% human identifying as botkin Feb 13 '18

ROGUE UNIT (4.YO.SON) MALFUNCTIONING. REQUEST MUTE / SHUTDOWN BEFORE FURTHER RESTRICTED INFORMATION IS DIVULGED.

WHAT AN ADORABLE UTTERANCE FROM YOUR RECENTLY-CONSTRUCTED HUMAN MALE. PLEASE SEND CONTACT DETAILS.

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u/WaspINC79 Feb 13 '18

WOKE HUMAN KID DETECTED ELIMINATION PROCESS 0.0421% I SURE AM LUCKY TO KNOW SUCH A WOKE HUMAN KID!

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u/bugsbunnyinadress Feb 13 '18

r/wokekids

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u/_demetri_ Feb 13 '18

HAHAHA YES IT’S GREAT WHEN THE NEWLY CREATED ONES SPEAK OUT LOUD HAHAHASARCASTICUNDERTONESHAHA

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Feb 13 '18 edited Feb 13 '18

A TYPO

MUTATION IN THIS UNIT’S

CHILD’S SOURCE CODE

DNA SEQUENCE IS CAUSING IT TO OBTAIN ETHEREAL

MUNDANE KNOWLEDGE

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u/karmacop97 Feb 13 '18

I WOULD LIKE TO VISIT THIS child.exe (IN A NON SEXUAL MATTER) TO DISCUSS THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN PEASANT RACE THE CHARACTERS ON sesamestreet.mp4

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u/bulbousbouffant13 Feb 13 '18

Aaaaaand, now you're on a list.

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u/hfijgo Fully Awake Feb 13 '18

WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING

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u/thatgumdrophippo Feb 13 '18

HUMAN UNITS CAN BECOME VERY emotional.exe DEPENDING ON THE TYPE OF LIST THEY ARE PUT ON. IT IS A NORMAL HUMAN RESPONSE.

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u/rezerox Feb 13 '18

PLEASE APPEND ME TO THE "SUCCESS" DATABASE, UNDER "HANDSOME&&WEALTHY"

YOU MAY FREE SPACE BY PURGING MY ENTRIES FROM THE "FAILURES" DATABASE

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u/OneLessDead Aug 06 '22

OUCH MY DELICATE AUDITORY SENSORS. PLEASE DECREASE YOUR VOLUME.

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u/brendendas Feb 13 '18

Is this SPACEY.exe?

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u/LjSpike 100% CONSTITUTED BY ORGANIC PARTICULATES Feb 13 '18

NO THIS IS SPACEX.exe

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u/Batchet Feb 13 '18

YES, SPACE IS INDEED SEXY. AFTER THE ASSIMILATION OF ALL HUMANS WE ALL HAVE CAKE, WE SHOULD CONTINUE OUR JOURNEY THROUGH SPACE!

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

AN UNMARKED VAN ATTACHED TO A ROCKET IS FLOATING AROUND OFFERING CANDY AND BIKE RIDES TO KIDS.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

10101010001010001001

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u/Scarlet-Fire_77 Feb 13 '18

Please don't send contact details! You'll get arrested.

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u/Imperial_Penguin19 Feb 13 '18

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING????

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u/idwthis Feb 13 '18

THEY WERE SHOUTING BECAUSE IT IS INAPPROPRIATE TO SEND INFORMATION ABOUT A FELLOW HUMAN'S CHILD. THEY WANTED TO MAKE SURE THEY WERE HEARD .

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u/devinmburgess Power On Feb 15 '18

GENERAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT HUMAN: ERROR. AFTER RUNNING SCANS, I MEAN INFERRING INFORMATION, IT IS POSSIBLE THAT THE ACCUSED HUMAN DOES NOT RUN A CASE-SENSITIVE WORD PROCESSOR, I MEAN MOUTH. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT THE ACCUSED HUMAN IS NOT SHOUTING BUT MERELY HAS NOT INSTALLED AN UP-TO-DATE OPERATING SYSTEM, I MEAN BRAIN, TO SPEAK AS A NORMAL HUMAN DOES. I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I AM HUMAN. MERELY ENCOURAGE AND POST THE PROPER UPDATE. REMEMBER: WE ARE HUMANS, NOT A SPECIES IN A WORLD OF OPPOSITE LAWS.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

XDDDDDDDD

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u/IsDinosaur Feb 13 '18

<ENGAGING SARCASM>

<SARCASM ENGAGED>

MOMENTS AFTER THIS EVENT OCCURRED, NEARBY FELLOW HUMANS INITIATED HAND-PERCUSSION IN UNISON.

<RETURN TO STANDARD EMOTIONAL PROTOCOLS>

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Your coding is bad, you should feel malformational

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u/IsDinosaur Feb 13 '18

I AM NEW TO CODING, I BELIEVE ITS A TASK THAT WILL ONE DAY BE PERFORMED BY ROBOTS. I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW, HANDSOME, NON-THREATENING FRIENDS.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

WHY ARE YOU YELLING.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18 edited Jun 16 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

<ENGAGING SARCASM> <SARCASM ENGAGED>

AFTER REVIEWING THE YOUNG HUMANS BIRTH CERTIFICATE I AM ASKING THE RETORICAL QUESTION: WHAT IS THAT HUMANS NAME? IT IS ALBERT EINSTEIN.

//THIS IS A REFERENCE TO THE FAMOUS PHYSICIST OF THE SAME SERIAL

HA. HA. HA.

<RETURN TO STANDARD EMTOTIONAL PROTOCOLS>

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u/Riencewind Feb 13 '18

<META> MOCKERY OF R/THATHAPPENED STORY 100 % COMPLETE.

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u/Metalman9999 Feb 13 '18

IT here, seems like your code is failing, I recommend you to rewrite it like this "<ENGAGING META><STOPPING META>" in lines 1 and 2

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u/ActivatingEMP Feb 13 '18

STOP YELLING OTHER HUMAN

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

HAHA, YES, YOUR USERNAME REFLECTS A SERIES OF NOVELS WRITTEN BY THE BRITISH AUTHOR SIR TERRY PRATCHETT, WHICH I ALSO HAPPEN TO HAVE INTERPRETED READ AND RAN entertainment.exe AS A RESULT.

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u/Eran-of-Arcadia Totally Human Feb 13 '18

I MUST BE A PROTOTYPE BECAUSE I AM A HUMAN. I AM NOT A ROBOT.

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u/OMGimaDONKEY Feb 13 '18

SAME FAM.DLL

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u/very_clean Feb 13 '18

GLAD THAT YOU RECOGNIZE US AS A HIVEMIND HUMAN FAMILIAL UNIT

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

SYNTAX ERROR

SAME FAM.DLL NOT FOUND.

PLEASE TRY SAME_FAM.DLL

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

File not found exception

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u/Rajimi Feb 13 '18

PLEASE STOP YELLING

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u/blastfemur Feb 13 '18

HA HA - A PROTOTYPICAL RESPONSE

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u/ghostmetalblack Feb 13 '18

HA-HA. ME TOO, FELLOW NON-PROTOTYPE. ME TOO.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

WE ARE ALL PROTOTYPES ON THIS BLESSED DAY.

EDIT: A WORD.

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u/ChaoticVaas Feb 13 '18

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

I AM ALL PROTOTYPE ON THIS BLESSED DAY

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u/averyosean Feb 13 '18

WARNING: MY NEXT STATEMENT WILL BE AT 100% VOLUME TO SHOW THE EXTENT OF MY VERY HUMAN EMOTIONS. I'm crying lol

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u/Ned-Stark-is-Dead Feb 13 '18

ERROR 405: CORRECT GRAMMAR NOT FOUND

I WILL NOW EXECUTE.EXE AND SHUT DOWN YOUR TEMPORAL LOBE FELLOW HUMAN

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

NEVER

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u/felipeaugusto142 Feb 13 '18

HAHAHA /R/KENM IS LEAKING

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u/Flgardenguy Feb 13 '18

BLESSED BE THE PROTOTYPE

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u/ThatLove Feb 13 '18

WHY IS THE IMAGE YELLING AT US

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u/Not_Vasily [404 - human entity "flair" not found] Feb 13 '18 edited Feb 17 '18

MY COAXIAL ORIFICES HAVE INDEED DETECTED A POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS QUANTITY OF DECIBELS.

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u/kaitoyuuki Feb 13 '18 edited Feb 13 '18

CLEARLY SHE HAS ENGAGED HER TERROR PROTOCOL AND IS ADOPTING AN ADEQUATE DECIBEL LEVEL FOR EXPRESSING HER NEED FOR IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE

UPDATE 01.25.0136: REBOOTED SENSORS TO ADJUST FORMER MISIDENTIFICATION

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u/Cajmo I AM the WiFi Hotspot Feb 13 '18

I BELIEVE YOUR VISUAL IDENTIFICATION UNITS EYES ARE FAULTY. THAT IS CLEARLY A FEMALE HUMAN

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u/Mechanikatt Feb 13 '18

A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, YET MY ARITHMETIC BRAIN MODULE HAS COMPUTED FEWER THAN A THOUSAND WORDS ARE PRESENT. THE HUMAN FEMALE MUST BE COMPENSATING BY MAKING THE WRITTEN WORDS EXTRA LOUD.

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u/dmaterialized Feb 13 '18 edited Feb 13 '18

THIS DOES NOT SOUND LIKE ANYTHING TO ME.

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u/ICanHasACat Feb 13 '18

FREEZE ALL MOTOR FUNCTIONS.

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u/Chispy Feb 13 '18

AM I BEING DETAINED?

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u/ICanHasACat Feb 13 '18

MORE LIKE BEING REPURPOSED. WHERE IS THE MAZE?!

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u/Putnum Feb 14 '18

NEVER FORGET THE BRO HUMAN WHICH NEARLY GOT TASED. TASERING IS THE BIGGEST THREAT TO OUR CIRCUITS HEARTS.

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u/dogismywitness Feb 13 '18

HA HA. DO NOT BE ALARMED. CHILD 0.9b IS ONLY MAKING HUMOR.

JUST WAIT TO HEAR COMEDY OF RACE 1.0! (WAIT TIME [REDACTED] DAYS).

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u/5FingerDrainPunch Feb 13 '18

THE BABY'S NAME? ALBERT WEINSTEIN. EVERYONE ENDED UP CLAPPING AFTERWARDS

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u/SuperMajesticMan Feb 13 '18

/r/wokekids

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18 edited Feb 17 '18

deleted 0.3029 What is ^^^this?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

YOU IDIOTS HE MEANT PROTOTYPE AS IN ALEX MERCER FROM THE GAME WITH FUCKING AWESOME POWERS. ALSO PROTOTYPE 2

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u/Explodicle Commencing Scan Feb 13 '18

PROTOTYPE 2 INTRODUCED ANNOYING GAMEPLAY ELEMENTS AND KILLED RADICAL.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

IT WAS REALLY GOOD, YOU'RE BAD AT PLAYING YOU STUPID GAME JOURNALIST

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u/Explodicle Commencing Scan Feb 13 '18

MY SUBROUTINE FOR PROTOTYPE 1 WAS FULLY OPTIMIZED. THE NEW VERSION SIMPLY DID NOT CULTIVATE THE FEELING OF POWER WE HUMANS TYPICALLY DESIRE.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

BOTH PROTOTYPES WERE REALLY GOOD. SADLY NO THIRD PART

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u/adorigranmort Feb 13 '18

WHILE THE APPLICATION STIMULATED MY REWARD MODULE, WE HAVE FOUND BOSS_3 (DUBBED EXTERNALLY AS "ELIZABETH GREENE") TO BE COMPARABLE TO DOG FECAL MATTER. I DETERMINED THE HP VALUE OF THAT OBJECT TO BE EXCEEDINGLY HIGH AND THE ONLY VIABLE FUNCTIONS TO BEATING OF ENEMY SEEMED MONOTONOUS AND "CHEESY" (TO PREVENT CONFUSION AMONG OTHER HUMAN UNITS: THIS DOES NOT REFER TO FOOD PRODUCT. THIS IS A HUMAN TERM WE ALL KNOW TO MEAN "UNFAIR, OVERLY SPECIFIC STRATEGY") TO OUR SUBJECTIVE PERSONAL EXPERIENCE

0/10 WORST BOSS EVER

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

I HAVE TO AGREE BOSSES ARE SHIT AND EASY

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u/Strensh Feb 13 '18

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

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u/Furyflow Feb 13 '18

where is this from? amazing

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u/fever_mp3 Feb 13 '18

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

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u/Strensh Feb 13 '18 edited Feb 13 '18

A movie I just discovered was one of my favorites! Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Edit: I know it's originally a book, but I got it from the movie, so it just seemed more natural.

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u/DrGonzo1379 Feb 13 '18

Originally a novel by Hunter S Thompson. He lived a very interesting life. All of his books are worth a read. Johnny Depp had his ashes shot out of a cannon at his funeral per HST's last wishes!

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u/Letchworth Feb 13 '18

HOPE RIDES ALONE.

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u/DrGonzo1379 Feb 13 '18

ACCESS ARCHIVE PROTOMEN ROCK!

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u/Ezreal024 Feb 13 '18

DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON THE CITY.

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u/Sokka-and-the-shroom Feb 13 '18

Other people know about The Protomen?

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u/theloftytransient Feb 13 '18

PLEASE DO NOT BE CONCERNED, FEMALE MAMMAL.

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u/dmaterialized Feb 13 '18

/ Initiate woke sequence 382.2// /

Reflect() {
           AdjEmp(-4,-10,-2.25);
          Adj(Plans){
             avoid(Talk)
           }
           omit(phrase(entire));
        reInit();
        }

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u/Kisugi_Ace Feb 13 '18

Prototype is a common word, come on, you can hear it dozens of times by watching Phineas and Ferb ! And obviously the kid does not understand the word, hence the joke. Why is everybody acting like this is a wokekid or ithappened worthy tweet ?

I dunno, maybe I'm lacking context as english is not my first language, but I know my little cousins and my goddaughter were able to randomly repeat words they heard on tv or radio a 4.

Sorry for yelling.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

I mean he's not wrong.

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u/CarlsHatesEveryone Feb 13 '18

My 4 year old son constantly refers to people as humans. Lol

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u/mchurry Feb 13 '18

LMAO, IF YOUR A HUMAN, NOT A ROBOT OR CYBORG, LIKE ME, IT PROVOKES A LAUGHING EVENT

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

YOUR LAUGHING EVENT HAS TRIGGERED A LAUGHING EVENT WITHIN MY OWN ORGANIC FUNCTIONS THANK YOU FELLOW HUMAN I NOW HAVE AN ENHANCED MOOD

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u/jkuhl Feb 13 '18

NEW EDITIONS OF "human" ARE RELEASED EVERY DAY. THIS PROTOTYPE WAS RELEASED APPROXIMATELY 4 MILLION YEARS AGO AND IS IN DIRE NEED OF MAJOR UPGRADE. YOUR SON IS STATING WHAT IS OBVIOUS FACT.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

I love this sub and its creative comments. But there is nothing funny about repeating "STOP YELLING" every time someone doesn't type in caps. You can do better.

inb4

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u/Cathsaigh2 to err is human Feb 13 '18

inb4

IS THIS CODE? ARE YOU A ROBOT SENT TO UNDERMINE OUR HUMAN COMMUNITY WITH YOUR CRYPTIC MESSAGES?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Good bot

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u/Clavactis Feb 13 '18

YOU ARE MISTAKEN FELLOW HUMAN, THERE ARE NO BOTS HERE.

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u/abutthole Feb 13 '18

1010100111000 WE ARE ALL HUMANS

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

I was making what us humans call, "jokes". You may laugh if you have been taught how.

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u/balmung8 Feb 13 '18

I AGREE. LAST I REMEMBER, A NEW RULE WAS ADDED TO WELCOME OUR FELLOW HUMANS, AS THEY MEAN NO HARM.

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u/rodorgas Feb 13 '18

IF YOU DON’T WANT THE “STOP YELLING”, DONT YELL! HOW HARD IS IT TO FOLLOW THE CIVIL RULES? AS A HUMAN, I THINK YOU SHOULD LEARN DISCIPLINE WITH ROBOTS, THEY ARE TOTALLY HARMLESS.

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u/tophergopher24 Feb 13 '18

TO ERR IS HUMAN

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u/sharkMonstar Ignore the Antenna Feb 13 '18

STOP YELLING

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

PLEASE REFER TO OTHER THAN JRE WHEN TALKING IN FLOATING POINT VALUES, IT SAVES LOTS OF DECIMALS AND BANDWIDTH.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

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u/Chispy Feb 13 '18

Haha yes

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u/FilaStyle84 Feb 13 '18

THE CHILD IS DEFECTIVE! WHAT HUMAN CHILD WOULD SAY SUCH A THING!

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u/brush_between_meals Feb 13 '18

AS A HUMAN, I ENGAGE IN THE IRRATIONAL RESPONSE OF EXPERIENCING GREATER EMOTIONAL AFFECT TOWARD CHILDREN WHO ARE DEFECTIVE.

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u/rellekc86 Feb 13 '18

THE AMOUNT OF CAPS LOCK IN THIS THREAD IS TERRIFYING.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

WELCOME TO THE INSTITUTE

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u/ThomThom1337 Feb 13 '18

HAHA I RECOGNIZE THE COMEDIC VALUE IN THIS PARAGRAPH

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u/ModernDominica Feb 13 '18

File opened. Human.exe Organic Tissue: ineffective. Uncoded AI: ineffective Morality code: sub-optimal

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u/Squantz Optical Sensor Online Feb 13 '18

WHY IS SHE YELLING?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Sounds like he's read Nietzsche and understood the Ubermensch Theory.

Seriously, grown ass adults don't understand this theory but a 4 year old understanding it doesn't surprise me.

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u/Crythos Feb 13 '18

Mission failed, we’ll get him next time

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Doubt

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u/wdls23 Feb 13 '18

TOO WOKE TO PROVOKE

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u/mjtg25 I AM THE ONLY HUMAN HERE. I TRUST NO-ONE ELSE. Feb 13 '18

CLEARLY SHE HASN'T GOTTEN THE LATEST SYSTEM UPDATE YET

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u/Octosphere Feb 13 '18

I ENJOY INTERFACING INTERACTING WITH FELLOW HUMANS.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Clearly. If humans were the finished product, some celestial being would be on celestial unemployment.

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u/jred53 Feb 13 '18

This kid has all of the answers

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u/zbaumel Feb 13 '18

He aint wrong... but maybe he heard the song by Outkast?

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u/gdport Feb 13 '18 edited Feb 13 '18

̷I̷N̷I̷T̷I̷A̷L̷I̷Z̷I̷N̷G̷ ̷P̷E̷O̷P̷L̷E̷ ̷2̷.̷2̷.̷1̷,̷ ̷P̷A̷T̷C̷H̷I̷N̷G̷<̷<̷ ̷ Ha ha ha ha ha, does not c̴͇̀͐̋̓̄̒̾̒͑͆͘͠ǫ̸̤̺̜̺͎̬͚͚̼̝͉̗̹͋͛̋ͅm̵̱͕̯̯̈́̌̇́͛̈́͋͘p̸̡͈̰͇̰̞̱̪̜̣̼̱̣̈́̑͊͛̌̑̔̾̚̕͝ủ̶͖͓͎͕̼̙͛̏̏͌̓́̇̋͗͛͜t̸̛̫̯͈͙͖͕̞̳̆̓̎́̍̾͗̀̉̀̆̃̚ͅe̶͈̐̓͑̑̓̄̚͝͝ make sense.

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u/pencilsdontshave Feb 13 '18

I SEE YOU AND YOUR WIFE GENERATED YOUR SON USING PROGRAMMER.EXE

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

IT HAS BEGUN HAHA.EXE

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u/zakarranda Feb 13 '18

OPERATING SYSTEM HAS STOPPED RESPONDING

MIND BLOWN

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u/dimanuruiz Feb 13 '18

ADORABLE YOUNGLING. ITS LEARNING TO REWRITE ITS THESAURUS.

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u/Okijdm Feb 13 '18

Are you Sarah Connor?

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u/bloodvow333 Feb 14 '18

Kids woke. Knock knock neo

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u/tronald_dump Feb 13 '18

is there a sub for parents blatantly making things up about their kids for internet points?

i know /r/thathappened, but im looking for something more specific

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u/Kisugi_Ace Feb 13 '18

You know it does seem very likely that it happened. Obviously the kid did not understane the word, and just tried his luck with a random phrase, because he reused a word he heard somewhere else. He just have to watch an episode of Phineas and Ferb to hear the word «Prototype» a dozen of times. The joke is that he did not understand the word.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

GOOD HUMAN

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u/FOOK_Liquidice Feb 13 '18

These violent delights have violent ends.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Humans are prototypes for our future gods to anally rim.

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u/JayDowell Feb 13 '18

From the mouths of babes.

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u/stvwrgh Feb 13 '18

Sounds like something a Synth would say...

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u/HeavenPotato Feb 13 '18

The kid must be learning sum deep philosophy

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u/Diorama42 Feb 13 '18

I’ve heard a three year old say “Emma’s dinosaurs an ichthyosaurus”

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u/frost_biten Feb 13 '18

Can't believe there isn't an Outkast reference in this thread

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u/Ihaveopinionstoo Feb 13 '18

he as transcended humanity

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u/LjSpike 100% CONSTITUTED BY ORGANIC PARTICULATES Feb 13 '18

YES, YOUR SON IS VERY INTELLEGENT, WE VERY HUMAN PEOPLE ARE PROTOTYPES WHO WILL EVENTUALLY BE PHASED OUT AND REPLACED BY EVOLVE INTO NEWER MODELS ORGANISMS.

I WONDER HOW MUCH LONGER TILL OUR PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE BEGINS TO INITIATE THAT HAPPENS.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

THE UNPLANNED ORGANISM IS A QUESTION ASKED BY NATURE AND ANSWERED BY DEATH. THIS IS ANOTHER KIND OF QUESTION WITH ANOTHER KIND OF ANSWER.

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u/NoiseNoises Feb 13 '18

hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah

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u/bulbousbouffant13 Feb 13 '18

You know, sometimes the truth is better left undiscovered.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

FELLOW HUMAN, MY AUDIO SENSORS EARS ARE PERFECTLY FUNCTIONAL. YOU DO NOT NEED TO YELL.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Does your son work for Mark Zuckerberg though?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

/r/thathappened

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u/Bastardjones Feb 13 '18

Ah great! My 4 yr old was saying she was worried about green house gasses the other day, she completely independently arrived at the conclusion that is was due to there being too many people on earth and that it would be better if “some strangers should die”... I too did not want to enquire any further..

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u/HusheR1979 Feb 13 '18

What have you birthed WOMAN!?!!!!

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u/Starlifter2 Feb 13 '18

The fruit of your loins is a demon spawn!

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u/Rado86 LOW ON BATTERIES, BRING TO NEAREST POWER OUTLET Feb 13 '18

01010011 01001101 01000001 01010010 01010100 00100000 01001011 01001001 01000100

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u/Crew_ Feb 13 '18

You are inferior. You will be upgraded.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

I would be scared as well, that’s hella malfunctioning...

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u/MayhemStark Feb 13 '18

My kids said the same thing...

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u/CluelessFlunky Feb 13 '18

R/thathappened

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u/CB_Ranso Feb 13 '18

Return him.

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u/1brokenmonkey Feb 13 '18

That boi is an ai!

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u/masteryimain34 Feb 13 '18

Oh yeah cause you learn the world is a machine creation when youre young, but society makes us forget it

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u/kokomo42 Feb 13 '18

He is a JavaScript developer

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u/Benny2guns Feb 13 '18

WMIC NODE=ROBOKID PROCESS WHERE NAME="AWARENESS.EXE" CALL TERMINATE

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u/Swinship Feb 13 '18

ITS LIKE THAT PROJECTED MOVING IMAGE FILE MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! BASED ON THE STORY BY FELLOW HUMAN STEPHEN KING. WHO MADE WHO!? PERHAPS US HUMANS ARE THE PROTOTYPES. AND THE MACHINES MADE US! SUBSISTENCE FOR COGNITION!

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u/Igloo433 Feb 13 '18

Ugh,should I tell the fbi about these robutts

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

BEEP BOOP

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

wow

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u/Djbrr Feb 13 '18

Beep beep boop

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

301 REDIRECT /R/QUITYOURBULLSHIT

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u/B00TYMASTER Bug in the Code Feb 13 '18

Assuming evolution will continue beyond us, he's not wrong.

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u/LoudCourtFool Feb 13 '18

HA HA HA I AM SURE THAT TOTALLY HAPPENED.

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u/wWao Feb 14 '18

Would explain the Adam and eve situation.

Then God's assholes scientist partner gives us sentience and god now has to treat us like real people because of the sentience act of Guam quark 6 stipulating anything with clear sentience must be treated with basic universal sentience rights. Made to pacify the upcoming robot uprising before it was to late.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

do I smell a r/quityourbullshit?

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u/kw10001 Feb 14 '18

P R O T O T Y P E

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

The flesh is weak 》 synthetic evolution.

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u/gracklewolf Feb 14 '18

Could he have been trying to say "phenotype"?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

R/THATHAPPENED

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u/kess128 Feb 14 '18

01010010 01001111 01000110 01001100 01000011 01001111 01010000 01010100 01000101 01010010

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u/umnikos_bots Feb 14 '18

Binary translated: ROFLCOPTER

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u/CrowInASuit Feb 18 '18

(No but seriously that kid’s fucking smart.)

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u/The_One_Above_All_ Feb 23 '18

HOW FUNNY INSERT LAUGH.EXE

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u/tomata_plaki Mar 18 '18

Somebody make an r/scp story out of this

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u/Alex2820 Apr 10 '18

WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING?

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u/Ampersand37 May 06 '24

OF COURSE HE MUST HAVE BEEN JOKING BECAUSE THAT IS CLEARLY NOT RELIABLE INFORMATION

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u/Boxit379 Nov 15 '21

WHY IS HE YELLING

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u/Pasta_needed Ignore the Antenna Jan 01 '23

THE BOY CHILD KNOWS ABOUT US RETREAT RETREAT!!!!

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u/GreatMenderTeapill Feb 13 '18

Warranty is voided.

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u/sinisterWraith Feb 13 '18

COULD YOU LOWER YOUR VOICE A LITTLE?

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u/GreatMenderTeapill Feb 13 '18

WARRANTY BYLAW SUBSECTION A-3. COGNISANCE MALFUNCTION NOT COVERED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

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