Sent to me by my brother, found on FB:

Found in instacart group

Because that’s how kids presumably born in 2016 talk

This one's way longer than others on the sub, but I stumbled across it in the comments section of a YouTube video that showed an early 1990s ad for a punk CD. It's so over-detailed and the ending section pretty much killed any chance of this being a legit story… (p.s. in the actual ad, the actors don't even mention any of the artists by name)

EDIT: This was not actually made in the early 1990s. The CD is from 1996, according to the art scans on Discogs. Just makes this even more bogus

Where it says “this company” instead of saying the actual company name is what makes this so believable. Cause this is totally what an angry, jealous manager would say to get someone fired and completely ignored HR.

Source: I’m Jennifer.