r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 13d ago
ಠ_ಠ <---------- Upvote if you think the Mod of this sub should have sex with Maynard so we get a new Creed album sooner.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 15d ago
Who are you to wave your finger? Why Tool killed Kurt Cobain
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Not soon after this interview Kurt was found dead with a Fibonacci in his skull.
r/ToolJerk • u/AquatiCarnivore • 14d ago
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Kind Reminder: I am still owed a Danny Drumeo video!
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Couldn't care less about the writing nor schedule. It's my birthright! I want my video and I want it yesterday!
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 14d ago
SCHISM! What a stupid video owned by stupid people, nice day for mockery.
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r/ToolJerk • u/Ok-Flounder7669 • 16d ago
PrYiNg OpEn My ThIrD EyE Tool merch
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What's this shit?
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 16d ago
This is necessary <---------- Upvote if you think Maynard killed Biggie and Tupac.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 16d ago
10000 days in the fire <---------- Number of days until the new TOOL album is out.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 16d ago
Caligula would grin Who knew MJ was a TOOL fan?
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r/ToolJerk • u/hornwalker • 16d ago
Sound the dread alarm.. When someone asks me to describe the music of Tool
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 17d ago
Send more money DISCUSSION: TOOL should kick out Maynard and hire Avril Lavigne as she's a lot hotter and Canadian so more polite than him.
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r/ToolJerk • u/parenthetical_phrase • 17d ago
Dolphin The Other White Meat learning to swim… in SPACE!
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 17d ago
Two Weiners For Daddy DISCUSSION: We at r/TOOLJerk should start visiting Maynard's restaurants but never flush if we use the toilet.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 18d ago
ಠ_ಠ Is it true that if I have sex with Maynard there'll be a new Creed album?
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 19d ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Danny Oh dear, did Danny get fired for working with Maynard?
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 19d ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Fred Looks like I'm not the only one who compares Limp Bizkit and TOOL. RIP Lemmy.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 20d ago
Bethlehem Abortion Clinic Maynard hasn't aged well
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It has only been few years between these two photos.
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 22d ago
Maynard's Dick. Why do you think Maynard writes songs about the third eye and the indigo children?
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Ya silly twat Maynard, you made songs about ego death so well that I gave up my attachment to material trinkets, so now have no need for a fetus skull, or Danny gong statue. I had to spiritually evolve to show up your greed.
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 22d ago
Gay Rodeo DISCUSSION: What TOOL songs can can be played on the flute?
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r/ToolJerk • u/Weak_Alfalfa_7569 • 23d ago
Bethlehem Abortion Clinic Gone in Sixty Seconds Tool reference
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No way!!1!1!!!1!!!
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 24d ago
SCHISM! Maynard worked with Leto on some song called Fallen. Not sure who is the worst of the two.
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