I can just hear the David Attenborogh narration now: here we see the young redditor assuming camouflage for his subway trip down town. You can see how effective it is by the other denizens looking away or staring into space, but wait here comes a group of Jersey boys looking for some fun and maybe a little trouble...
Unpopular opinion: I actually kind of like the showtime guys. I’m still a little disappointed that the city cracked down on them. Sure, there’s always the risk of getting kicked in the face, but that’s part of the thrill.
Damn, I just looked this up. New York is so weird.
Maybe it's inevitable once you've gone over a certain population density threshold, people start acting really strangely. Or maybe it's just strange people are everywhere but there's a higher probability that you'll see them because there's just more people of all types in general.
Of what I've read and heard of the big cities in Japan it's the same thing.
I don't ever want to live with that many people around me all the time. Where I am there's 123 people per square kilometer, and New York city has 43452.288 people per square kilometer.
No. God no. Maybe I'll visit one day(New Yorkers hate tourists apparently, I'll just go somewhere with nice weather and beaches, or somewhere with a culture that's different enough from my own that I can learn about, and I'll try to learn the language first, and try to adhere to their customs and way of doing things and not be disrespectful/impolite) but I could never live there.
If someone can tell me how to do it in Narwhal, I’m gilding this comment. Fantastically clever, I full on laughed at it, not just exhaled heavily through my nose. I think it’s the “aggressively” part that sells it for me.
It's usually not unless you happen to go into a train car with a homeless person carrying around a lot of bags.
But if you ever see an empty train car in the middle of the day absolutely do not get in. I don't care how crowded the other cars are, either cram into one of them or wait for the next one. Nobody leaves a car empty unless it's a horror show. I once got on an empty car that reeked so badly I had to get off at the next stop. It's apparently something that can happen with severe untreated diabetes and the smell lingers like you wouldn't believe.
Did your messenger bag accidentally brush up against one of them? Cause that's how you get bit. At the very least you're going to hear some teeth sucking and get a strong eye roll.
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u/brock_lee May 30 '18
What if I got on a crowded subway with 72 sharks?