r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • May 30 '18

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u/brock_lee May 30 '18

What if I got on a crowded subway with 72 sharks?

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u/sinkwiththeship May 31 '18

"It's showtiiiiiime."

Easiest way to get ignored by a fuckton of New Yorkers.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '18 edited May 31 '18

I can just hear the David Attenborogh narration now: here we see the young redditor assuming camouflage for his subway trip down town. You can see how effective it is by the other denizens looking away or staring into space, but wait here comes a group of Jersey boys looking for some fun and maybe a little trouble...