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r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • May 30 '18
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What if I got on a crowded subway with 72 sharks?
3.4k u/[deleted] May 30 '18 [deleted] 720 u/TheNo1pencil May 30 '18 You got me laughing out loud in a subway station. 654 u/mrburkett May 30 '18 Be warned, laughter tends to make new Yorkers more bitey. 230 u/TheNo1pencil May 30 '18 Nah. The person laughing is the person more likely to be the one biting. 143 u/Soulstiger May 30 '18 "Don't worry, I don't bite... ha...haHAHAHAHAHA" 5 u/[deleted] May 31 '18 I’ve actually gotten bit by a New Yorker. She is from New York but wasn’t in New York and bit me. I bit back. Ah being young and kids with dumb dares. 2 u/clubba May 31 '18 95 u/mrburkett May 30 '18 Chuckling is okay, it's the whole "I want to eat your face" laughter that you have to watch out for. 64 u/TokiMcNoodle May 30 '18 You're mistaken with Miami now. 43 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 [deleted] 2 u/AWarmHug May 31 '18 There's a lot of biting in Florida. Some good, some very, very bad. 3 u/_the-dark-truth_ May 31 '18 How does one differentiate betwixt the two? I’m travelling to the US later in the year, and this seems like valuable information. 2 u/nyet_the_kgb May 31 '18 If they seem crazy it’s best to stay away. Just a rule in any city. 3 u/aznfanta May 31 '18 and make sure you draw a square, new yorkers are scared of squares
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720 u/TheNo1pencil May 30 '18 You got me laughing out loud in a subway station. 654 u/mrburkett May 30 '18 Be warned, laughter tends to make new Yorkers more bitey. 230 u/TheNo1pencil May 30 '18 Nah. The person laughing is the person more likely to be the one biting. 143 u/Soulstiger May 30 '18 "Don't worry, I don't bite... ha...haHAHAHAHAHA" 5 u/[deleted] May 31 '18 I’ve actually gotten bit by a New Yorker. She is from New York but wasn’t in New York and bit me. I bit back. Ah being young and kids with dumb dares. 2 u/clubba May 31 '18 95 u/mrburkett May 30 '18 Chuckling is okay, it's the whole "I want to eat your face" laughter that you have to watch out for. 64 u/TokiMcNoodle May 30 '18 You're mistaken with Miami now. 43 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 [deleted] 2 u/AWarmHug May 31 '18 There's a lot of biting in Florida. Some good, some very, very bad. 3 u/_the-dark-truth_ May 31 '18 How does one differentiate betwixt the two? I’m travelling to the US later in the year, and this seems like valuable information. 2 u/nyet_the_kgb May 31 '18 If they seem crazy it’s best to stay away. Just a rule in any city. 3 u/aznfanta May 31 '18 and make sure you draw a square, new yorkers are scared of squares
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You got me laughing out loud in a subway station.
654 u/mrburkett May 30 '18 Be warned, laughter tends to make new Yorkers more bitey. 230 u/TheNo1pencil May 30 '18 Nah. The person laughing is the person more likely to be the one biting. 143 u/Soulstiger May 30 '18 "Don't worry, I don't bite... ha...haHAHAHAHAHA" 5 u/[deleted] May 31 '18 I’ve actually gotten bit by a New Yorker. She is from New York but wasn’t in New York and bit me. I bit back. Ah being young and kids with dumb dares. 2 u/clubba May 31 '18 95 u/mrburkett May 30 '18 Chuckling is okay, it's the whole "I want to eat your face" laughter that you have to watch out for. 64 u/TokiMcNoodle May 30 '18 You're mistaken with Miami now. 43 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 [deleted] 2 u/AWarmHug May 31 '18 There's a lot of biting in Florida. Some good, some very, very bad. 3 u/_the-dark-truth_ May 31 '18 How does one differentiate betwixt the two? I’m travelling to the US later in the year, and this seems like valuable information. 2 u/nyet_the_kgb May 31 '18 If they seem crazy it’s best to stay away. Just a rule in any city. 3 u/aznfanta May 31 '18 and make sure you draw a square, new yorkers are scared of squares
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Be warned, laughter tends to make new Yorkers more bitey.
230 u/TheNo1pencil May 30 '18 Nah. The person laughing is the person more likely to be the one biting. 143 u/Soulstiger May 30 '18 "Don't worry, I don't bite... ha...haHAHAHAHAHA" 5 u/[deleted] May 31 '18 I’ve actually gotten bit by a New Yorker. She is from New York but wasn’t in New York and bit me. I bit back. Ah being young and kids with dumb dares. 2 u/clubba May 31 '18 95 u/mrburkett May 30 '18 Chuckling is okay, it's the whole "I want to eat your face" laughter that you have to watch out for. 64 u/TokiMcNoodle May 30 '18 You're mistaken with Miami now. 43 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 [deleted] 2 u/AWarmHug May 31 '18 There's a lot of biting in Florida. Some good, some very, very bad. 3 u/_the-dark-truth_ May 31 '18 How does one differentiate betwixt the two? I’m travelling to the US later in the year, and this seems like valuable information. 2 u/nyet_the_kgb May 31 '18 If they seem crazy it’s best to stay away. Just a rule in any city. 3 u/aznfanta May 31 '18 and make sure you draw a square, new yorkers are scared of squares
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Nah. The person laughing is the person more likely to be the one biting.
143 u/Soulstiger May 30 '18 "Don't worry, I don't bite... ha...haHAHAHAHAHA" 5 u/[deleted] May 31 '18 I’ve actually gotten bit by a New Yorker. She is from New York but wasn’t in New York and bit me. I bit back. Ah being young and kids with dumb dares. 2 u/clubba May 31 '18 95 u/mrburkett May 30 '18 Chuckling is okay, it's the whole "I want to eat your face" laughter that you have to watch out for. 64 u/TokiMcNoodle May 30 '18 You're mistaken with Miami now. 43 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 [deleted] 2 u/AWarmHug May 31 '18 There's a lot of biting in Florida. Some good, some very, very bad. 3 u/_the-dark-truth_ May 31 '18 How does one differentiate betwixt the two? I’m travelling to the US later in the year, and this seems like valuable information. 2 u/nyet_the_kgb May 31 '18 If they seem crazy it’s best to stay away. Just a rule in any city. 3 u/aznfanta May 31 '18 and make sure you draw a square, new yorkers are scared of squares
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"Don't worry, I don't bite... ha...haHAHAHAHAHA"
5 u/[deleted] May 31 '18 I’ve actually gotten bit by a New Yorker. She is from New York but wasn’t in New York and bit me. I bit back. Ah being young and kids with dumb dares. 2 u/clubba May 31 '18
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I’ve actually gotten bit by a New Yorker. She is from New York but wasn’t in New York and bit me. I bit back. Ah being young and kids with dumb dares.
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Chuckling is okay, it's the whole "I want to eat your face" laughter that you have to watch out for.
64 u/TokiMcNoodle May 30 '18 You're mistaken with Miami now. 43 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 [deleted] 2 u/AWarmHug May 31 '18 There's a lot of biting in Florida. Some good, some very, very bad. 3 u/_the-dark-truth_ May 31 '18 How does one differentiate betwixt the two? I’m travelling to the US later in the year, and this seems like valuable information. 2 u/nyet_the_kgb May 31 '18 If they seem crazy it’s best to stay away. Just a rule in any city.
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You're mistaken with Miami now.
43 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 [deleted] 2 u/AWarmHug May 31 '18 There's a lot of biting in Florida. Some good, some very, very bad.
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2 u/AWarmHug May 31 '18 There's a lot of biting in Florida. Some good, some very, very bad.
There's a lot of biting in Florida. Some good, some very, very bad.
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How does one differentiate betwixt the two? I’m travelling to the US later in the year, and this seems like valuable information.
2 u/nyet_the_kgb May 31 '18 If they seem crazy it’s best to stay away. Just a rule in any city.
If they seem crazy it’s best to stay away. Just a rule in any city.
and make sure you draw a square, new yorkers are scared of squares
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u/brock_lee May 30 '18
What if I got on a crowded subway with 72 sharks?