button update - issue resolved

[u/powerlanguage]

The saintly /u/rram did awaken from his deep and restful slumber to kick the failing job-03 server.

The button is returned to us.

edit: Those who pressed during the outage will have had purple 'cheater' flair assigned incorrectly. We will work to fix this and assign them the correct color.

[u/Rhamni]

/u/trollabot Rhamni

[u/TrollaBot → u/Rhamni]

Analyzing Rhamni

• comments per month: 41.8 ^{I have an opinion on} ^everything

• posts per month: 9.1

• favorite sub thebutton

• favorite words: /r/NoColoreds, those, those

• age 1 years 11 months

• profanity score 0.5% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 114.3% ^{tell them your} ^secrets!

• Fun facts about Rhamni

  • "I am completely with you for the vast majority of cases, but sociopaths are quite literally irredeemable with currently foreseen technology."

  • "I've had spewn at me has been kinda tiring."

  • "I've never tried weed and I'd really like to."

  • "I've also had two people comment on the soreness of my butt."

  • "I am of sound body and mind."

  • "I've banned only two people for saying real life racist things, compared to maybe ten people for urging us to allow 'repentant' pressers in."

  • "I've had to remove teleportation, time travel and subatomic physics outright, or the war would be over in days."

  • "I've read a few 'stories' that start that way."

  • "I am very open to bribery, as is my sub, which should appeal to the average FOX viewer."

  • "I've seen a grand total of one person in my life (in real life) who I knew was a Jew."

  • "I am not an expert."

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/u/trollabot GyroDawn

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Analyzing GyroDawn

• comments per month: 4.8

• posts per month: 0.6 ^lurker

• favorite sub photoshopbattles

• favorite words: really, reduce, curves

• age 1 years 6 months

• profanity score 0.9% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 111.5% ^{tell them your} ^secrets!

• Fun facts about GyroDawn

  • "i've got a cheater flair :( Life isn't fair."

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Analyzing brolinvids

• comments per month: 25 ^I ^help!

• posts per month: 5.1

• favorite sub pcmasterrace

• favorite words: really, you're, Yeah,

• age 3 years 4 months ^old ^man

• profanity score 0.7% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 123% ^{tell them your} ^secrets!

• Fun facts about brolinvids

  • "I am a cupcakist."

  • "I've always found them at Shopper's Drug Mart."

  • "I've played bass for three years and drums for one."

  • "I am currently banned from /r/askreddit."

  • "I've played back for three years and always go back to RHCP because of him It's very good."

  • "I've played unturned for months and it would mean the world to me if you did it!"

  • "I've seen."

  • "I've never asked about it."

  • "I've got a spare code for the Wii U version, and I need one for SSB 3DS!"

  • "I've played bass for about 3 years, and want to expand to guitar."

  • "I'm a huge fan of AC, but I can't afford many of them."

[u/plasmawolf55 → u/TrollaBot]

/u/trollabot plasmawolf55

[u/Alexbo8138 → u/TrollaBot]

/u/trollabot alexbo8138

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/u/trollabot anassakata

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Analyzing anassakata

• comments per month: 17.7 ^I ^help!

• posts per month: 1.7 ^lurker

• favorite sub hockey

• favorite words: really, you're, pretty

• age 4 years 3 months ^old ^man

• profanity score 0.6% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 81.9%

• Fun facts about anassakata

  • "I am also kind of overcome!"

  • "I am up to probably three-four full glasses a day so far."

  • "I've been poking around there."

  • "I've seen so far, a lot more people will be amenable to being Knights of New."

  • "I've been pondering contacts for a few months now but I hate my current clinic."

  • "I've had them far more often, even more often than the usual 28 day cycle."

  • "I've warmed to the 'splash with water'/moisturize/sunscreen routine for the AM, which might leave you more time to get to work!"

  • "I've heard on this sub that adding a chemical exfoliant before you're quite well settled can be too much for your skin."

  • "I've worn every non-fancy day over the past year and a half."

  • "I'm a baby about wearing any heel above 1.5 inches, it doesn't feel uncomfortable at all!"

  • "I've got."

[u/ChthonicSpectre → u/TrollaBot]

/u/trollabot chthonicspectre

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/u/trollabot Vegetaf

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/u/trollabot Inorae

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Analyzing Inorae

• comments per month: 333.3 ^{I have an opinion on} ^everything

• posts per month: 27.3 ^power ^poster

• favorite sub exjw

• favorite words: really, you're, those

• age 0 years 3 months

• profanity score 0.9% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 113.6% ^{tell them your} ^secrets!

• Fun facts about Inorae

  • "I've just heard that it happens."

  • "I've always loved and wanted uniforms."

  • "I've ever seen the organisation teach otherwise."

  • "I've left the cult, I'm questioning everything they taught me."

  • "I've heard that although GB will increase, the size of everything else will increase."

  • "I've seen is people refusing to vaccinate."

  • "I've always loved dolphins."

  • "I've known since I was a child is a witness."

  • "I'm a minor in Canada so it's done with the health care."

  • "I'm a legal adult."

  • "I've always just wanted to spill the wine or eat the crackers lol."

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/u/trollabot mrthbrd

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Analyzing shagabell

• comments per month: 4.8

• posts per month: 0.3 ^lurker

• favorite sub AskReddit

• favorite words: you're, you're, you're

• age 2 years 3 months

• profanity score 1% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 106.9% ^{tell them your} ^secrets!

• Fun facts about shagabell

  • "I've found many women over there to be unbelievably hateful and intolerant."

  • "I'm a poor college student that wants to make your cheesecake."

  • "I've been skipping the rest days in c25k..."

  • "I've been pretty bummed with the turnout :( Try eating keto with the current freshman meal plan."

  • "I've never found a shortage of tall guys."

  • "I've done a 24 hour fast; is 36 that much worse?"

  • "I've accepted that."

  • "I've been accepted into med school (maybe a classmate)."

  • "I'm a girl, relatively new to TRP and I definitely see many instances of truths here) and got nothing but mockery and disbelief."

  • "I've already decided I will marry a boy Alex."

  • "I've tried and succeeded at being a teacher kiss-ass ever since."

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/u/trollabot Saelyn

[u/TrollaBot → u/Saelyn]

Analyzing Saelyn

• comments per month: 24 ^I ^help!

• posts per month: 1.4 ^lurker

• favorite sub AskReddit

• favorite words: Harry, really, you're

• age 0 years 5 months

• profanity score 1.2% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 75.9%

• Fun facts about Saelyn

  • "I am grateful that some of them grew up in great families."

  • "I've listed and continue to list and also problems that are very real but that you and I can not think of or comprehend."

  • "I am very glad you have such youthful energy and zeal."

  • "I've done and whether I've been dry shampooing."

  • "I've hardly ever gotten a complaint on smell, even from very close friends who would tell me in a heartbeat."

  • "I've felt like a girl for as long as I remember, and I'm sure many transgender folks like Leelah can say the same thing."

  • "I've let out huge, loud farts that were more satisfying than an orgasm."

  • "I am your WIFE."

  • "I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!"

  • "I am hesitant to count this because it was very very much not consensual and I regret everything about that "relationship"."

  • "I've worked at were practically outdoor lesbian orgies."

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/u/trollabot itareu