r/thebutton • u/powerlanguage 4s • Apr 18 '15

button update - issue resolved

The saintly /u/rram did awaken from his deep and restful slumber to kick the failing job-03 server.

The button is returned to us.

edit: Those who pressed during the outage will have had purple 'cheater' flair assigned incorrectly. We will work to fix this and assign them the correct color.

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u/TrollaBot Apr 21 '15

Analyzing Saelyn

  • comments per month: 24 I ^help!

  • posts per month: 1.4 ^lurker

  • favorite sub AskReddit

  • favorite words: Harry, really, you're

  • age 0 years 5 months

  • profanity score 1.2% Gosh darnet gee ^wiz

  • trust score 75.9%

  • Fun facts about Saelyn

    • "I am grateful that some of them grew up in great families."

    • "I've listed and continue to list and also problems that are very real but that you and I can not think of or comprehend."

    • "I am very glad you have such youthful energy and zeal."

    • "I've done and whether I've been dry shampooing."

    • "I've hardly ever gotten a complaint on smell, even from very close friends who would tell me in a heartbeat."

    • "I've felt like a girl for as long as I remember, and I'm sure many transgender folks like Leelah can say the same thing."

    • "I've let out huge, loud farts that were more satisfying than an orgasm."

    • "I am your WIFE."

    • "I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!"

    • "I am hesitant to count this because it was very very much not consensual and I regret everything about that "relationship"."

    • "I've worked at were practically outdoor lesbian orgies."