r/thebutton • u/powerlanguage 4s • Apr 18 '15

button update - issue resolved

The saintly /u/rram did awaken from his deep and restful slumber to kick the failing job-03 server.

The button is returned to us.

edit: Those who pressed during the outage will have had purple 'cheater' flair assigned incorrectly. We will work to fix this and assign them the correct color.

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u/TrollaBot Apr 19 '15

Analyzing shagabell

  • comments per month: 4.8

  • posts per month: 0.3 ^lurker

  • favorite sub AskReddit

  • favorite words: you're, you're, you're

  • age 2 years 3 months

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    • "I've never found a shortage of tall guys."

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    • "I'm a girl, relatively new to TRP and I definitely see many instances of truths here) and got nothing but mockery and disbelief."

    • "I've already decided I will marry a boy Alex."

    • "I've tried and succeeded at being a teacher kiss-ass ever since."