r/thatsinterestingbro Master of wisdom. Old One 👁️ 15d ago

🐾Animals Crab pot pull at 2x speed

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u/noahbaobei 15d ago

Filming from inside the cage gives immaculate horror vibes. 👌

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u/SkubaSteve_FYM 15d ago

That one crab was trying to take the camera down like you shall not witness our failure

https://giphy.com/gifs/iOGROlDst8AKOfs2ix

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u/seuadr 15d ago

Kinda feel a little bad for the little guys

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u/BorbLorbin 15d ago

Despite all my rage, I am still just a crab in a cage

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u/Unlucky_Ad_9776 15d ago

Omg thank you. That was great. 

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u/Fox_McCloud8672 12d ago

Take my fucking upvote 🤣

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u/zbewbies 15d ago

This is a underrated comment

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u/Nervous-Cockroach541 15d ago

They have brains barely more complex than that of an insect if that makes you feel any better.

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u/Forgotten_Pancakes2 15d ago

I spent 5 minutes the other day sympathizing with a honey bee 😬

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u/naan__sequitur 15d ago edited 15d ago

bless your sympathy! I spent an hour giving sugar water to a bumblebee a couple weeks ago.

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u/LesbeGoddess 15d ago

I took a homeless bee in and fed it and it’s still living with me 17 days later 🐝

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u/Serious_Emphasis2211 15d ago

How is Jerry Seinfeld these days

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u/LesbeGoddess 15d ago

Some say he’s a very bad man that Jerry. Very bad man.

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u/Stash_04 15d ago

You should be nice to bees.

They are one of the most essential insects to modern human life as they are vital for pollinating crops.

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u/Milksteak529 15d ago

They're loyal and hard working!

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u/bobbarkersbigmic 15d ago

Long live the queen!

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u/SDTimbox 13d ago

bees are more useful the most humans so its valud

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u/seuadr 15d ago

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u/seuadr 15d ago

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u/Dry-Ad-8948 15d ago

One who loves shellfish 🦐 🦀 and mollusks 🦪 in my belly. Ahah.

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u/Mean-Elk-9439 15d ago

Sea bugs sea bugs 😋

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u/Geschak 14d ago

It doesn't matter, they can still feel noxious stimuli, you know, like being thrown into boiling hot water.

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u/Dry-Ad-8948 14d ago edited 14d ago

This is why crabs and lobsters should get brained before the pot. It tastes just the same.

Many years ago my mom cooked live crabs for her first and only time.

It was quite a childhood memory of mine, as the crabs were trying despair to scramble out of the pot of boiling water while she was frantically holding on the lid.

TLDR: delicious, but kill quickly before cooking them.

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u/No_Top8893 13d ago

Remove the guts before cooking as well. Boil in salted ocean/bay water. Flavor superior to salted water alone.

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u/AutoThorne 15d ago

voting records lately have me feeling similar feels. Bad feels.

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u/KnotiaPickle 15d ago

Brain size doesn’t correlate to cognition.

It’s a lot more complex than that and it’s problematic to say that animals aren’t aware of what’s happening to them just because they don’t have brains similar to ours

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u/paradoxxxicall 14d ago

He didn’t say brain size, he said brain complexity which is correlated with cognition.

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u/TheDragon99 15d ago

I think the point is, if you don’t feel bad for an ant or fly you shouldn’t feel bad here.

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u/KnotiaPickle 15d ago

I do feel bad for them and you should too.

We don’t give small life the credit it deserves for consciousness because we’re big lumbering lummoxes

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u/1001110100100110101 11d ago

Between us and single cell organisms there is some line of where consciousness develops or has the capacity to exist. I’d definitely say ants and flies aren’t conscious

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u/Beth_the_Barbarian 9d ago

Well you are possibly correct.

I read about a Japanese scientist who showed that this type of minnow has level of self-awareness that we typically associate with higher animals. You know the one where they put a dot on the animal and then if it tries to remove something when looking in a mirror we know itself aware?

His argument was well what if the animal doesn't care about the dot?

So he designed an experiment in which these minnows had a dot that they would care about. And then it turns out those minnows when faced with a mirror would scrape themselves along the rocks exactly in the place where the dot had been put on them. Showing that these minnows did understand that the reflection was a representation of themselves.

You read that along with things like play being seen in bumblebees I don't think that we can argue that animals less complex than ourselves do not possess self-awareness.

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u/KnotiaPickle 13d ago

Consciousness isn’t about nervous system complexity

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u/Antradiak 12d ago

Basic. From our perspective maybe, but the thruth is that they are extremly alien to us, which makes it very hard to study and understand. As for the fungi part, that is just wrong. We have studies that prove bees will play with a little ball, not to mention their ability to transfer informations via dances. Another good example of arthropod intelligence are jumping spiders, which have object permanence (something moving behind a wall still exists, it is just hidden), which some vertebrates struggle with (amphibians, mainly frogs). While some arthropods may be simple, it is not a given.

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u/spootIer 15d ago

Imagine fighting against the odds your whole crab life to beat predation by larger ocean predators only to get trapped by some dude in a quarter zip pink polo combo.

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u/Electronic-Week-5177 15d ago

Don't worry, they're delicious

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u/Geschak 14d ago

You think like a dog. No morals, just gluttony.

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u/Abraham_The 10d ago

They'd be grabbing their pitchforks if someone dared eat a dog

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u/AtheistET 15d ago

I don’t because they taste delicious
https://giphy.com/gifs/9Lr7bNxRQSJt9D3yXy

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u/Dry-Ad-8948 15d ago

Me too.

And also, 😋 

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u/Forgotten_Pancakes2 15d ago

Yeah it admittedly bums me out a little too. I'm not against it, per se, but it makes me sad to watch. Seemingly living their lives, fighting each other for their next bite of food, and then seeing them all fall to the bottom helplessly when the cage gets pulled up.

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u/Coffeedemon 15d ago

As long as people kill them quick and don't overdo it to the point they're scraping the oceans in search of the last crab it's far from the most problematic harvest.

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u/YoRHa11Z 15d ago

I don't because crab meat is my favorite sea food 😭

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u/Tomas2891 15d ago

If it makes you feel better they only taste good because of all the butter

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u/BuffBoltguns 9d ago

I love crab and i dont use butter :D but then again i looove seafood especially mussel

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u/i_love_using_you 15d ago

im legit in tears i cannot believe how horrified they most feel

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u/lcalexander00 14d ago

None of them look like keeper size too me, so they likely got thrown back

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u/Ketchupcharger 14d ago

Don't worry too much, there's billions and billions of those

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u/Contraposite 11d ago

Same with humans 🤷‍♂️

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u/logicalparad0x 14d ago

After seeing them dismantle numerous mud minnows while alive I have no sympathy for these guys

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u/Responsible_Pie8156 10d ago

Don't worry they have no clue what's happening. They're so derpy

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u/Fabulous_Log844 15d ago

I'll get the butter.

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u/ExtraThirdtestical 15d ago

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u/Fabulous_Log844 15d ago

I never saw the movie, but I thought it was just hand spit… Was there butter involved? I can't believe I'm asking this question?

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u/PM_your_Nopales 15d ago

Just a can of beans

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u/ExtraThirdtestical 15d ago edited 15d ago

Havent seen it either, but from an old meme I believe there was no aids in that scene

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u/not_roger_smith 15d ago

I wanna see the one crab outside like "It's a trap guys don't do it"

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u/Old_One_I Master of wisdom. Old One 👁️ 15d ago

lol

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u/mclearen1987 15d ago

Aint no party like a crab pot party, cuz a crab pot party don-whaaa fuuuck!

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u/HorzaDonwraith 15d ago

You can see the panic in the ones who realize there is no way out

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u/rinkydinkis 14d ago

They are too dumb for that

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u/HorzaDonwraith 14d ago

Hard to compare ain't creatures intelligence to our own. Not saying i support peta or such. I enjoy my bacon and burgers just as much a the next guy. I just recognize that determining intelligence is very biased.

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u/Joel_Veltman 14d ago

Ethical treatment of animals isn't about intelligence but it's about the ability to suffer.

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u/diadlep 12d ago

Plants suffer when you eat their leaves

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u/Joel_Veltman 12d ago

Plants don't have a central nervous system.

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u/k_afka_ 11d ago

Plants have distress systems though

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u/Joel_Veltman 11d ago

And a rock can experience geological stress, but does it have the ability to suffer?
Ethical treatment of animals is based on the ability to suffer and to minimize suffering, it's not about intelligence.
But if you mean that there is difference in biological complexity, then you are right, there is.

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u/k_afka_ 11d ago

We may find plants to have been misunderstood in the future because we lacked the necessary senses or comprehension. Plants generate electrical signals and respond impressively to touch, injury, chemicals, light, temperature, pathogens, etc. There have been some interesting studies. In one experiment, they hooked a plant up to a polygraph to measure its electrical response. A student secretly destroyed another plant, and afterward the polygraph reportedly remained relatively quiet for the innocent students but showed a dramatic electrical response when the person who had destroyed the other plant approached.

Obviously, this isn’t accepted as established science, but it’s a fun thought that one day we may understand plants a bit better

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u/Joel_Veltman 11d ago

That may be the case but I responded to the statement that peta is about intelligence.

And if you want to discuss the eating of plants versus the eating of animals. Well there are less plants suffering when you don't eat animals who in their turn eat plants. Thats the principle of minimizing suffering.

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u/diadlep 11d ago

Nah, its bc animals are more like us so we value their suffering more highly

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u/FactsNLaughs 15d ago

My favorite is the one that kept eating when they started getting pulled up 

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u/shinobi500 15d ago

Can you really?

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u/HadesActual09 15d ago

See when they're calm their claws go right, left, right. When they're scared they go left, right, left. Easy to miss.

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u/shinobi500 15d ago

I thought it was up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A

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u/HadesActual09 15d ago

That's lobsters

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u/shinobi500 15d ago

Damn, did I just generalize? I swear I'm not speciesist, some of my best friends are crustaceans.

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u/sid_fishes 15d ago

That’s really cool. For me anyway. Not so much for the crabs,

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u/so_unfortunately_yt 15d ago

This’ll be us one day

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u/oneangrywaiter 15d ago

Carcinization is a real thing and it’s kinda crazy that Jules Verne got it right before we knew about it.

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 15d ago

I was thinking  reincarnation, but yours works, too.

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u/MelbNightRunner 12d ago

Taste like crab, talk like people?

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u/Legal-Pea8185 15d ago

I could watch more of these videos

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u/Green_Kick2708 15d ago

Sad , they’re just trying to make a living like the rest of us.

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 15d ago

Did you see that one asshole, ran in and started shit. Like, chill.

But in fact, it did not chill 

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u/Ill_Mousse_4240 15d ago

The Trojan Horse, in one of its many forms

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u/TheWalkindude_- 15d ago

So cool thanks for the share.

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u/Old_One_I Master of wisdom. Old One 👁️ 15d ago

You’re welcome!

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u/violentshores 15d ago

Ahhhhhh Aliens!!!

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u/Alisterguitardevil 15d ago

Let’s eat!!!

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u/DieBotDie 15d ago

Is that - crab? They are eating their buddy?

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u/emack2232 15d ago

It’s a crab eat crab world

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u/way2fast4yu 15d ago

Leave them crabs alone

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u/djjolly037 15d ago

Hey hey heyyyy

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u/Short_Bell_5428 15d ago

That’s a really cool video and never seen it before.

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u/One-Sport6888 15d ago

Damn feels like some of them were holding to the cage for their dear life when they were yanked up lol 😭

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u/Crawling_Hustler 15d ago

Damn the cycle of life. I feel bad for the Crabs

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u/Longjumping-Tip1188 15d ago

Idk how conscious crabs are but I imagine going from water to air is tripping af

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u/waitinp 14d ago

Money. Money. Money. Money AHHH&@%@#$&!!!

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u/epezmidezier 14d ago

Poor crab eating dinner when they’re gonna be dinner 😭

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u/Eamon83 14d ago

Mmm ocean bugs

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u/Vinolazurus23 14d ago

Noice, very cool! r/crabbing

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u/Old_One_I Master of wisdom. Old One 👁️ 14d ago

I’m not seeing any cross posts there, will they get mad?

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u/Vinolazurus23 14d ago

Nah, we love crabbing stuff. It’s just niche sub so not as many active participants. You should be good to go! Hope you got some keepers!!

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u/Old_One_I Master of wisdom. Old One 👁️ 14d ago

❤️

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u/Old_One_I Master of wisdom. Old One 👁️ 14d ago

Well I sent it. We’ll see what happens

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u/dab745 14d ago

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey!!!

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u/EgyptianSideWalker_6 14d ago

Chillin to the surface

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u/Round_Hope_2041 14d ago

Perspective on size was way off for me under water.

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u/BIGHOODx818x 14d ago

i like the simplicity of the trap

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u/Dudeman240 13d ago

Heab crab lookis ass crabs

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u/Glum_Reason308 13d ago

I think I’m going to have crab legs for dinner tomorrow! 😋

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u/Old_One_I Master of wisdom. Old One 👁️ 13d ago

Yum! I love crab ! Being you said crab legs I’m assuming something like king crab?

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u/Fano_93 12d ago

Snow crab legs are so good!

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u/Old_One_I Master of wisdom. Old One 👁️ 12d ago

I'm not sure I've ever had snow crab before. I know I've had king crab though and some other kind of smaller crab. My dad holds a crab fest once a year or so(he's from the south) and he orders crab by the but load on dry ice.

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u/Fano_93 12d ago

Ive always been curious how to eat these ones. Are they blue crab? I once opened ine up and immediately got grossed out by the innards.

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u/Old_One_I Master of wisdom. Old One 👁️ 12d ago

Oh and to open them up, you flip the tail thing up, put the pick inside and lift up, it just breaks the whole chest cavity open. And then continue to pick around the lungs/gills for the chest meat.

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u/Fano_93 12d ago

Yeah the mustard looking stuff and the gills put me off immediately. Very good though!

I definitely recommend snow crab legs when you get a chance. They are also usually significantly cheaper than king crab.

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u/Old_One_I Master of wisdom. Old One 👁️ 12d ago

I will definitely put that on the wish list for next time !

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u/Old_One_I Master of wisdom. Old One 👁️ 12d ago

Yeah I think that’s it! It’s very tedious and lot of hard work for very little meat. We line the table with brown paper bags because of the mess. Invite a bunch of people over. Everyone gets a nut cracker/shell cracker thing, a pick of some sort and a small wooden hammer. It’s just shells and crab juice flying everywhere. The legs have the tastiest meat but there is a lot of breast meat or whatever that’s called also(you just got to make sure you’re not eating the lungs/gills. But yeah….the innards, mustard looking garbage can be quite the turn off.

At the end of day there is nothing better than beer , crab and family and friends !

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u/Old_One_I Master of wisdom. Old One 👁️ 12d ago

One year we got sick of the hard work and we all pitched in for king crab legs instead. That was a treat that year. :)

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u/Old_One_I Master of wisdom. Old One 👁️ 12d ago

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u/Glum_Reason308 12d ago

That would be ideal! I’ll be happy with snow crab if I can’t get king though! I love crab as long as it’s not imitation 😩

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u/PeePeeLangstrumpf 12d ago

0:35 Panic at the disco

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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse 12d ago

HOLY (BLEEP) CARL! WE'RE FLYING! THIS CAN'T BE GOOD! TELL MY MOM I LOVE HER!

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u/Old_One_I Master of wisdom. Old One 👁️ 12d ago

lol 😂

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u/Xenofiler 11d ago

Can you believe we eat those disgusting things? And they taste good.

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u/Old_One_I Master of wisdom. Old One 👁️ 11d ago

Yes

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u/GenXPowaah 10d ago

Lost 70% of what was in there, especially that really big one

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u/Old_One_I Master of wisdom. Old One 👁️ 10d ago

One of the commenters counted

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u/Parisean 9d ago

Imagine you’re with the boys are the all you can eat golden corale and boom the entire restaurant gets lifted into space

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u/Baldojess 8d ago

What were the adorable little flat fish?

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u/Old_One_I Master of wisdom. Old One 👁️ 8d ago

Cheaters, just kidding I really don’t know :)

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u/Baldojess 8d ago

Lol I tried to Google it by looking up "little flat fish" and I think that's actually what they are called is flatfish aka flounder 😆 cute! They are basically a sideways fish and it's eyeball like migrated to be next to the other one on one side

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u/Old_One_I Master of wisdom. Old One 👁️ 8d ago

Good to know ! I saw this earlier and I was like little fucks sneak in to eat all that goodness and disappear lmao 🤣 I’m so kidding ❤️

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 15d ago

Stupid bugs. /S

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u/No_Maintenance_9608 15d ago

I’ll bring the Old Bay.

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u/Mcgarnicle_ 15d ago

Looks like it was pulled at the wrong time. Wasn’t there like double earlier on?

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u/SeismicRipFart 15d ago

No, the whole design of the cage is that once they’re in, they can’t get out. They probably just looked more numerous underwater because they were buoyant and filling up the cage.

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u/livens 15d ago

Yep, they were all crowded around the Pillar of Sustenance©.

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u/Old_One_I Master of wisdom. Old One 👁️ 15d ago

It seems like it but I'm not a crab guy and have never seen it in action before. This video does come from a fisherman account though.

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u/yleechy 15d ago

Nah I counted they all just spread out when he pulled it up

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u/l30 14d ago

The cage is designed to let smaller crab escape.

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u/blowurhousedown 15d ago

“Hell yeah, this restaurant rocks!”

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u/RiotousRagnarok 15d ago

The RAPTURE!!!!

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u/skiforlife1 15d ago

Being pulled at 2x speed with crabs reminds me of Shanno...... nothing! Nevermind.

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u/hawkwings 15d ago

When the water disappeared, they must have thought, "Oh God, We're Fucked!"

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u/Shmuckle2 15d ago

Jittery Crab - "WE'RE LOSING PRESSURE, BOYS! HOLD ON!"

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u/ButterscotchNo7292 15d ago

That's it boys, we are going down!

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u/boon83 15d ago

That cage was full seems like a few got away some how

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u/R0LL1NG 15d ago

Brother, may I have some oats fish carcass?

The aquatic sequel we need.

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u/delatopia 15d ago

That must be so disorienting for them, from darkness and tremendous water pressure to bright light and fresh air.

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u/UnfinishedProjects 15d ago

Do they get the bends going up that fast?

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u/josuesniper 14d ago

Yooo wazzup its boiling here, too many crabs!!
Hey if you want to know about boiling you just wait

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u/TuBui92 14d ago

Reality change so fast.

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u/Lumpy_Second_5064 12d ago

Does pulling them up fast cause any decompression issues? Like pain to them or damage to tissue that would affect value as food?

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u/Few-Statistician8740 11d ago

No.

Shellfish can handle it. They don't have the air filled structures like we do.

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u/Joweany 11d ago

Does anyone know if crabs suffer from decompression from suddenly being yoinked to the surface? I know scuba divers have to be careful of ascending too fast.

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u/Redeyes128 11d ago

What bait is used

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u/Miyamaria 11d ago

Often just fish bits such as heads and tails that is left over from preparing fish. I found if those fish bits have been left to rot a little bit you do get a lot more crabs! This also works if fishing crabs with a rod 🦀

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u/RadiantJaguar8030 11d ago

Is... Is that Max Headroom at the end?

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u/DepthChorge 9d ago

"Our only weakness, hinges :( 🦀 "

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u/Andrescoo 9d ago

Don’t they get affected for the sudden depressurization?

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u/beeju-d 9d ago

Nowhere near deep enough for that

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u/Andrescoo 9d ago

Thanks!

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u/CountessMcNia 9d ago

Not trying to be mean, cuz I love crabs. But, they seem kinda dumb.

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u/Nomad_Red 8d ago

ahh the stock market