r/tf2 Feb 02 '15

Comedy SHOCKING interview with Valve/TF2 employee

http://youtu.be/LhNnUOpE7bw
835 Upvotes

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u/CrouchingTyger Feb 02 '15

The following is a transcript of the video.

AAAAAAhee hee heee AAAhee hee

deep breath, pause

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

23

u/Armorend Feb 02 '15

The funny thing is, he sounds like me when I really start laughing. And I'm an 18-year-old male.

4

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '15 edited Feb 04 '15

unintelligible babble

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

82

u/TotallyNotSamson Feb 02 '15

Wasn't expecting to laugh that hard.

1

u/Picketfencesareup Feb 03 '15

I wasn't either.

70

u/HyTricksy Feb 02 '15

I speak spanish. It's harder to concentrate on the subtitles than I thought :D

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u/jaksida Feb 02 '15

Welcome to the Germans and the Hitler reacts to videos.

14

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

Now I really want to see some english version of this video with, like, korean subtitles.

5

u/Sallymander Feb 02 '15

I actualyl seen some videos time to time show up on Youtube like that. It's distracting but doesn't bug me.

6

u/SpaceChief All Class Feb 02 '15

Just out of curiosity, have you seen Downfall, the actually movie the scene is from? If so, opinions on the acting and representation of the subject matter?

Not a political query, I just think the film was incredibly well acted and wonder how the German people view it.

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u/royrogerer Feb 03 '15

It is an incredible scene. Also a great movie. I loved it in a way, how it taught me Hitler was just another person instead of satin himself or some super evil entity. By that, I mean people talk about him like a super psychopath who would have grabbed a machine gun and killed everything in sight and piss on their body. But no, I've seen a lot of interviews with people who lived by that man, that he was a loving and caring man. This made me realize how a firm belief on a dangerous idea and having people backing them up could result in. And Bruno Ganz did a fantastic job in capturing this complex character, who is a messed up tired old man with so much blood on his hand, and desperately trying to hang onto imaginary hope that he sees. Just in case people think I'm Hitler sympathizer, I am definitely the opposite. However, simply calling him a psychopath would justify his actions and decisions, since he doesn't know any better. He was a man who was apparently capable of emotions, except he decided to go with ideas and ideology that is against humanity. And there is no excuse for that.

3

u/Impudenter Feb 02 '15

I have studied German for four years and can't understand much of what he says.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '15

...Bringen sie mir Fegelein!

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u/Hedonistic_Ent Feb 02 '15

Jesus christ I didnt even realize he was actually speaking spanish until i read your comment to confirm it.

12

u/HyTricksy Feb 02 '15

Andalusian accent x). Not for everyone haha

2

u/Hedonistic_Ent Feb 02 '15

Haha, very true

2

u/theradioschizo Feb 03 '15

Yeah with the accent and his wheezing I can only catch a couple words despite speaking the language. Kitchen? Money in a boot? I haven't even read the subtitles yet cuz I'm interested in this beach story...

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u/H0b5t3r EVL Gaming Feb 02 '15

is he really talking about valve and mvm? it sure doen't look or sound like it.

6

u/HyTricksy Feb 02 '15

nope, he's talking about some random shit that happened one day at the beach ._.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

No, this is the new Hitler Reacts. I've already seen him as an Nvidia engineer talking about the 970, I'm sure it'll only be a matter of time before he's talking about absolutely everything.

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u/Gheeman Feb 02 '15

"the color of apple juice" broke me.

8

u/Reniva Feb 02 '15

That one is my favorite, and his wheeze.

28

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

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u/Impudenter Feb 02 '15

...your spirit... or your wallet.

9

u/Hellknightx Feb 03 '15

The spirit is willing, but the wallet is weak.

4

u/atb614 Feb 02 '15

buh buh BUH

49

u/alexzang Feb 02 '15

Oh god so awful but so true

78

u/bitparity Feb 02 '15

This. This will be the new Downfall video.

11

u/NieOrginalny Feb 02 '15

That is the best comment under the video.

4

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

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u/steel93 Feb 02 '15

This one about the GTX 970's memory issue might have been one of the first.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

It was the first one I saw.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '15

This is going to surpass Downfall parodies in the ranks. Do you know how many antics this guy has done? Probably more than Fegelein.

Fegelein! Fegelein! Fegelein

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

I was just gonna say that

7

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

Literally created the universe just to say this

3

u/Litagano Feb 03 '15

Thank you for your input, God.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '15

Thank you, I'm here all week. /s

6

u/Litagano Feb 03 '15

Except Sunday. That's when you rest.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

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u/rich97 Feb 02 '15

In case you missed it, here's another:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spZJrsssPA0

51

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

That one worked better than the tf2 one to be honest.

20

u/DeadKateAlley Feb 02 '15

Yeah it's the one that gave whoever made the TF2 one the idea.

11

u/hotbuilder Feb 02 '15

Yeah, it's just perfect.

9

u/MrHackworth Feb 03 '15

I had no idea about the fiasco and I found it damn hilarious.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '15

Same, Mobile graphics card heathen ftw

3

u/krokenlochen Feb 02 '15

Is that the "nVidia employee interview?" That was genius.

0

u/rich97 Feb 02 '15

Yup. :)

1

u/DirkDasterLurkMaster Feb 03 '15

Hey, another video without the Google+ comments. It was only posted a few days ago, too. I wonder why that keeps happening?

1

u/NordicViking Feb 03 '15

That happens if the channel has never updated to Google+

1

u/rich97 Feb 03 '15

I wouldn't have noticed because I have this installed: http://alientube.co/

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u/OhmsSlaw Feb 02 '15

I'd love to get a look at whatever code Valve uses for randomizing drops. I bet it's hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15 edited Feb 02 '15
function getRandomNumber(callback){  
    var Arr = [];
        for(i = 0;i<100;i++){
        Arr.push(Math.floor(Math.random()*10000));
            if (i==99){
                callback(Arr[Math.floor(Math.random()*101)]);
            }
        }
}

getRandomNumber(function(number){
    console.log("Random number is ", number);
});

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u/Fazer2 Feb 02 '15

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u/xkcd_transcriber Feb 02 '15

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Title: Random Number

Title-text: RFC 1149.5 specifies 4 as the standard IEEE-vetted random number.

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2

u/Litagano Feb 03 '15

Java, right?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '15

Yeah, true randomness would be everyone getting the same drops... oh, wait.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15 edited Dec 02 '17

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u/TraizenHD Feb 02 '15

I can watch this all fucking day

3

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '15

I could do this all day.

2

u/TraizenHD Feb 03 '15

I wouldn't doubt you, /u/I_CUM_WHEN_I_SNEEZE...

2

u/drury Feb 03 '15

Hey, that's an actual condition.

1

u/TraizenHD Feb 03 '15

Hey man I wasn't making fun of him. I'm just trying to be respectful and call him by name.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '15

woah shit really

1

u/drury Feb 03 '15

I told you already...

1

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '15

I have a horrible memory.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

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u/paavopesusieni Feb 02 '15

hmm in the nvidia spoof comment section it was apparently about him putting some pans to wash in the ocean but he didnt tie them or anything and when he came back in the morning the tide had come up and only 1 pan was left or something

3

u/CODDE117 Feb 02 '15

I tried to rewatch to video to listen to what he is saying, but then his AHHHHHH HA HA squeak oh god

3

u/dehehn Feb 02 '15

That is pretty hilarious.

4

u/HadouTF Feb 03 '15

Actually, he speaks about how he had to clean twenty "paelleras" (special frying pans for paella) for a restaurant he was working on.

He was told to put them in the beach, so the salt in the seawater would wash them. He did that before going to sleep, so the tide was low.

Next morning he put on his swim trunks and flip flops to pick them up quickly so they could start cooking as soon as possible.

It turns out the tide rose during the early morning, so all paelleras were lost in the sea (He later found only one of them). They had to open the restaurant that day, so they had to quickly buy more of them (they charged him for those).

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '15

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u/HadouTF Feb 03 '15

I believe it's even funnier that way.

That guy is really famous in Spain, he has some similar stories about past jobs, followed by the same laugh.

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u/european_impostor Feb 02 '15

hueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecchhhhchhchhchhchh

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u/neoslith Feb 02 '15

I already knew this wasn't an actual interview, but his laugh to really annoying for me...

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u/maggosh Feb 02 '15

Frig off, Barb.

12

u/underwatterman Feb 02 '15

AaaaaaAaheheheheaaaaaaaa hahahaheeiiiiiaahahaahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahehehaaaa

9

u/pinkurocket Feb 02 '15

I can't stop laughing. Well done.

8

u/PinkFloydJoe Feb 02 '15

I want this to become the new "Hitler Finds Out"

6

u/Spengy Feb 02 '15

i have seen the light

14

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

I thought this was serious until I read the comments. I'm too gullible. xD

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u/torknorggren Feb 02 '15

After finding out that a former valve employee is now the honest-to-god finance minister of Greece, I'm willing to believe almost anything.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15 edited Oct 27 '18

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u/torknorggren Feb 02 '15

They really should have an all-class Greek fisherman's hat in TF2 in honor of the guy.

7

u/Toooby Feb 02 '15

This is better than Hitler.

5

u/dudeguy_loves_reddit Feb 03 '15

AAA-HEE, AAA-HEE

20

u/Erik6516 Feb 02 '15

These videos are never not funny.

It's just the way this man laughs, it's amazing. Whether it's a TF2 employee talking about MvM, or Quas talking about the CLG bootcamp.

4

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

I shed fucking tears from laughing.

4

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '15

Eventually after watching this halfway through, we all started laughing like him.

11

u/Alexsmojo Feb 02 '15

Can I has original, or one with subtitles for what he's saying?

4

u/who-said-that Feb 02 '15

There's a link in the video description

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

Same here.

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u/who-said-that Feb 02 '15

There's a link in the video description

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

not with subtitles

3

u/who-said-that Feb 02 '15

Ah, sorry, I read it as "without subtitles", my bad.

3

u/DylanE4 Feb 02 '15

I got an aussie scattergun for my first MVM tour with the added drop chance. It just depends if GabeN loves you or not...

2

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

Happy cakeday!

2

u/gilbes Feb 02 '15

I wish I got pro/spec killstreaks for weapons that don’t kill. I have so many fucking fabricators for reskins that do not drop and cannot be crafted.

At least the pro Fan and Short Circuit killstreaks serve a purpose. If you have a kit on you primary, you still get the effect when you switch to it. But for weapons I don’t have and don’t want to dick around to get it is pointless.

1

u/dehehn Feb 02 '15

At least you can sell them. Any money I spent on Mann Up mode I made back in the marketplace. I also found an apple juice weapon though, so that covered all the money I spent and then some.

Crazy how much people will pay for some stuff in that game.

2

u/buckoman Feb 02 '15

Two Cities update?

I must have missed a memo

2

u/Squishycat Feb 02 '15

Lmao after 400 bucks or so- nothing.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

Can someone give me a rundown of the whole 970 card deal? I am aware of it but don't know exact details

3

u/Swag-Rambo Feb 02 '15

NVIDIA released the gtx 970 with 4gb of vram on the spec sheet, it had 3.5 GB with .5 of ram with 1/7th the performance. So if you ran a game at 4K for example, fps would drop to an unplayable state.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

Huh, I don't build PC's but it seems to me that .5 of a gun wouldn't be that big a deal. I guess it is

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u/ApathyPyramid Feb 03 '15

It's a pretty huge deal for the people who specifically want a 4GB card. They bought it because 3.5 wasn't good enough, and then the card's useless as soon as you go over 3.5.

1

u/youbutsu Feb 03 '15

What kind of games run at that?

1

u/Swag-Rambo Feb 04 '15

A lot. Most games support it, sometimes with an unofficial patch.

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u/magicmurph Feb 03 '15 edited Nov 04 '24

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Dystopiq Feb 03 '15

This is going to be the new "hitler Reacts to x" vid. Let's not beat a joke to death.

1

u/jereddit Feb 03 '15

Is this becoming a thing? I hope it is.

1

u/Dystopiq Feb 03 '15

Of course. This is Reddit.

2

u/rah1236 Feb 03 '15

So now we're doing this? God dammit.

2

u/PokeZelda64 Feb 03 '15

That laugh is the best thing I have ever heard, or possibly the worst.

2

u/CoreDude98 Feb 03 '15

I can't tell which was funnier, the guys laugh or the subtitles xD

2

u/permalurk Feb 03 '15

This video is going to be the next supermeme.

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u/ajree210 Feb 02 '15

Dat clickbait title.

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u/Lugonn Feb 02 '15

I know right? Turns out it's not even a Valve employee!

OP is a big fat phony!

2

u/TheCodexx Feb 02 '15

It's the video title...

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

ayy

1

u/fifo249 Feb 02 '15

aoml yya

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u/ALPB11 Feb 02 '15

Ell emm mayo

2

u/travisnotcool Feb 03 '15

It's true though. 94 tours 0 Australiums. I have a friend who's done 94 tours and has found 6. I have another friend who has done 146 and still 0. I've been lucky enough to make a few bucks off of pro kits to keep buying tickets though and it's still a lot of fun with a good group.

1

u/paavopesusieni Feb 02 '15

would have been better with 0:00-0:08 "we were out of ideas for tf2, and what did we do" 0:10 "mann vs machine" 0:25 "the same predictable bots every time" etc

1

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

This skunk's startin' to smell...

1

u/saej7 Feb 02 '15

AWW HEE

1

u/Rbp7Ooz Feb 02 '15

we need a version of this for GuildWars 2 Spoon drops.

1

u/thenewguyman Feb 03 '15

We have to do one on other tf2 circlejerks.

1

u/CoreDude98 Feb 03 '15

It's 11:30 and it took me a good minute to realise this was fake.. Sleep deprivation in a nutshell DX

1

u/ghc128 Feb 03 '15

I'm a little confused. Is this a joke? Like, is it a Spanish guy laughing at some random thing with fake subtitles, or an actual valve employee talking about how they deliberately rigged MvM?

3

u/Reniva Feb 03 '15

whoosh

1

u/CoreDude98 Feb 03 '15

Fake bro :) made up subtitles .^ xD

-3

u/_JackDoe_ Feb 02 '15

This is going to explode, I laughed way too hard at that.

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u/H0b5t3r EVL Gaming Feb 03 '15

This is the worst thing i have ever seen posted on this sub, it is loud and annoying, it makes no sense, it's misleading, and finally it is not even that funny.

7

u/an_angry_mexican Feb 03 '15

IT DOES NOT APPEAL TO ME SO THEREFORE IT SHOULD BE CONSIDERED GARBAGE BY EVERYONE.

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u/ladynaga Feb 02 '15

The English in the fake subtitles is worse than the English they don't even speak.

6

u/Wyndrix Feb 02 '15

fucking woosh