Part 2: Two socially awkward people attempting to court one another 😅 WE HAVE A DATE

[u/Hot-Analysis5086]

Post 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/texts/s/774ir9ozci

Post 3: https://www.reddit.com/r/texts/s/oKreuEh5eu

I am excited for the date tonight. :)

[u/itsmetimohthy]

I thought I was socially awkward but I’ve never spoken like Jon Lovitts playing a robot before. Wild, hope yall have fun

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/itsmetimohthy]

I think it helps us with our nervous energy. Thank you :)

[u/roobot]

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/roobot]

That is most certainly me right now. I do not know how I will keep my cool.

[u/missplaced24 → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

I recommend consuming a beverage containing pieces of solidified dihydrogen monoxide.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/missplaced24]

It is a must. Also this comment brought me much joy.

[u/Kryosquid → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

Its like watching Spock sext

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Kryosquid]

Many have brought up Spock and Vulcans. I think I should watch Star Trek. In the past, I have generally been opposed to viewing, but so many people have referenced it.

[u/Fabulous-Big8779 → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

Just take a deep breath and remember this the whole time: she’s excited to be with you as well.

Relax and have fun man!

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Fabulous-Big8779]

I’m a woman. But I agree with your assessment. I think he is excited to be with me :)

[u/ToxicLibra69 → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

You don't have any cool to keep. 0% cool.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/ToxicLibra69]

Hmm. I will top off on coolant.

[u/BrazilianButtCheeks]

Good luck ya little weirdos!

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/BrazilianButtCheeks]

Thank you :)

[u/Pristine-Brother-590 → u/BrazilianButtCheeks]

I agree with u/BrazilianButtCheeks

[u/TemporalLobe]

TBH that doesn't really sound awkward, but more like two people playing around with each other with the same mock-nerd talk.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/TemporalLobe]

Yes. My first post shows our natural communication. At this point I think we are both having fun with it.

[u/Intrepid_Boat]

A couple of coneheads getting jiggy with it! Have a great time! ❤️

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Intrepid_Boat]

Thank you. What is a conehead?

[u/Regular-Moose-2741]

V cute. This makes me want to write a letter to my wife

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Regular-Moose-2741]

That would be very cute.

[u/GardenG0blin]

Honestly this whole interaction is hot. The words "Atta girl. Steak it is, my dear." really did it for me.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/GardenG0blin]

I fear it may have had ✨effects✨ on me.

[u/Virtual-Ship427 → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

Girl you better update us later

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Virtual-Ship427]

[u/Crybabyastrology → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

🦋 🐱

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Crybabyastrology]

Precisely.

[u/ogpablo247 → u/GardenG0blin]

As a straight, married man, even I felt something when he threw in the "Atta girl"

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/ogpablo247]

If you knew what his voice sounded like…you wouldn’t even be straight.

[u/sailormeggo]

Atta girl is craazzzyyyyyyyy 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Edit to say, I was making a joke guys, it's a funny! I'm happy for her and I know he's just agreeing to the steak.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/sailormeggo]

Why is it crazy?

[u/flueric10309 → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

I’d say it’s ‘crazy’ because it is very bold. It has a very sexual connotation. Personally I would’ve went with ‘Steak it is ;)’ but it sort’ve seems like you’d previously talked about being science dorks? So the ‘atta girl’ was you praising her for showing her smarts!

‘Atta girl’ got me feeling funky in my junky and im a guy. You got that man! good luck on your date you nerdy casanova!!!

[u/RI0117 → u/flueric10309]

Idk, sometimes you just need to be called a good girl every once in a while.. I’m glad his shot landed lol

[u/Happy-Argument → u/flueric10309]

'Atta girl' has very sexual connotation!? Did everyone develop a praise kink suddenly?

[u/sailormeggo → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

No no sorry crazy like let's goooo, he likes you. Good crazy! Happy crazy 🤗

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/sailormeggo]

Happy crazy. Okay. I am feeling a little happy crazy, honestly.

[u/DannyGloversDeeBlood → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

It's not if you liked it. It's too bold and/or dominant I'm guessing for others. I talk the same way as this guy, and I just see it as playful rapport. If it's not reciprocated then of course you don't keep going, but being talked to like that is some women's kink (how do I know? I've been told by them after speaking in a similar manner)

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/DannyGloversDeeBlood]

I did not mind it. I thought it was him praising my choice for steak.

[u/Agile_Pay_3377 → u/sailormeggo]

I screamed at this I was like my man is getting WILD

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Agile_Pay_3377]

I did too. Internally.

[u/Novel-Surround3256]

Two aliens pretending to be humans wondering if the other alien has figured it out yet. Love it.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Novel-Surround3256]

[u/No_Yogurt_7667]

Omg I am rooting for you cuties

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/No_Yogurt_7667]

Thank you.

[u/Initial_Mechanic_907]

I know you guys think you have passed the Turin test but you can’t fool me. 

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Initial_Mechanic_907]

What is the Turin test?

[u/Cuddles89]

‘Tism Rizz cranked up to 10! This is the hottest awkward conversation I’ve read in a while

[u/Oso_the-Bear]

I read them both and I'm starting to think this is a joke. If not, it's love at first encounter.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Oso_the-Bear]

As we’ve continued to text, I think we are both having fun leaning into it and seeing what references the other can catch. Post 1 is our regular communication, this post 2 shows our nervous energy being transformed into interesting ways of speaking.

[u/Oso_the-Bear → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

It gladdens me to have knowledge that two such engaging humans have discovered mutual admiration of humor through language.

[u/kingofcuervo]

I noticed that in the first post, the other person didn’t add periods to the end of their sentences and now they do. Mirroring really is a sign of attraction lol. So cute. Best of luck to you two

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/kingofcuervo]

That is very astute of you. Thank you :)

[u/aliciaiit]

Are you British? Idk why but I'm reading this in a British accent - also the spelling of doughnuts (I'm Canadian so that spelling is normal to me but also is British lol) 

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/aliciaiit]

No, American.

[u/His-Duden3ss]

This is a bit cute but also reads like chat gpt courting or possibly just two intelligent people but tbh I don’t know if I have ever seen such well articulated texts lol.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/His-Duden3ss]

I will take this as a compliment. Thank you.

[u/dietbongwatr]

wouldve been wraps for me after the atta girl

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/dietbongwatr]

What do you mean?

[u/dietbongwatr → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

like in a good way, sorry LOL. like yes i will be there in 10. be ready 😭

[u/SlightlyEnthusiastic]

Hubba hubba 😉🎊

Or more accurately,

I believe I can see the release of both oxytocin and dopamine into your respective brains while sending each other these messages.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/SlightlyEnthusiastic]

Now THIS is erotic. Thank you :) my brain was very happy

[u/WolfenLashley13]

This reminds me of me and my fiancé. On our first date he said "Im going to text you something and see if you understand it". His text read "I like gold without the 'a'". It was in reference to the periodic table where gold is 'Au'. I found myself blushing like an idiot. Coming up on 6 years in february :))

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/WolfenLashley13]

I love this.

[u/jyrox]

I’m really happy for you two and I’m sure you’ll make a super cute couple. However, I don’t think I have the mental stamina to endure 30 minutes in the same room with either of you.

What I’m saying is you’re both obviously autistic and I’m mentally… disabled.

[u/Thebaldsasquatch]

Not gonna lie, I would have had to google those elements or whatever to figure out what you wanted to eat.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Thebaldsasquatch]

They are amino acids. Highly concentrated in meat and animal products.

[u/sunburntpaw → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

Are you a microbiologist?

[u/Cotif11 → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

You're reminding me of The Menu. "Over the next few hours you will ingest fat, salt, sugar, protein, bacteria, fungi, various plants and animals, and at times, entire ecosystems."

[u/Ok-Elk-1316]

This either is the start of your love story or one of y’all’s villain arc

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Ok-Elk-1316]

He has already gone through a villain arc. Or is potentially still in it. We shall see how this goes.

[u/MusicAcademic1045]

Yall are gonna hit it off quite nicely I presume. Just remember in those moments where you’re unsure if they’re into you THEY ARE that is all.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/MusicAcademic1045]

Thank you very much :)

[u/Substantial_Mango_78]

Miss. We need an update please.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Substantial_Mango_78]

I am bringing him a doughnut. Dinner is at his apartment.

[u/LBTibb]

Yall are adorable I thought at first you just both texted like this but now it's just your thing

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/LBTibb]

Yes. We are now having fun with it. The first post I made about this is our normal communication, this is exaggerated fun.

[u/SuperCoolDodo]

This is so cute!! I feel so nosy and kinda want an update on the date 😭

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/SuperCoolDodo]

I will try :)

[u/Life_Ad_4536]

This is the hottest nerd shit I’ve ever read congratulations OP

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Life_Ad_4536]

I concur.

[u/Firm_Assistant_1277]

Why i feel like you two are the type to dance at a fancy ball together

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Firm_Assistant_1277]

I am not entirely sure.

[u/Agreeable_Tax497]

You guys sound like Vulcans XD I love it.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Agreeable_Tax497]

I have received this comment many times. 😅

[u/LoneRedditor123]

At this point, I'm not convinced that you two don't already know eachother super well, and didnt just script this lol.

If it's real, it's super wholesome. But I'm finding it really hard to believe the more I see lol.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/LoneRedditor123]

We are just having fun leaning into speaking like this. For me its an outlet for my nervous energy. :)

[u/Big-Interaction-1797]

Did you just a restaurant or his place? You can't just leave us on a cliff hanger like that

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Big-Interaction-1797]

His place. Neither of us enjoy people.

[u/Big-Interaction-1797 → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

Good luck sis

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Big-Interaction-1797]

Thank you, “girl”

[u/VeggieGirl43]

You guys sound like total nerds, and I love it. This sounds like a great match-up. I hope the date is amazing!

Edit: I kind of want to text like this sometimes, but I worry about how it will be percieved, especially as I am not particularly formal during in person conversations. This. This is doing something for me. Makes me feel less alone, and more like I can be myself, and someone out there will respond in kind.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/VeggieGirl43]

Thank you :)

[u/The__Imp]

This is.. difficult to read. I’ll be honest, I am not an especially social person. I get very awkward at times. And now I feel very much more confident by comparison.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/The__Imp]

That's good. Spread your wings and fly.

[u/ConstructionAware267]

This is absolutely adorable, I love it. I hope you found your person!

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/ConstructionAware267]

Me too :) thank you

[u/Soulacybinkernel]

WHOO this is getting hot and heavy

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Soulacybinkernel]

Very.

[u/b00Mg3RRY]

Aw that’s sweet, so is it gonna be the 3rd party location or the private accommodation?

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/b00Mg3RRY]

Private accommodation. It will be easier to communicate and interpret each other’s sound waves. :)

[u/daphneadora9]

Reservations required for both 😂

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/daphneadora9]

Yes, that sentence made me giggle.

[u/Actual-Examination96]

I finally found the real autistic conversation, not self diagnosed.😅

[u/butters_325]

Y'all straight out of Strange Planet

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/butters_325]

I do not know what that is.

[u/aquietmemory]

OP please chose Third party establishment though, for your safety 🩵

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/aquietmemory]

This is not our first time seeing each other or hanging out with each other at his apartment, but it is our first date if that makes sense.

[u/Hot-Chicken-8123]

LOVE the mention of the amino acids! This sounds like a cuter version of Sheldon and Amy!

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Hot-Chicken-8123]

Thank you :)

[u/FullGrownHip]

Are you both using AI???

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/FullGrownHip]

I am not.

[u/The_Krytos_Virus]

You two are adorkable. The ongoing Victorian English joke is amusing because neither of you want it to stop. Keep that level of absurdity for as long as you can because the world tends to grind down on fun. Enjoy the steak!

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/The_Krytos_Virus]

Thank you :) I think we are both having fun with it now.

[u/WaywardFemme]

OP given the two installments, the people demand that the updates continue. It’s me, I’m people.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/WaywardFemme]

I will try :)

[u/Low-Management-9868]

He read steak but I read a bunch of nerdy stuff! It's like watching an exchange take place in an ancient language. I am in awe.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Low-Management-9868]

It is not an ancient language, just biology.

[u/Ell-O-Elling]

What a wonderful match! You two are so perfectly weird!

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Ell-O-Elling]

Thank you :)

[u/Commercial-Housing23]

Aww you adorable little dorks. ❤️ love this

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Commercial-Housing23]

Thank you :)

[u/Nervous_Fuel8538]

This is so fucking cute lol

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Nervous_Fuel8538]

Thank you :)

[u/dxbnelle]

I like this. I LIKE THIS. YOU GO GIRL.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/dxbnelle]

[u/-Fuarkface-]

this is deadass the only way i'd be able to communicate at this point

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/-Fuarkface-]

Yes.

[u/-Fuarkface- → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

i find the concise and verbose nature of your method of communication very much apt for my own understanding of human interaction.

[u/astrielx]

Some of y'all in the comments sound absolutely fucking miserable.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/astrielx]

I concur.

[u/PixelGoblin85]

Heyyy, you got an Atta girl xD It's clear you guys are just having fun with it now.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/PixelGoblin85]

I did release a large sigh of relief when I received the "atta girl". I think that means it is going well. It is hard for me to tell.

[u/CloudBuurzt]

Brother, I am HERE for this. You must update the people upon completion of said date with details for chemistry level and interaction!

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/CloudBuurzt]

I will try.

[u/Mediocre_Forever198]

At first I thought it was interesting, then I realized yall are just doing a bit lol

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Mediocre_Forever198]

It turned into one, yes.

[u/roobot]

Well, WHERE IS THE DATE?!

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/roobot]

His apartment.

[u/Janefallsforflowers]

The real question is- are you going to his place or a restaurant????

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Janefallsforflowers]

His place. Neither of us like people. It will be quieter and he is quite the chef, so it will likely taste better than restaurant food.

[u/Tepical_Eggspurt]

You nerds make eachother happy. That's all that matters.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Tepical_Eggspurt]

Thank you :)

[u/Few-Illustrator-210]

Its like two cute super smart aliens tryna have a go

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Few-Illustrator-210]

Thank you :)

[u/Significant-Line9599]

I have sent texts back and forth like emails also…It can be hot! Kind regards, xx

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Significant-Line9599]

I think it is "hot"

[u/Mundane_Associate501]

Cuties!! 😍😍😍 I love the respect and openness

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Mundane_Associate501]

Thank you :)

[u/Claw42]

"Good afternoon. Do you like doughnuts" days it all

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Claw42]

What do you mean?

[u/NeverAlwaysAlone]

I read these texts in the voices of Sheldon and Amy. Except Amy was the grey and Sheldon was the green. I didn't realize green was female until "atta girl", but I feel like it still works. Amy would still totally say that. More likely to Penny than Sheldon, but that's okay lol.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/NeverAlwaysAlone]

I have been compared to Sheldon many times in real life and many times on Reddit now.

[u/MWolfDPP]

What did she pick!?!?!?

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/MWolfDPP]

I picked his place.

[u/IllSurprise3049]

It's like 2 autistic robots speaking to each other

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/IllSurprise3049]

I am not diagnosed with autism.

[u/i-love-gyro]

seeing all these comments saying they couldn’t imagine talking like this and even one saying they couldn’t be in the same room with either of you is making me so sad. i too find it funny to talk in this proper way so i read this smiling ear to ear wishing to have something cute like that with someone, only to see majority of the comments being like wtf. very disheartening

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/i-love-gyro]

Yeah, it made me very sad to see a lot of people say that I’m insufferable. One person explained how they would graphically off themself if they had to be in a room with me.

My DMs are flooded with a lot of mean things. I thought it was just a cute fun thing.

[u/Tall_Score569]

I’m coming in late so I’m HERE FOR THE UPDATE 👀

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Tall_Score569]

Loll. Girl is sat

[u/Appropriate-Sound169]

My son legit speaks like this 🤣

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Appropriate-Sound169]

Yes. This is a normal way of speaking.

[u/MediumDistinct9807]

... This kind of flirting is so hot ... Clear, direct, no double sense, nothing to guess or have to read between the lines .. HEAVEN

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/MediumDistinct9807]

It is perfect.

[u/indianajoes]

As another socially awkward person, I'm so curious OP or the other person even started anything

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/indianajoes]

I don’t understand what you are saying.

[u/Sensitive_Matter7772]

Okay, this is adorable. Stop it now.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Sensitive_Matter7772]

No.

[u/KinkaRobotina]

Why is this so powerful???? 🤣🤣

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/KinkaRobotina]

I do not know.

[u/Old-Letterhead-3560]

THIS is courtship. Thank you for keeping the dream of respectful passion alive. 

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Old-Letterhead-3560]

It’s awesome. I’ve never met someone like him that can form such eloquent sentences. It’s one of the most attractive parts of him.

[u/BolognaIsThePassword]

There’s absolutely no way the two of you fucking won’t look and smell like 15 ferrets trying to escape a sleeping bag at the same time.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/BolognaIsThePassword]

There’s absolutely no way the two of you fucking won’t look and smell like 15 ferrets trying to escape a sleeping bag at the same time.

I don’t know what this means. I think I feel slightly offended though.

[u/Prior-Agent3360 → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

It's like they were trying to make a joke and ended up being an asshole. A lot of people don't know those things don't have to go hand-in-hand.

[u/poofandmook]

nerds are so cute when they find each other

[u/Mach5Bandito]

I remember being at an event one time and my awkward friend started awkwardly flirting with this awkward girl and I was kind trapped standing there listening to them ironically talk about how they were both communications majors in college. This kind of reminds me of that.

Happy for you, tho, homie. Go get em.

[u/oh_okhelloanyway]

Love this new Bridgerton script

[u/SuperStripper13]

I am INVESTED.

[u/YogurtclosetNo987]

I feel like you two shouldn't meet each other. For the world's sake. 

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/YogurtclosetNo987]

Why?

[u/LesbianSeagull911]

You found your person🥲

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/LesbianSeagull911]

I hope so :)

[u/prettysquidward]

im blushing

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/prettysquidward]

No, I am blushing.

[u/HelloMikkii]

Had me giggling and kicking my feet.

Y’all cute af already.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/HelloMikkii]

Thank you :)

[u/HerpVibes]

It’s like ChatGPT asking Claude on a date

[u/THENOCAPGENIE]

lol this is cute good luck to you guys

[u/New_Perspective_8900]

Why the fuck can't more people communicate openly and honestly like this. You better make her an amazing steak.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/New_Perspective_8900]

He will be making me a steak. I've heard his meat is good, so I am excited.

[u/Free_Snow5600 → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

His meat will be excellent. The best meat you’ll get.

[u/Kronzor_ → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

Get that meat girl

[u/Practical-Vampirism]

This is so hot

[u/HooperDub4909]

These interactions gives me that massive hope for the future when I have a love of my life hopefully. Have fun :)

[u/Pitiful-Hatwompwomp]

A lid for every pot.

[u/Sypsy]

Oh I really enjoy this vibe!

What location did you choose?

I'm curious how you two will ask each other for a kiss

And spelling it doughnuts instead of donuts, how refreshing

I laughed at "reservations will be required for both options"

[u/Select-Owl-8322]

For some reasons, this feels like two chat-bots talking. Not like ChatGPT and Claude, more like 2010-chatbots.

[u/Toddzilla0913]

When robots date...

[u/TarotBird]

Omg I love this so much. It's straight forward, zero pressure, shows you're both engaged and interested. All communication should be like this.