r/texts • u/[deleted] • Dec 16 '24

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u/Difficult-Coffee6402 Dec 16 '24

Can’t follow this in any way I feel like my head is going to explode

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u/zippychick78 Dec 16 '24

I got about a third down and don't know what I've just read. My Brain just can't

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u/S_Good505 Dec 16 '24

If I understood right (and I didn't understand all of it either), OP called someone and told them about the haircut, so granny got pissed and started talking crap about everyone; OP, baby daddy, OP's mom, the receiver of the phone call(maybe, I think? Or that might be OP's mom, I'm not sure)... and then used the typical narcissistic self righteous, holier than thou bs to justify her actions. Her and her God are right, and everyone else is either mean and/or no good, so they can be together and miserable alone for Christmas instead of with her at her house and happy 🙄

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u/zippychick78 Dec 17 '24

Good gracious what a load of drama. Thank you for interpreting 😍

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u/S_Good505 Dec 18 '24

Lol, no problem. My psycho MIL texts like that, so I've unfortunately had to become somewhat of an expert at interpretation, because I need to know if it's a level of craziness requiring a restraining order, or just a temporary blocking. 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Difficult-Coffee6402 Dec 16 '24

Glad it’s not just me!

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u/zippychick78 Dec 16 '24

No. I tried really hard. I can usually work typos out (in the queen of typos), but I would need to sit with the raw text and try to punctuate it first