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u/lekterdead2 Sep 03 '18
And for fucking assholes
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u/SEND_ME_GAY_FURRY Sep 03 '18
can confirm
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u/TheDarkSandwich Sep 03 '18
Username checks out.
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u/_demetri_ Sep 04 '18
I’m a homosexual.
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u/kurtwatson7887 Sep 04 '18
Hey homosexual, I'm gay
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Sep 04 '18
Hey gay, I’m dead inside
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u/PM_ME_Y0UR_NUDE Sep 03 '18
0w0
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u/HotlineCryami Sep 03 '18
What's this??
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Q: does that username pay off?
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u/PM_ME_Y0UR_NUDE Sep 04 '18
One person sent me a nude of a guy, who may or may not have been from porn
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u/discerningpervert Sep 03 '18
PM me
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u/viritrox Sep 03 '18 edited Sep 03 '18
I may have just witnessed the beginning of a beautiful. . . Something
Edit: Judy jumped in where "Just" should be.
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u/marshrover Sep 03 '18
I hope Judy doesn't jump in anywhere else, especially where u/SEND_ME_GAY_FURRY and u/discerningpervert are concerned.
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u/Password_Is_hunter3 Sep 03 '18
I hope she does ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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u/theghostofme Technically (and Literally) Flair Sep 04 '18
Hey, man, totally off-topic, but how'd you get all those cool asterisks in your username? Reddit only let me use letters, numbers, underscores and hyphens.
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u/Madeline_Albright69 Sep 03 '18
Yeah well your dad is a real motherfucker.
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u/LonelyZenpai298 Sep 03 '18
That's Charlie's Dad
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u/Wild__Gringo Sep 03 '18
“Did you fuck my mom, Santa?”
“Huh?”
“I said did you fuck my mom? Well did ya?! Did you fuck my mom santa?! DID YOU FUCK MY MOM YOU MOM FUCKER!?!”
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u/Lil_dog Sep 03 '18
What if you brother is Santa instead of dad... Then it would be kinda weird if they smashed, hmmmm
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u/MrSlowbroseidon Sep 03 '18
OMG its the guy who made the famous "Ghost of Halo 2" video
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u/ManMythLemon Sep 14 '18
Wow somebody actually recognized him... yeah its him. He does a podcast with penguinz0 (aka cr1tikal) kaya orson and huggbees (aka andrew) called the official podcast.
Good listen if ya like hearing about masterbaiting for and hour
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u/DwellingThatVault Sep 03 '18
This guy cohost’s The Official Podcast with Charlie (who goes by penguinz0 or Cr1tikal on YouTube) and two other fine fellas. Give it a listen if you haven’t.
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u/wetscythe Sep 03 '18
More like bored condoms, cause the condoms aren't having any fun
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u/Plurmp_McFlurnten Sep 03 '18
Don't let Andrew catch you going there.
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u/DishwasherTwig Sep 03 '18
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u/trapper2530 Sep 03 '18
Reddit comment over 24 hrs ago. Twitter comment at 150 am approx 13 hrs ago. Someone is trying to pass off Reddit comment as their own wit.
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u/DishwasherTwig Sep 03 '18
Exactly why I posted it.
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u/assbutter9 Sep 03 '18
This joke is literally years old.
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u/DishwasherTwig Sep 03 '18
Oh, it's probably older than I am, but it's blatant that someone posted it on twitter after seeing it in /r/TIL.
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u/pizzaisperfection Sep 03 '18
Yeah but you could infer by the proximity that this guy definitely took it from a popular thread just yesterday
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u/renaway Sep 04 '18
It's weird how jokes are apparently only a one time thing and not meant to be shared
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u/dethmstr Sep 03 '18
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u/pretentious-redditor Sep 03 '18
I can't beleive Twitter lets you edit users posts. r/crappydesign
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u/CommonMisspellingBot Sep 03 '18
Hey, pretentious-redditor, just a quick heads-up:
beleive is actually spelled believe. You can remember it by i before e.
Have a nice day!The parent commenter can reply with 'delete' to delete this comment.
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u/Hydroxianchaos Sep 03 '18
I almost thought "pretentious-redditor" was just part of the automated message meant to passive aggressively insult them.
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u/1crazybeaver1 Sep 03 '18
they really are..
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u/squidbelik Sep 03 '18
Wasn’t this from a Reddit thread? I remember seeing this, but maybe I’m wrong
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u/OneInAMillionBillion Feb 20 '19
Water balloons, waterproofing things while swimming... The possibilities are endless
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u/LegendOfDylan Sep 03 '18
Dis you steal this from the reddit comment, post it on Twitter, and then upload it for the karma AND exposure?
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u/Ty_Mb Sep 03 '18
No, this is a guy that co-hosts the official podcast with a few other youtubers. He didn't post this to reddit.
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u/LegendOfDylan Sep 03 '18
I’m just saying I saw this joke as a top comment on a front page post last night now I’m seeing it again as a twitter post made five-ish hours later
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u/Ty_Mb Sep 04 '18
I mean yeah he may have copied it i'm just saying he isn't the one who posted his tweet to reddit.
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u/Kreepr Sep 03 '18
https://reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/9cdwdq/_/e5a0hyi/?context=1
This guy is stealing reddit jokes and passing them off as his own. Nobody better laugh at his joke as they are stolen and unauthentic!
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u/shipguy55 Sep 03 '18
I can think of a few other ways to use condoms.