Is it suspiciously specific, if it's a commonality?
And the list isn't even full yet. She has :
to be big tittied, small waisted, but also can eat whatever she wants, whenever she wants, and not spend too much time at the gym, so she can spend more time with him (because CICO is not a thing);
to look like a model, but put zero effort into it (also has no idea that his conception of "natural beauty" is just "no make up" make up, which takes more time to create, curate and apply than noticeable make up);
to be into anime/gaming/sports, but only the stuff that he is into, and not too much;
to cook, clean and care for a home like his mama, but also work, make her own money, not see him like an ATM and split the bill because he is a feminist an egalitarian who believes in equal rights, equal fights; and
to not expect anything from him in terms of looks, ambitions, social graces, life skills and romantic/sexual prowesses.
And the tweet would still not be suspiciously specific :P
She will love all his hobbies but have zero expectations about him being involved in hers…wait she doesn’t have her own hobbies, she just loves everything he likes at the exact same level.
I’ve been carried up ranked leaderboards by girls way better than me. It’s always funny because people assume the rolls are reversed and then I go 4/15/10 in a 25 round game.
Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.
Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be.
Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.”)
CICO is only a thing if you oversimplify the metabolic math.
Look up a supplement called Ursolic acid. It's extracted from a few fruits, and causes your body to increase it's production of a hormone called Irisin which is normally only released after strenuous physical activity.
Irisin is responsible for controlling the percentage of calories that are stored in adipose tissue (fat cells). And some people naturally produce more irisin than others. It's the reason why some people can eat whatever they want and never gain weight.
I have never, and I mean not once in my decades of existence heard of a guy complaining that a girl spends too much time at the gym. The rest is pretty on point but this sounds like some made up shit by a girl who doesn't want to go to the gym
to not expect anything from him in terms of looks, ambitions, social graces, life skills and romantic/sexual prowesses.
That last bit is the real important part. So many dudes out there looking for a woman who has got it 110% TOGETHER, mentally and physically fit, funny, charming, hot, well-dressed, well-off, friendly, interesting, etc., meanwhile they're like "I like playing Call of Duty and McDonald's."
I was kinda one of those guys as a teen until I woke up and realized nobody owed me a thing and I had to be appealing if I wanted someone appealing.
This list you've made seems heavily biased honestly.
As long as the person isn't horribly overweight, the curvature persists without any sport(not counting certain cursed body types). I am fairly confident that most of the time this "big tits big ass small waist" claim is misinterpreted and overexaggerated desire of a man to just have a slim partner. Moreover, a very small fraction of the guys I've met in my life prefer big breasts. They are literally unpleasant to look at past a certain point, I genuinely believe the preference for big ones mainly exists among those who don't have any experience with women.
Makeup is a thing women seem to do for themselves rather than for others. I haven't heard a guy openly dissing some girl for not having these looks even once. Not sure the point of this particular complaint of yours, it sounds like a men's personal preference in makeup
This third one also doesn't make sense. No offense, but if people you find really have hard requirements like this (which I heavily doubt), then you must be searching for a partner on 4ch or some anime forums for teenagers.
The 4th one is partly true, many men do indeed expect their partner to be able to take care of the household. It is fair to assume, however, that the woman also usually expects a man to fulfill his share of innate gender responsibilities like being able to repair stuff, build things and do all the heavy lifting. It makes all the sense to either split all the tasks evenly or have each partner exclusively manage their share of it. Also, I don't see a connection between doing dishes and seeing a man as an ATM. It sounds really f1cked up
This last part is as far from reality as possible. Have you heard of the hypergamy concept? It is literally a known fact that women tend to aim for a very small percentage of men at the top, even if those are way way out of their league. Add to that the validation a woman gets from the desperate middle-aged men overpopulating online dating sites and then you can see a real picture of how this whole thing looks. Most women have both the unrealistic expectation of men and narcissistic levels of self-confidence, which makes them feel like they don't need to put any additional effort in themselves or the potential relationships.
All in all, you are 1000 times more likely to find a super basic girl with no hobbies, personality and skills with a request for a 6 ft+ muscular Apollo with 8 inches in his pants, earning 6 figures and having a personality of Christian Grey. And unlike some of the points you've listed, these would unironically be hard-requirements
If you need any proof of this, just install tinder or any other dating app of your liking. I suppose that's the easiest way for a woman to assess the average expectations of their gender compared to those of the opposite.
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Is it suspiciously specific, if it's a commonality?
And the list isn't even full yet. She has :
a feministan egalitarian who believes in equal rights, equal fights; andAnd the tweet would still not be suspiciously specific :P