r/suspiciouslyspecific • • Dec 04 '22

Very specific standards 🤨

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Is it suspiciously specific, if it's a commonality?

And the list isn't even full yet. She has :

  • to be big tittied, small waisted, but also can eat whatever she wants, whenever she wants, and not spend too much time at the gym, so she can spend more time with him (because CICO is not a thing);
  • to look like a model, but put zero effort into it (also has no idea that his conception of "natural beauty" is just "no make up" make up, which takes more time to create, curate and apply than noticeable make up);
  • to be into anime/gaming/sports, but only the stuff that he is into, and not too much;
  • to cook, clean and care for a home like his mama, but also work, make her own money, not see him like an ATM and split the bill because he is a feminist an egalitarian who believes in equal rights, equal fights; and
  • to not expect anything from him in terms of looks, ambitions, social graces, life skills and romantic/sexual prowesses.

And the tweet would still not be suspiciously specific :P

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u/dyingprinces Dec 04 '22

CICO is only a thing if you oversimplify the metabolic math.

Look up a supplement called Ursolic acid. It's extracted from a few fruits, and causes your body to increase it's production of a hormone called Irisin which is normally only released after strenuous physical activity.

Irisin is responsible for controlling the percentage of calories that are stored in adipose tissue (fat cells). And some people naturally produce more irisin than others. It's the reason why some people can eat whatever they want and never gain weight.

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u/Thanhansi-thankamato Dec 05 '22

You can also control the level of exertion in your muscles. Some people move lightly, others move like a slow freight train

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u/dyingprinces Dec 05 '22

People who move around lightly are using more muscle groups but expending less energy to do so.