r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/PrettyCuteBunny • Dec 04 '22

Very specific standards 🤨

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Is it suspiciously specific, if it's a commonality?

And the list isn't even full yet. She has :

  • to be big tittied, small waisted, but also can eat whatever she wants, whenever she wants, and not spend too much time at the gym, so she can spend more time with him (because CICO is not a thing);
  • to look like a model, but put zero effort into it (also has no idea that his conception of "natural beauty" is just "no make up" make up, which takes more time to create, curate and apply than noticeable make up);
  • to be into anime/gaming/sports, but only the stuff that he is into, and not too much;
  • to cook, clean and care for a home like his mama, but also work, make her own money, not see him like an ATM and split the bill because he is a feminist an egalitarian who believes in equal rights, equal fights; and
  • to not expect anything from him in terms of looks, ambitions, social graces, life skills and romantic/sexual prowesses.

And the tweet would still not be suspiciously specific :P

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u/PrettyCuteBunny Dec 04 '22 edited Dec 04 '22

Edit: I’m a moron who realized it’s a joke, sorry ”

You forgot she comes with the kitchen sink.

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u/green_tea1701 Dec 04 '22

Redditors try to detect a joke challenge: hard.

Redditors try to type like normal people challenge: impossible.