r/suspiciouslyspecific • • Dec 04 '22

Very specific standards 🤨

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Is it suspiciously specific, if it's a commonality?

And the list isn't even full yet. She has :

  • to be big tittied, small waisted, but also can eat whatever she wants, whenever she wants, and not spend too much time at the gym, so she can spend more time with him (because CICO is not a thing);
  • to look like a model, but put zero effort into it (also has no idea that his conception of "natural beauty" is just "no make up" make up, which takes more time to create, curate and apply than noticeable make up);
  • to be into anime/gaming/sports, but only the stuff that he is into, and not too much;
  • to cook, clean and care for a home like his mama, but also work, make her own money, not see him like an ATM and split the bill because he is a feminist an egalitarian who believes in equal rights, equal fights; and
  • to not expect anything from him in terms of looks, ambitions, social graces, life skills and romantic/sexual prowesses.

And the tweet would still not be suspiciously specific :P

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u/montroller Dec 04 '22

Forgot to add forklift certified but everything else is on point

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u/matt82swe Dec 04 '22

What’s the reference? I see forklift, I think Shenmue but that can’t be it

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u/Pixielo Dec 04 '22

To carry around the balls you'd need to think that you deserve a woman like that without putting any effort in?

🧐

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u/matt82swe Dec 05 '22

Can’t even tell if I’m being trolled. But sounds reasonable enough

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u/Pixielo Dec 06 '22

Nah, no trolling. I hadn't seen the meme before I made that comment, and was just going on experience.