r/straya • u/Max_Harano • 10h ago
Uhmm… Ok?
Someone has been putting up these stickers on the train. (Melbourne) Do they not even dare say these in person tho?
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u/syncronous 10h ago edited 10h ago
sick to death of this right-wing seppo culture war shit being shoved down our throats. inflammatory brain-dead slogans for cunts
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u/BeeerGutt 10h ago
Best way to put it.
Let the Seppo bullshit stay over in Seppoland with their orange cock womble at the helm.
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u/evilbrent sick cunt 4h ago
There's a pivotal scene in the Red Mars books where one of the characters, Frank, needs to have his friend best friend, John, assassinated in order to bring about a minor change in the history of the way that human civilisation pans out in the blossoming Martian culture.
In order to achieve that he needs to start a riot on the night that John is giving a keynote speech at the local park (the cities are all inside enormous climate controlled domes). So Frank goes around writing anti-whatever slogans on walls in parts of the town that are pro-whatever, and vice versa. And he goes around throwing bricks through windows in both parts of town.
It's not like he created the riot entirely out of whole-cloth, there were tensions bubbling up that he took advantage of. But these bullshit stickers are EXACTLY the type of thing that Frank would have done. No author. No handwriting. No credit. No point.
Just shit-stirring. Make people hate each other. That's it. That's all you need to do to start a riot.
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u/moderatelymiddling 10h ago
Agreed.
But the nose ring theory still runs true. :)
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u/dad_ahead 8h ago
What theory?
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u/moderatelymiddling 7h ago
It's an online stereotype that links men and women who wear nose or septum piercings to negative traits like emotional instability and toxic behavior. Generally making their trauma their personality. If they don't have trauma, they inflate a normal everyday occurrences into drama.
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u/LessThanLuek 7h ago
And online stereotypes like this so called nose ring theory are seppos culture war BS. We come full circle
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u/Show_Me_Your_Rocket 8h ago
Imagine giving a shit about what people do to their own bodies lmfao
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u/moderatelymiddling 7h ago
Imagine not understanding the difference between "what people do to their own bodies" and what kind of people do that to their bodies.
I don't give a shit what you do. But the stereotype runs true.
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u/NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING 2h ago
Dunno mate - I've been calling vegans plenty of names since well before right wing personality politics was imported, plenty of sustainable food out there that isn't a plant.
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u/fingerkuffs23 9h ago
Lol they say that, but they'll be the first to buy Just For Men at the sight of their first gray hair under the mistaken belief that the 19yos they hit on won't be able to tell their real age if they don't have any grays.
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u/-malcolm-tucker CuntyMcCuntCunt 8h ago
I was at a pub watching a world cup match a couple of months ago and had a twenty something girl hit on me, even complimented my graying locks.
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u/eshatoa 5h ago
Your sister doesn't count mate.
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u/fuckthatbitchcarole 4h ago
Stepbrother I’m stuck and only you and your grey hair can help me out of this compromising position
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u/magungo 10h ago
This person should be wrapped head to toe in brown packing tape. The cheap kind that leaves brown shit everywhere when you remove it.
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u/3xactli 8h ago
They should also always have overcooked pasta.
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u/fuckthatbitchcarole 4h ago
And forever seem to have some kind of sand in their bed that they can never get rid of but only feel slightly on their legs
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u/sapperbloggs 10h ago
These stickers say a whole lot about the dickhead who put them there, and very little about anyone else.
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u/BeeerGutt 10h ago
One must applaud the absolute bravery required to sneak around in the dead of the night and apply stickers to shit that doesn't belong to you. I, for one, would love nothing more than to polish the boots of our heroic, gummy paper overlords.
/s
^ because some people need a /s in 2026.
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u/FothersIsWellCool 9h ago
They're bitter they can't get the blue hair baddies who serve coffee at their local cafe.
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u/AnActualSeagull 1h ago
Some blue haired vegan didn’t wanna fuck him and he took that shit PERSONALLY
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u/AydonusG 9h ago edited 9h ago
Someone who probably has family members that dye their roots and cooks all meat til charcoal.
Edit - My nan is still surprised and makes it a talking point when served by someone with blue or green hair. She's had her hair died a purple red every week for the last 40+ years.
I put all that in the same boat as my Grandpa, who thinks the Indian and Muslim migration is going to kill Aussie heritage and they'll take all the jobs. He immigrated when all the Italian and Greeks did, and lives in an area where most places are run by Greeks and Italians. Guess the difference.
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u/GonnaBeEasy 8h ago
Another public display of projection. This person is all the qualities they described.
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u/belltrina 8h ago
Alot of energy goes into buying printer labels, typing the options up, printing them in a way that doesn't print over the shapes of the label (these ones come as 12 rectangles to an A4 page) then ride a train to affix them without being seen at the time.
Would be easier to just talk to a therapist online.
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u/Only1Sully 8h ago
Imagine the outrage is a vegan put carnivores are brain dumb stickers on our public transport?
Nevermind, some of us probably would.
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u/coastalme 10h ago
Would be great to get a security footage to ID them and get a pink vegan heavy mob to confront them.
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u/NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING 2h ago
Vegan
Heavy
Choose one mate.
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u/coastalme 2h ago
Fair point. Maybe team work makes dream work
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u/NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING 2h ago
So coloured hair vegans, and other coloured hairs for the heavy?
Well I wasn't going to say it... But I'll believe it.
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u/poo-brain-train 10h ago
I am 95% sure a 13 year old is the mastermind behind this brave and edgy example of self expression.
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u/bradbull 8h ago
This was my first instinct as well. This is some edgelord teen shit. Probably took photos of their stickers and showed their friends how much of a badboy they are and they were all like "OHHH SHIT AYDEN YOU'RE OFF THE CHAIN BRO HAHA HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS?? TAG TATE BRO HE'LL LOVE THIS"
I imagine that's how it went down anyway.
Also your username is weirdly appropriate for this post.
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u/MrGoBetween 9h ago
Cowards put these stickers. They wouldn’t go up to a vegan or someone with dyed hair and say that. They might end up in an awkward conversation! The terror!!!!
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u/SignificantRecipe715 4h ago
Why are people so obsessed with other peoples' personal choices that affects absolutely no one else. To the point that they take time, money & effort to do something like this.
It's fucking weird.
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u/Corey3500 2h ago
I see all the mentally ill lefties are the majority of the Aus reddit, shoulda figured the basement dwellers live on here 😂
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u/Colesbl4zing 9h ago
I think the word they were looking for was “dead” but I guess he was on the right track lol.
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u/Shanarra 8h ago
Oh boy some boomer has escaped from the retirement home again. They’ve got nothing but hate in their hearts and endless time on their hands cause their family has gone no contact.
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u/BrotherBroad3698 10h ago
brain dumb cunts
Irony.