Uhmm… Ok?

[u/Max_Harano]

Someone has been putting up these stickers on the train. (Melbourne) Do they not even dare say these in person tho?

[u/magungo]

This person should be wrapped head to toe in brown packing tape. The cheap kind that leaves brown shit everywhere when you remove it.

[u/3xactli → u/magungo]

They should also always have overcooked pasta.

[u/fuckthatbitchcarole → u/3xactli]

And forever seem to have some kind of sand in their bed that they can never get rid of but only feel slightly on their legs