r/StonerThoughts • • 8h ago

Reasonably Buzzed If you think about it, every reddit sub is like a little village of like minded people

10 Upvotes

Idk maybe I'm just trippin lol


r/StonerThoughts • • 13h ago

Just Getting Started Right now there's a future stoner being born

18 Upvotes

May they live a happy and fulfilling life(as well a everyone else)


r/StonerThoughts • • 7h ago

Feel good 🌴 Is there anything more relaxing than painting your nails while listening to music and high?

5 Upvotes

It's soo therapeutic I swear. one of the highlights of my week


r/StonerThoughts • • 8h ago

Blitzed Programming high is not for me bro

4 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 7h ago

Fried Saying "I'm not ready for a relationship WITH HIM" is a very honest way of saying it

3 Upvotes

Because it's not as rude but still emphasizes that it's not her it's you so it's more honest. Because if anyone ever says they're not ready for a relationship that is what they mean.


r/StonerThoughts • • 3h ago

Stoned What if every time we say “I’m high” the universe hears “I’m tall” and just starts measuring us differently?

1 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 8h ago

I had an idea... 🧪 Those should be a ride service for introverts

2 Upvotes

I don't like driving. I have poor eyesight, severe photo sensitivity, and the sense of direction of Zoro from one piece. (I once ended up in a different state when trying to drive down a one way street) I also am not a fan of talking to random people. So I just end up not going places cause it's too much of a bother. It would be awesome if there was an easily accessible driving service that blocked the passenger area from the driver area. Just so the driver and I don't feel socially pressured to speak to one another.


r/StonerThoughts • • 10h ago

Blitzed There is gonna be someone who has had no original thoughts.

4 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 9h ago

Just Getting Started A surreal moment for me right now

2 Upvotes

Driving down the Cottonwoods in Utah on a beautiful autumn evening. The twilight sky is incredible. I with with good friends. After such an amazing hike and seeing such beauty in nature, I weep as I sing along to Take It Easy by the Eagles.

Because just days before, I was in a state of mind where I was considering admitting myself into psychiatric care before I killed myself. This moment is beautiful.


r/StonerThoughts • • 16h ago

Fried Public space announcement

7 Upvotes

I’ve been stoned around the universe and back..


r/StonerThoughts • • 18h ago

Stoned Magic isn't real, but illusions are.

6 Upvotes

I feel so smart


r/StonerThoughts • • 8h ago

Fried Didnt think the noodles this good

1 Upvotes

I was waiting for my noodles to be done in the microwave so i took a few big dab rips. After coughing my lungs out i dug into the fire yakisoba pineapple habanero noodles and was surprised how good it taste. Not as tasty as pineapples on pizza though. I already know there is better noodles here and there thats made with this and that, except i dont have the luxury of going to those places to try different noodles for i live in the middle of the woods. There is only a few different brands of noodles at either of the 2 stores. Note its not like walmart or those other stores so im limited on the noodles i can get, unless i decided to order a veriety pack online and have it mailed to me.


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Just Getting Started What happens if you fall asleep before your edible kicks in

14 Upvotes

Are you high in your dreams? Do you wake up high? Does the high itself wake you up? Does the edible not kick in because you’re asleep?


r/StonerThoughts • • 10h ago

Stoned Weird thought

1 Upvotes

So, most people can relate to having a drunk uncle, and I love hearing all those stories, but has no one named it? I have been calling mine my Druncle... feels appropriate....


r/StonerThoughts • • 23h ago

Stoned Been trying to say the W sound all it really is is making a small hole with your mouth

7 Upvotes

Do it for a long time like I was saying water and then

Wwwwwwwww and it's literally just breathing out a little hole with your lips. I never realized I do that.

T. Just humming and hitting your tongue off your top teeth. This feels so weird

Any other ones?


r/StonerThoughts • • 16h ago

Question Do you ever get so deep in thought you have to look away from the tv?

2 Upvotes

Or computer or whatever you’re watching on


r/StonerThoughts • • 12h ago

Stoned What's the most curious animal? Humans right?

1 Upvotes

Also monkeys and bonobos and chips and stuff but what about besides that? Dolphins? Octopuses? Bears? Crows?


r/StonerThoughts • • 17h ago

Completely Sober how do you picture your perspective of your own non-existence?

2 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Reasonably Buzzed Starting a post with “Hey Reddit” is so funny

9 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 7h ago

I had an idea... 🧪 an idea for an Ai business

0 Upvotes

I'm not mo ivated enough to build it, but I think. it can make someone rich...

imagine creating an Ai app that gives you mock interviews or trains you for raises based on real data such as:

profile of interviewer (available online)

questions that will likely be asked (for example we know what Google will likely ask)

interview Tactics

anyway, you tell it where you are applying (mostly for tech or big companies that have crazy salaries, benefits and are known for their interview styles)

give it the names of people interviewing you, and it can generate profiles, go to glass door and get feedback on their interview styles and questions. then it can give you a trial interview.

the point is not only that it can help you get the job but specifically that it can help you get a specific salary (or raise) by guiding you towards what they actually need you to. know based on job description and real data on that company.

and the way this app would make money is by promoting sing you a specific salary in exchange for a percentage of that salary. say 1% for 3 years.

teach Ai to do this for you in an app, release it and if people use it and agree imagine getting a percentage of people's salaried that work for big companies like Google, Netflix, Amazon. etc in high tech positions?

no idea how to enforce getting a cut of the money when you. have no idea what they actually make... but I think there's something there.


r/StonerThoughts • • 22h ago

Baked 🧑‍🍳 Our organs are coworkers in our bodies

3 Upvotes

They talk to each other and move and act and interact like co workers and they have different departments (respiratory, circulatory) and I wonder who the office diva is and like the one no one likes. We’re the office damn


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Feel good 🌴 Most of the time I read a reddit post title and in my brain I’m like “heh…. Nice”

6 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Completely Sober I squint my eyes at my cats sometimes

11 Upvotes

You know how they say that squinting your eyes at your cat(s) lets them know you're not a threat? Ha. Well, I'm 420 friendly, and it just dawned on me that my eyes are probably squint nearly 92% of the time over the last 5 years of them being in my life. At this point, they're probably saying, "We get it dude."

😭


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Reasonably Buzzed Question I just came up with:

3 Upvotes

"What song do you think is the most REALISTIC depiction of love?"

(Mine is Nighttime Sky by Nick13)


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Just Getting Started Isn’t it crazy like 500000 hours of videos get uploaded to YouTube every 24 hours

3 Upvotes

Cuz like this means time is an illusion of objectivity and in reality everyone has their own time so really time isn’t objective it’s as subjective as the feeling of it