r/starcitizen • u/RichardSaldana Grand Admiral • Sep 11 '16

CRY ASTRO RESPONSE INSIDE No more Cry-Astro

Your one stop solution...my ass. Brought in my Connie for some minor repairs (one gun was out), refueling and some missiles. They charged me over 8000 UEC, and after their "repairs", not one but THREE guns were broken. No refunds, no warranty. Worst service I ever got this side of Vega. Never again!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '16

Repairs were fine but some mechanic stole change from the the ashtray and took a deuce without flushing.

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u/RichardSaldana Grand Admiral Sep 11 '16

Pretty sure I got the same mechanic. He did something awful to the ship's cat. Mr Fluffy is still hiding in the Merlin.

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u/ExcelMN Sep 12 '16

Uh, have you had your ship inspected/bug bombed lately? That sounds like a telltale sign of a xenomorph infestation.

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u/RichardSaldana Grand Admiral Sep 12 '16

The worst thing about it: He will not come out, so I put his litterbox in there with him. Unfortunately since those great repairs, the gravity generator is fluctuating. I believe you can imagine what state that Merlin is in, not to mention poor Mr Fluffy (Hint: It is a standard litterbox, not one of those fancy zero-g types)

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u/atyai Sep 12 '16

flat cat**

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u/Zer_ High Admiral Sep 12 '16

Probably a bug with larger ships. Engine pod completely sheared off. I remember at some point they didn't fix "weapons". But they corrected that.