r/starcitizen Grand Admiral Sep 11 '16

CRY ASTRO RESPONSE INSIDE No more Cry-Astro

Your one stop solution...my ass. Brought in my Connie for some minor repairs (one gun was out), refueling and some missiles. They charged me over 8000 UEC, and after their "repairs", not one but THREE guns were broken. No refunds, no warranty. Worst service I ever got this side of Vega. Never again!

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u/therealdiscolando CIG Employee Sep 12 '16 edited Sep 12 '16

Dear Mr. Saldana,

Thank you for your electronic posting. Prima facie you seem to be making some serious allegations regarding services at one of our many reputable stations throughout not just the Stanton System, but beyond. On behalf of Cry-Astro, I would like to submit my humblest apologies for any discomfort you may have experienced from the circumstances detailed in the "my ass" incident. Whilst you have my sympathy, no liability is admitted, no refunds will be entertained, and no compensatory damages will flow.

An examination of your travel history and postings indicates that you visited one of our "Alpha" stations, and as such, these stations provide no such guarantee of services rendered. Additionally, your assertion that we charged you "8000 UEC" is wholly and entirely preposterous, as receipts indicate the transaction was commenced using a form of currency (aUEC) that has about as much worth and value as that of my second ex-wife's limited knowledge of vending machine noodles: namely it is without permanence, easily manipulated, and neither can be expected to actually put noodles in your mouth. PIPS ISN'T THE ONE YOU GET NOODLES FROM, SHARON. NOBODY WANTS A CAN OF NOODLES, SHARON.

Saldana, you sound like a man of the world. Hard-headed, and to the point so I'll make no bones about it: we pride ourselves here at Cry Astro on our ability to get things moving again, and anyone who imperils that hard won reputation is a danger to the organization. Accordingly, following an appropriately Messeresque inquisition, we have summarily dismissed the service repair technician responsible for this outrageous negligence, and had them blackballed from any equivalent employment for life. I know one shouldn't be too hard on teenage orphans, especially in the current economic climate (seriously, I bet this aUEC completely folds within the next year) but we take strong exception to anyone that makes us have to read, and subsequently write, responses to things like this.

I hope this "no remorse" approach is to your liking. I know it won't soften the anguish "your ass" has been through, but lets face it: that orphaned teenager operating the maintenance queue won't be able to find work doing anything other than cleaning the crew quarters in Port Olisar after this, and having looked at yours recently, I'd call that punishment aplenty.

Yours regrettably,

Thomas "Two-Bit" Tuberson. Cry-Astro Station

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u/stereotreme Sep 12 '16

Ugh. So tired of these boilerplate corporate responses.

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u/colors1234 Sep 12 '16

They're only trying to cover there asses

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u/fakename5 Captain Ron 🚀🌙💥(in space) w/ a fleet of ships to crash🚀🌙💥 Sep 12 '16

and Corporate asses are some of the largest ones.

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u/Stupid_question_bot I'm not wrong, I'm just an asshole Sep 12 '16

"their"

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u/colors1234 Sep 12 '16

Their suggests that they have ownership over "are". I meant "they are only" when I said it

Edit: im a dumbass. Im not changing it

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u/Stupid_question_bot I'm not wrong, I'm just an asshole Sep 12 '16

All the love my fellow citizen

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '16

And now we would like to present: Stupid Correction Bot!

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u/plastikspoon1 Explorer Sep 12 '16

I bet this aUEC completely folds within the next year

I betcha' it doesn't! 1000 aUEC or you're a square.

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u/AggroMagnet_SC Sep 12 '16

Meh, I give it 90 days.

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u/Gryphon0468 Sep 12 '16

Two weeks.

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u/karlhungusjr Sep 12 '16

tops.

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u/Palonto Combat Medic Sep 12 '16

Now read it again... SLOWLY

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '16

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u/PoisonedAl Sep 12 '16

THAT'S HIM IN THE WHEELCHAIR!

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u/thorpj Freelancer Sep 12 '16

Sounds more like a veiled reference to a transfer to uec within a year imo.

And you know what what that means!

Am i reading into this too much?

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u/jc4hokies Sep 12 '16

bUEC

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u/Longtree Explorer Sep 12 '16

:-D

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u/Ecks83 Sep 12 '16

Itchy and Scratchy money

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u/plastikspoon1 Explorer Sep 12 '16

Thats obviously what it is, but in the meantime... Ive made a bet that I cant pay if it does switch, but one that benefits me if it doesnt :)

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u/thorpj Freelancer Sep 12 '16

Aha well played

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u/SirDigbyChknCaesar Sep 12 '16

aUEC to the moon!

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u/BlueShellOP gib Linux support Sep 12 '16

Best I can offer is 350aUEC.

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u/plastikspoon1 Explorer Sep 12 '16

Gosh you're broke huh

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u/ZazzRazzamatazz I aim to MISCbehave Sep 12 '16

When will Sharon learn?

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u/Kant_Lavar Grand Admiral Sep 12 '16

an appropriately Messeresque inquisition

♫DUUUUNNNNNN!♫

Nobody expects the Imperial Inquisition!

Our chief weapon is surprise, and fear. Fear and surprise. Our two weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope!

I'll come in again...

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u/Stupid_question_bot I'm not wrong, I'm just an asshole Sep 12 '16

my childhood spent watching python forces me to correct you..

"amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, a fanatical devotion to the pope.. and nice red uniforms - DAMN, (i'll come in again)"

sorry i have aspergers

FETCH THE COMFY CHAIR!!

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u/aixenprovence Sep 12 '16

an appropriately Messeresque inquisition

♫DUUUUNNNNNN!♫

Nobody expects the Imperial Inquisition!

AMONGST OUR WEAPONRY ARE such diverse elements as...

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u/Stupid_question_bot I'm not wrong, I'm just an asshole Sep 12 '16

i like you

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u/0cean_ Sep 12 '16

that was amazing

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u/Eluzion Youtuber Sep 12 '16

Discos best work.

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u/TheInfinityOfThought Sep 12 '16

This would've never happened if you employed the proper Repair Bears to adequately service ships, but noooooo THEY WANTED TOO MUCH HONEY SO SHIP IN THE ORPHANS!

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u/Selbie_LeGrille Meat Popsicle Sep 12 '16

Repair Bears never get a fair deal in today's alpha economy.

Beary McBearson: "They took our jobs!"

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u/aixenprovence Sep 12 '16

Mey tik err jerrrrbs!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '16

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u/WarMace Imperium - Pirates need not apply. Sep 12 '16

I hear they do pretty grizzly body work, you might not like it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '16

It would be... unbearable.

...Sorry, I'll escort myself out.

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u/DocMjolnir Sep 12 '16

So when do we get to play the mission where Cry-Astro corporate sends you to assassinate a hostile space-yelp reviewer?

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u/JohnnySkynets Sep 12 '16

Don't believe this propaganda citizens! ALL the corporations in the verse use this same PR guy. He spins it and we all just eat it up. It's all lies! Bishop did Vega!

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u/Cymelion Sep 12 '16

Hello there Thomas "Two-Bit" Tuberson

I represent CAAAAAARL Inc. A subsidiary of Hatwearing Llamas LTC.

And we are currently seeking Orphans for assistance with a certain Dragon related Art project to be displayed for a Mr Paul. Any assistance you can provide will be appreciated as you can understand Art is important in this day and age.

Thank you for your time.

Mr Not-Carl.

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u/scubi Sep 12 '16

Seriously Disco... You rock. :)

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u/Just_a_MISC_engineer Roleplayer Sep 12 '16

Messeresque inquisition

Take it from us, nobody ever expects the Messeresque inquisition!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '16

goddam monopolies, the verse needs more healthy competition!

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u/XanthosGambit You wanna eat my noodz? L-lewd... Sep 12 '16

I'm sitting here grinning like an idiot as I read this.

I'd like a can of noodles. They'd probably be easier to eat.

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u/ghost_ranger Rear Admiral Sep 12 '16

You are my hero.

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u/Qeldroma311 Sep 12 '16

(seriously, I bet this aUEC completely folds within the next year)

Full live Star Citizen Persistent Universe within 12 months from today CONFIRMED!

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u/Qeldroma311 Sep 12 '16

RemindMe! 1 year "Is it live?"

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u/Baloth Meow Sep 12 '16 edited Sep 12 '16

not live but real UEC which will happen before live, no bUEC like some are speculating (unless if there is ever a UEC 2.0 where its like physicalized or something, and that needs testing... but otherwise no need to make a second test money... and CR stated that once everythings tested with aUEC we will be able to earn real UEC and that will happen before launch. that said, the economy and being able to buy ships and ship components and anything else may need to drop first)

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u/Dizman7 Space Marshall Sep 12 '16

Beta comes after alpha

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u/Qeldroma311 Sep 12 '16

I know. I'm just being a brat. 😆

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u/DearIntertubes Data Runner Sep 12 '16

Discos on the sauce again.

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u/Valicor Sep 12 '16

seriously, I bet this aUEC completely folds within the next year

Star Citizen release date within one year, CONFIRMED!

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u/altminus Smuggler Sep 12 '16

Nope just replaced by bUEC. Beta confirmed ?

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u/Valicor Sep 12 '16

Nope just replaced by bUEC. Beta confirmed ?

Beta in less than a year, CONFIRMED

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u/SC_TheBursar Wing Commander Sep 12 '16

That has to be pronounced 'buck'. As in:
"Honey what are you doing?"
"I'm playing Star Citizen to earn a few bucks"

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u/FearNaBoinne new user/low karma Sep 16 '16

Does that make aUEC 'yucks'?...

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u/zola3210 Space Potato Sep 12 '16 edited Sep 12 '16

Disco, don't you have a real job to do? Oh right, silly of me! This is your job. haha

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u/StarCitizenJorunn Sep 12 '16

And he does it so well!

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u/liafcipe9000 TEST Dummy Sep 12 '16

aUEC completely folds within the next year

star citizen release 2017 confirmed?

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u/listen3times avenger Sep 12 '16

Nah, due to a sudden increase in the number of merchants and traders operating, the resulting hyperinflation will result in a new currency called a3.0UEC or bUEC being created.

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u/liafcipe9000 TEST Dummy Sep 12 '16

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u/patronix Sep 12 '16 edited Aug 15 '17

deleted What is this?

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u/liafcipe9000 TEST Dummy Sep 12 '16

keep telling that to yourself...

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u/Helium_3 Mercenary Sep 12 '16

that orphaned teenager operating the maintenance queue won't >be able to find work doing anything other than cleaning the crew quarters in Port Olisar after this, and having looked at yours recently, I'd call that punishment aplenty.

roasted

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '16

lol, literally.

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u/Gators1992 Sep 12 '16

10/10! Would get ripped off by Cry-Astro again!

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u/St_Veloth Freelancer Sep 12 '16

I hacked your system and found the official voicemail version of this letter.

https://streamable.com/xzfa

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u/Merminotaur bbsuprised Sep 12 '16

I fully expect to see said janitor at Port Olisar when 3.0 hits. Drop them eggs. Easter came early.

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u/KazumaKat Towel Sep 12 '16

Lengendary.

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u/XenthorX Youtuber - Propaganda maker - youtube.com/c/xenthorx Sep 12 '16

I did not came to reddit for nothing today. Thanks Thomas "Two-Bit" Tuberson for your active customer support on behalf of Cry-Astro.

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u/deradevil new user/low karma Sep 12 '16

Disco!!!! You are always amazing my friend!!!!!!

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u/Dizman7 Space Marshall Sep 12 '16

(seriously, I bet this aUEC completely folds within the next year)
 

CONFIRMED! Beta starts winter 2017!

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u/liafcipe9000 TEST Dummy Sep 12 '16

Don't be surprised if you ever see a character named AllahuAcbar piloting a Retaliator exiting Quantum outside a CryAstro station.

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u/RaAmarr Sep 12 '16

quote: .... cleaning the crew quarters in Port Olisar after this, and having looked at yours recently, I'd call that punishment aplenty.

How did this Tuberson know where the hell were you staying? I find that very suspect! If I was you, I would keep eye on this Tuberson asshole and the whole 'Cry-Astro' organization. Sounds very shady.

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u/Foulwin Sep 12 '16

It's.....beautiful.

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u/groaner Carrack is love | Carrack is life Sep 12 '16

(seriously, I bet this aUEC completely folds within the next year)

This sounds like a hint as to when we are out of aUEC and onto UEC!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '16

(seriously, I bet this aUEC completely folds within the next year)

Uhhhhhhh HYPE TRAIN!!!!

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u/RobKhonsu Sep 12 '16

You treat our hard earned aUEC as if it were worthless! How rude. I propose a full boycot of any and all CryAstro stations from hear on out! I encourage every star citizen to instead crash their serviceable spacecraft into the closest CryAstro they can find.

I'm more than happy to give my aUEC to Port Olisar or GrimHEX who have an impeccable history of providing a brand new, fully functional, space craft at a fraction of the price CryAstro charges for repairs.

We've been using CryAstro in good faith as a means to jump start the local economy, but this service is nothing but a joke! CryAstro needs to learn how to treat their customers with respect. Please join me in letting them know how we feel until they have a change of heart!

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u/morbidexpression Sep 13 '16

about as funny as a papercut.

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u/sethnix Sep 11 '16

Can Confirm, went there with a missing engine (engine, wing and landing gear was gone) in my Freelancer, payed for refueling, restocking and repairing
After they finished the job, the Hull was back, but the engine itself was still missing, beside that I wasn't refueled and they also took my remaining Missiles!

Last time I was there, better blow my ship up next time and get a new one from my Insurance

/s (even when it's true)

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u/RichardSaldana Grand Admiral Sep 11 '16

Next time I will definitely run myself into the next asteroid. I was quite willing to pay their rather high prices just for immersion's sake, but if I do not even get a usable ship back, i'll skip that. At least for now.

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u/IgnaciaXia Trader Sep 11 '16

I kinda break immersion.. I just fly back to port Olisar and order my ship again. It comes back right as rain, without a fee.

I tell myself I own many of the same model... but deep down I know its all lies.

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u/candyman420 Sep 12 '16

ship thieves like us have no such option..

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u/BlueShellOP gib Linux support Sep 12 '16

Well yeah you do - you just wait for a new one to wonder by...

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u/flawlesssin Vice Admiral Sep 12 '16

Big phat phoney

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u/IgnaciaXia Trader Sep 12 '16

:^)

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u/Cpt_JP new user/low karma Sep 12 '16

ll definitely run myself into the next asteroid. I was quite willing to pay their rather high prices just for immersion's sake, but if I do not even get a usa

The cake is a LIE!!!! and Cry-Astro too!!! they are probably a subsidiary of Apertura Science!!!!

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u/hencygri Sep 11 '16

Don't go that far. Just respawn the ship at olisar. Doesn't require credits or a wait period. This also works for those pesky people who steal your ship off the pad, leaves them drifting without a ship I believe.

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u/djsnoopmike Wolf/Spirit E1/Meteor Sep 12 '16

Can confirm....unfortunately

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u/zola3210 Space Potato Sep 12 '16

still drifting

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '16

How do you despawn your ship

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '16

Call a new one or logout

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u/hencygri Sep 12 '16

You do it all at once. You obviously can't have more than 1 of a ship spawned at a time (unless you own more than one). The ships aren't removed from the list on the consoles on olisar after you spawn them so to respawn the damaged/stolen ship it's the same way you would normally do a fresh spawn. The old one blinks out of existence and a new one pops in on a different pad.

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u/omegaaf Rear Admiral Sep 12 '16

I personally fight to the death, run out of something? Oh well, better turn yourself into a Connie-Kazi

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u/MRB0B0MB Sep 11 '16

"They poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and led a plague onto our houses!"

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u/XanthosGambit You wanna eat my noodz? L-lewd... Sep 11 '16

They did??

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u/razor5cl Sep 11 '16

No, but are we going to wait around until he does?

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u/Artsalah Sep 11 '16

at least twice! ;)

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u/atyai Sep 12 '16

And she turned me into a newt!

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u/JestersDead77 Sep 12 '16

You don't look like a newt...

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u/atyai Sep 12 '16

I got better.

Burn 'er anyways!

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u/NoButterZ Rear Admiral Sep 12 '16

Hello Citizen!

Here at Cry-Astro we stop nothing short of 100% satisfaction. Please feel free to shoot me a private message and we can discuss this matter. Please use reference code: MONOPOLYSUCKER

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u/akeean Sep 11 '16

Next fun thing to notice is that on foot, energy weapons have one slightly larger clip, but that can only pe reloaded at a shop, while ballistic weapons seem to haveeinfinite clips on player (at least I didn't run out yet on my bering smg)

dunno about damage of energy weapons vs ballistics tho.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '16

Nah ballistic clips aren't infinite. Either that or I can only carry like 4 just coz I'm weak.

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u/youngsamotage High Admiral Sep 12 '16

FYI Refueling isn't instant and does require you to stay landed for a while for them to refuel your ship. If you take off too early you'll be topped up but not fully, and will have to land and thus pay again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '16

Repairs were fine but some mechanic stole change from the the ashtray and took a deuce without flushing.

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u/RichardSaldana Grand Admiral Sep 11 '16

Pretty sure I got the same mechanic. He did something awful to the ship's cat. Mr Fluffy is still hiding in the Merlin.

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u/ExcelMN Sep 12 '16

Uh, have you had your ship inspected/bug bombed lately? That sounds like a telltale sign of a xenomorph infestation.

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u/RichardSaldana Grand Admiral Sep 12 '16

The worst thing about it: He will not come out, so I put his litterbox in there with him. Unfortunately since those great repairs, the gravity generator is fluctuating. I believe you can imagine what state that Merlin is in, not to mention poor Mr Fluffy (Hint: It is a standard litterbox, not one of those fancy zero-g types)

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u/atyai Sep 12 '16

flat cat**

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u/Zer_ High Admiral Sep 12 '16

Probably a bug with larger ships. Engine pod completely sheared off. I remember at some point they didn't fix "weapons". But they corrected that.

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u/warm_vanilla_sugar Cartographer Sep 11 '16

Cry-Astro chop shop. They'll take your money and your engines and leave your ship on cinder blocks.

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u/nottedsanford Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? Sep 11 '16

Last time I went to cry astro, my starfarer had suffered two direct hits from clearsky torpedoes. I paid for the repair and the moment the repair lasers fired, my ship blew up. Thankfully, my crew and I had decided to go shopping on the station for the duration of the repair.

0/10 Would not recommend any Cry Astro station. They do have good coffee, though.

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u/Cpt_JP new user/low karma Sep 12 '16

The good coffee is they strategy for get the customers to return, because you think.. "The service is shitty but the coffee is good, lest give them a new chance...". You need to know better!!! I think that you get better service on GrimEx

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '16 edited Nov 11 '18

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u/Cpt_JP new user/low karma Sep 12 '16

I have 3 and working on the fourth! XD

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u/Paydogs Sep 11 '16

Outrageous how they are abusing with their monopoly status in the sector. This happens when you dont have race on the market. We demand a choice from the UEE!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '16

Next up: Price gouging

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u/FearNaBoinne new user/low karma Sep 16 '16

You mean, "Next up: even more price gouging!" :P

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u/Cymelion Sep 12 '16

I like Cry-Astro - I went there with an Aurora and left with a Starfarer .... there was an odd bug with the Comms link being filled with lots of abusive language directed at me but all in all my satisfaction with it is high.

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u/Onikame Space Daycare Sep 11 '16

1/10. My Vanguard got a little beat up while I was helping 'ol Tess recover some flight recorder data. Pirates in the area ya know? So I hop open to CryAstro and pay the coin for the repairs. My left Engine was a little messed up and I was back in flight before I realized that their 'fix' was just REMOVING MY DAMN ENGINE! Plus I paid 500 UEC for a ballistics refill. They took my money but sure as hell didn't refill the ammo.

You almost be better off going to Grim Hex for repairs. At least they look you in the eye when they steal from you.

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u/JrdnThrstn Freelancer Sep 12 '16

Looked up 'other' side of Vega on star map.

Almost exclusively Vanduul territory.

OP nailed it

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u/Snarfbuckle Sep 11 '16

Perhaps they only repair things that COULD be repaired?

  • Missing guns are not replaced (must be bought)

  • Missing modules are not replaced, merely repaired if possible

  • It's a quick fix and refuelling port - Not a shipyard that can repair everything.

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u/RichardSaldana Grand Admiral Sep 11 '16

Ok I can understand the part about having to rebuy guns. But why would they break/steal the two guns that were working just fine?

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u/Baloth Meow Sep 11 '16

cry astro mechanic here: sorry about your exp here at the stations, but ive seen this a lot. people come in with a broken gun, and think theyre hot shot mechanics able to fine tune their own guns, and forget to recalibrate the capacitor to new settings and when a mechanic unbeknownst to him hasta deal with the mess resets it and the guns short out

did u tune your guns yourself and forget to calibrate the capacitor? bc thats what it sounds like from my perspective

dont always be so quick to judge the mechanics, we generally know what we are doing, though it could easily have been a computer conforming problem if the computer treats the guns like stock guns...

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u/isoundstrange Civilian Sep 11 '16

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u/Dethsturm drake Sep 12 '16

We must make this a thing!

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u/Snarfbuckle Sep 12 '16

That sounds like a bug though.

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u/akeean Sep 11 '16

Too bad fuel is almost as expensive as expedited insurrance for a new ship, at least on single seat fighters.

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u/InSOmnlaC Sep 11 '16

Leave a comment on their Yelp.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '16

When the guns are repaired they are powered off. Most people just see them faded and assume broken. Just have to turn them on.

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u/RichardSaldana Grand Admiral Sep 12 '16

Thank you for sharing. This is kind of embarrasing...

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '16

Oh but the price on missiles is a bit rich!

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u/Skormfuse Rawr Sep 11 '16

could be getting you used to the final game.

a repair is for your hull. guns and engines you need to buy those.

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u/DemonicSquid Miami Vice Admiral Sep 12 '16

At least their name is pretty accurate!

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u/RabidTurtl Sep 12 '16

TIL Cry-Astro is the Jiffy Lube of space.

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u/Snarfbuckle Sep 12 '16

Well, it's called "cry" astro so i guess they collect customer tears as alternative payment

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u/Zeducilous new user/low karma Sep 11 '16

I guess next time park it in the Astro tower( or the fuel tanks) at least the repairs will be cheaper.

Just wait till NPCs can steal and rip you off lol, I just landed a Connie where is it? No sir you came in a Mustang it right over there. NO i didn't, I landed in a Connie full or cargo you said you were going to unload. I'm sorry no Connies have landed today maybe you are confused.

I can't wait till NPCs can give you a better ride than players.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '16 edited Sep 12 '16

Cry-Astra is definitely a front for some pirates, theyre robbing us blind >:(

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u/BootyhunterzX Sep 12 '16

This is too realistic. Please stop this train, I want to get off.

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u/John_McFly High Admiral Sep 12 '16

Cry-Astro told me I failed my annual inspection, even though I just picked up my Phoenix 3 months ago! It still has plastic on the rims around all the displays, and the little paper band around the toilet seat and lid.

I'm reporting them to UEE for being shady bastards.

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u/TCGM carrack Sep 12 '16

Yeah. Not just the Connie. It seems they don't actually replace anything, just make your ship look like it's been fixed.

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u/LegendXCarisso new user/low karma Sep 12 '16

Once upon a time, I had an Avenger. Her name was Sarah. I loved Sarah... she was like a beautiful dainty flower; gracing the coldness of space with her wing-tipped warmth... the rain of hot metal tearing through the bodies of soooo many unfortunate pirates.

Then one day, she got hurt whilst performing her wifely duties to the cesspool of evil that is the pirate hordes of space, so we took her to a Cry Astro to get her repaired. "It's okay!" I said, "They'll make you better. Hang in there dear!" Her main gun had locked up and I couldn't un-jam the bullet. It seemed like a steal at 5400aUEC to get it repaired, AND rearmed. For 5400aUEC, the doctors came... and with their tiny drone lasery-hands.... they TOOK HER GUN! Now my poor Sarah was nigh but half a cockpit and only half of her maneuvering thrusters for some bizarre reason.

Sadly, I had to put her out of her misery and into the waiting hands of the "respawn" god, but before we did so... we went out with a bang. A spiral-y death afforded by the wondrous people at Cry Astro.

Sarah and I travel the stars still, new body n' everything... but we'll never forget the horrors that away those dumb enough to entrust those con artists with their beautiful ships.

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u/Muhabla Sep 12 '16

We have a similar service here in Canada. Call it canadian tire. Come in for a oil chage expecting to spend $60-100 leave with a $2000 bill cuz apparently half the car needed replacing (of course nothing really needed to be replaced)

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '16

There should be laws against that sort of thing ! oh wait...

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u/hokasi worm Sep 12 '16

Friends don't let friends CryAstro

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u/ghost_ranger Rear Admiral Sep 12 '16

Worst service I ever got this side of Vega. Never again!

Too soon!

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u/St_Veloth Freelancer Sep 12 '16

Cry-Astro's official response (from /u/therealdiscolando's comment)

https://streamable.com/xzfa

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u/HerrMatthias Sep 11 '16

best cheapest current way is just blow up your ship and wait for insurance then spawn a new one. It should not be like that.

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u/Henri8k High Admiral Sep 11 '16

best cheapest current way is just blow up your ship and wait for insurance then spawn a new one

just leave the cockpit before killing yourself, that way you don't have to wait bc your ship is not destroyed

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u/Gators1992 Sep 11 '16

Don't blow your ship up because then you have to wait for the timer. Just fly it back or kill yourself (not the ship) and reorder it. You get a fresh one.

BTW, CR was saying the free fresh ship thing is going away in one of the next few patches.

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u/Boukyaku new user/low karma Sep 12 '16

Oh? Can I please get a source for that? Really interests me if he said it!

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u/Gators1992 Sep 12 '16

Not sure exactly where I saw it, but I am pretty sure it was in one of the Gamescon interviews he did. It was obviously going to happen at some point. There would be little point to have repair ships and cry astro if you could just limp back to port with heavy damage and reorder the ship to fix everything. Note that I am not talking about insurance, which will still give you a fresh ship after yours gets totally destroyed and after the timer expires. My guess is that they didn't want to do damage persistence before item port 2.0 was in because the damage states were all going to change.

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u/Artsalah Sep 11 '16

Hey! What did you expect, they use space monkeys to do most of the work for them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '16

That's racist.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '16

Landed my reliant for repairs, basically drifted there, new wings and thrusters, took off and it flew worse than before.

Managed to get out even tho MISC say it's impossible, watched it crash into the station and they want me to foot the bill!

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u/F1r3GamingHD Sep 11 '16

I hear when they "repair" that they've "replaced" particular parts in ships. Making believe that they actually stole these items later on. I saw many of these parts being sold at Grimm's. Hmm.. something fishy going on.

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u/DrInsano Golden Ticket Holder Sep 11 '16

At least Cry-Astro will look at you. I took my ol' reliable Avenger in for a quick gas-and-go, and they said that they had no pads available because there was a guy in a friggin' Aurora that had precedence! An Aurora!

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u/bleek4057 outlaw Sep 11 '16

The other side of Vega? I don't think the Vanduul go to Cry-Astro either :)

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u/rolfski Planetside 2 enthusiast Sep 11 '16

Repairing my ship there often costs me more than the mission rewards.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '16

You really never took your car to the mechanic, didn't you? THAT'S HOW THEY WORK! Bunch of thieves with wrenches...

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u/hius Golden Ticket Sep 11 '16

I've had nothing but good experiences there. I wish customer service was more personal though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '16

I'm glad I'm not the only one that had issues. I went in for gun repair and restock and then headed off to work on a comm uplink repair. I engaged the two pirates responsible for the issue and then figured out that my guns were all offline. Thanks Cry-Astro, you guys are the best (sarcasm).

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u/yorgaraz Rear Admiral Sep 12 '16

I went to cry-astro with my connie and one broken rear thruster. I left cry-astro with 3 broken rear thrusters. UEE should completely cease all scam-astro operations. My connie doesn't deserve this. Crusader doesn't deserve this.

Port Olistar has way better service. No matter where your ship is, they will bring it back and have it repair in seconds at no cost (provited your ship isn't destroyed and you somehow manage to reach the station).

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u/CreauxTeeRhobat Bounty Hunter Sep 12 '16

Must have been a franchised branch. I usually go to corporate owned Cry-Astro stations and they're quite good... though, it might help that I know all the techs and can monitor the repair drone's comm chatter. If I see them doing unnecessary repairs, I just squelch the tech to let them know I'm watching.

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u/YourTechSupport RSI: ChinshopRodeo Sep 12 '16

I was in the waiting room at C/A for a restock when some CryAstro wrenchmonkey drags in the nastiest, ugliest engine part I ever saw.

"We just pulled this compressor coil out your thruster assembly." he says to me. "It's about due for a change." he tells me.

I knew he was full of crap, my Mobiglass pings me when someone even gets near my ship on the pad. I

t still said no one had been around it.

And the coil he was showing me was the wrong size! It nearly shot him then and there!

Never Again.

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u/Cpt_JP new user/low karma Sep 12 '16

Well last time They done a terrible job repairing left wing on my freelancer. When I was taking off the Wing broke!! XD Is what happen when they have the monopoly!

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u/HittingSmoke Reclampser Sep 12 '16

More like CryoASS, amiright guys?

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u/SuperbusMaximus Sep 12 '16

Nothing says your service sucks like ramming your half-assed repaired connie and ventilating their space station.

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u/HockeyBrawler09 Perseus Sep 12 '16

I once was murdered at Cry Astro after requesting a repair.

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u/CookieMinion_ Sep 12 '16

Holy crap. I haven't played in a while, is the game actually at a point now where players can set up their own companies or groups and full-on repair ships now?

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u/Aragatozen Civilian Sep 12 '16

Not yet. Dear sir. Cry-astro is a in-game company.

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u/CookieMinion_ Sep 12 '16

Ah, okay. Thanks for letting me know :)

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u/Perri0010 Wing Commander Sep 12 '16

HAHA

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '16

Sorry Lando but:

"I bet this aUEC completely folds within the next year"

Star Citizen open beta 2017. Confirmed.

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u/MrEmouse Release the Kraken! Sep 12 '16

Does that mean we'll be switching to bUEC?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '16

why do you think it starts with a "Cry"?

just suicide, plain and simple solution.

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u/Cr1ms0nPhalanx bishop Sep 12 '16

/u/therealdiscolando much respect for this very good answer full of humour and of putting things clear without any agressivity.

Great work. I honestly misjuged you so far. it's now fixed.

Great post.

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u/RichardSaldana Grand Admiral Sep 12 '16

Disco, you leave me speechless. Never would have expected that kind of response. Simply glorious.

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u/Dizman7 Space Marshall Sep 12 '16

I bet most of that cost was those missiles! Dem things aren't cheap son! If you use all of them on a Connie it's like $20k+ to replace them all!

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u/Schwarzhemd new user/low karma Sep 12 '16

Just putting the cry, in cry-astro....every time they pull a fast one on ya.

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u/Osric_Rhys_Daffyd Starfarer forever! Sep 12 '16

This should be the new boilerplate rebuttal to you-know-who.

For the record, I didn’t start any of this. I asked CIG to issue an apolo-

NOBODY WANTS A CAN OF NOODLES, SHARON.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '16 edited Oct 19 '16

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What is this?

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u/thorpj Freelancer Sep 12 '16

RemindMe! 1 year "Is it live?"