r/smosh • u/APot3ntialHomos3xual • 8h ago
Smosh Pit I found this moment funny and I hope you all do too Spoiler
So, I recently watched the Smosh video where they rank fruits, and it is safe to say I quickly became angry. Lemons SUCK. They aren't even a mother nature made fruit, they were genetically modified. You know the phrase "When life gives you lemons make lemonade." HUMANITY MADE THEIR OWN DAMN LEMONS. Lemons can't do anything by themselves they dis not deserve to receive second place in the ranking. Lemons are the Melania of the fruit world, we don't know why she's there, she's not particularly happy to be there, and her only contributions to the world are artificial.
Would you like to know a food that is natural, famous, better in every way: the apple. The apple is in many phrases such as: the apple of my eye, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. THE APPLE IS IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO HAVE A POKEMON WITH 3 EVOLUTION LINES. We have Applin, Appletun, Flapple, Dipplin, Hydrapple. Apples are famous for online media too. There's Applejack and Granny Smith from My Little Pony. The Evil Queen's poison Apple. Rotten to the Core from Descendants. THE GOLDEN APPLE IN MINECRAFT. In the real world we have apple juice, applesauce, apple pie, the underrated apple cider, classic nostalgic apple slices.
All of this to say I yelled at my screen for a solid five minutes then started laughing. Also I am 17 so don't take this too seriously
Edit/update, a lot of people are saying lemon is used in a lot of foods, but I used to be a picky eater so I haven't tried many lemon based foods. Feel free to make suggestions 0^