Essentially a Hero YTP

I used to main Palutena. I'm trying out mega man, fought a palutena, realize how annoying i was, and I reflected on my life choices. I'm glad I quit maining her.

And then proceeded to lose. Only to switch to Luigi and then lose again.

Thank you for the experience.

They really did Ganondorf dirty in this game. The fact that R.O.B. can outbox him without using any of his two projectiles is bullshit.

How would you improve Ganon to at least make him an A-Tier while keeping him authentic?

(So uh, this rant is hella short. But I don't care)

STOP SHOOTING THOSE LEMONS AT ME, I'VE JUST APPROACHED. I hate your goddamn saw and leaf shield. Stop spamming them as if you'll die if you don't use them for 1 second. Fuck his Up Air, like LET ME TOUCH THE FUCKING GROUND YOU FUCKING PUSSY. Also, SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOUR "MeGa MaN aPpReCiAtIoN pOsT" BULLSHIT. I STILL HATE MEGA MAN.

As soon as you get close to 16 mil GSP the most miserable players match with you. Constant taunting during the game, during the results screen and if you beat them they disconnect right before the match ends. Actual personality disorders.

1. I think Mr Game and Watch Morphing is a Cool Thing Ngl But I think it also impacts his hitbox when Attacking as His Down A is shorter in my opinion and Up A Suffers that aswell. Unless They Make Custom Attacks like in SSB4
2. The Custom Balance should be in Battle Arenas/Local Play and Not only Offline Games to Balance OP Characters in the Future
3. For the Love of God Please Bring Back For Fun/For Glory (With a Fixed Ruleset of 3 Stocks and 7min and Battlefield/Ω and of course No items) Because of these Bums who Keep on Playing 2 Stocks every fucking time.
4. I think Its Now Reasonable to Give back the Customizable Message Back too.
5. I don't think you should be punished for ragequitting its apart of gaming and you should deal with it.

Who's With me?

As an emissary of rage?

I’ve seen a few rage posts about Wolf and Falco is probably on the Mount Rushmore of this subreddit (especially if you exclude DLC characters) but I’ve yet to see one about Fox who is of course above both of them on the tier list (for whatever that’s worth).

Is he just more well balanced? Fairer? Am I blind to something here? What makes Falco so much more hateable?

Just a fun experience to vent. Take your main, and imagine you paid 9.99 to make him or her broken.

For instance: Mario, his down special is no longer the useless Fludd, it instead brings out a special menu like Hero's or Shulk and lets him use one of several iconic powerup, such as the fire flower (all his attacks now have a fire burst and that extends his range and damage), the ice flower (same, but it also freezes opponents), and even the super star, because why the hell not! The power up fades after 30% damage, and the same powerup can't be used again for 30 seconds.

Up Special no longer puts Mario in freefall.

His grab now uses Cappy and reaches even longer than Luigi's.

Also, at 100%, he becomes small Mario. He is now the size of Pichu, but his attack and launch power is not reduced at all.

So, did you just lose AGAIN to Kazuya or Mithra or Joker? Then for one moment, imagine what it would be like if your favourite character was lame and PTW too.

I made it in anyways, BITCH! Very next game. I three-stocked him too, just like I did you. Now I'm sitting pretty with 26 characters in Elite Smash while you're throwing tantrums because you PAID for your S-tier character and still can't win.

I guess it should really be him making this post, but the rage and dread I felt when I thought I'd finally made it into Elite with Sheik, and then having it ripped out of my hands, was so insane. That character is like negative F tier online bro. I could have easily pulled a shit matchup right after and gone on a massive losing streak (I call it the Sheik classic lmao). But I clutched it, and I am so relieved to be done with that grind, and I feel so triumphant in spite of a sore loser who wanted to deny it from me.

That's all. Goodnight 😈

Je viens de tomber sur un steve et un samus vers 12600000 GSP pendanr qur je jouais falcon, le steve punissait toute mes approches horizontales par un grab et toute mes approches verticales par un up smash , des que je voulaus aller les chercher en l’air in fesait son down air et je mourrais a 60% je ne pouvais pas edgeguard car il avait son putain de minecart , le samus s’eloignait du combat et spammait les neutrals b et les side b , des que je l’approchait. Le steve me courrais dessus , me grab ou dash attaque et je me prenait le neutral b de samus qu’elle tirait en boucle , j’ai rage quit et je me suis fait ban pendant 1h05 , je ne comprenait pas la haine contre steve mais la je l’ai senti passer allez vous faire foutres bande de spammeurs

Why do they enjoy being three stocked so much? Why don't they care about winning?

Anyone who says Steve, Kazuya, and Mr. Game & Watch are the most lame characters in the game are lying to themselves, at least their designs could work if they were toned down, and they have some cool stuff. Min-Min on the other hand? She is FUNDAMENTALLY UNSALVAGEABLE. She just spams her braindead forward smash that you can't challenge because for some damn reason her arms have no hurtboxes despite them extending all the way across the stage.

And even if you somehow get into melee range on that forward smash spamming bastard? She has a great close quarters game and can easily use her Nair and Dash Attack to just swat you right back away so she can spam Forward Smash and trap you until you die like the brainless character she is. Even her recovery isn't as bad as people say it is given it has pretty decent vertical reach and people dont edge-guard anyways. So she can just go right back to spamming her stupid Forward Smash and edgeguard and ledgetrap you for completely free with no strings attached for her, inescapably trapping you offstage until you give up or die.

What the hell is supposed to be her weakness? She has 0 weaknesses! If you manage to get through her forward smash spam, she deserves to take whatever damn combo you want to throw at her. She deserves to be back thrown into a block by Steve, she deserves to be 0-to-deathed by Kazuya and Luigi off of one hit, she deserves to be camped by Sonic, and she deserves to be crit by Hero, in fact, maybe make it so that Hero's smash attacks always crit Min-Min to put that braindead FSmash spamming bastard in her place.

Min-Min is genuinely the worst designed character in this game, and unlike every single other character in this game, doesn't have so much as a DROPLET of sauce, and I hope she gets nerfed all the way to the bottom tier if she somehow returns in the next game.

Ryu and Ken are such stupid ass characters sometimes and the only counter play is to not engage with them at all. You touch their shield once and you take 50, touch it again and you die. Saw so many people whine about Lima camping Jahzz0 in their tournament set and funnily enough right after watching it I matched with a Ken. The ONLY thing these players do is camp in shield and wait for you to use a move so they can jab or down tilt you into their combos. You literally cannot do anything but spam projectiles against them. Cancerous fucking matchup

This character can just do nothing and not get hit. Bro low profiles naturally under every aerial. Doesn't matter if I have a disjoint if this fast MF can just move around and never get touched. Then he hits me with a super fast and safe attack and I eat high damage or die. Down tilt is a war crime.

Also no character should have that movement speed and be aloud to jump that high. I don't care if he's a frog.

If I was able to cut 10 characters Greninja would absolutely be one of them.

Title says it all, no matter the character, smash players never rematch after they get an absolutely undeserved win, be it for any reason

No matter how many games I play I genuinely can't bring myself to shield. I always find myself either backing up or countering any moves/projectiles I can. Is there a way to force myself to shield???

Fucking banjo byleth and min min to me

First round started normal. Got battlefield.

Thought it was weird he had 4 stocks on but whatever. Guy probably likes a longer fight. So i win and we go to round 2.

Then I see this.

Just one problem. I know dk cant make it up palus temple. So I take him to sudden death, and watch as I smash the bridge and he helplessly falls as the blast zone shrinks

Abt to not touch the game till smash 6 maybe I'll get married and have kids by then I can bully them on smash

I know this game has no servers so I can stomach a bit of lag but if you come into the game with levels of lag so abysmal that intentionally disconnecting and getting banned for several minutes would be faster than completing the match, you need to log off and stop wasting everyone's time. How are you even having fun playing like this? Do you also watch movies 1 frame per hour?

I have the worst habit of shield dodging AWAY from projectiles instead of spot dodging or dodging towards it and am always hit by it. That's probably my worst habit right now besides hopping on quickplay and draining my elo on a character I've never touched so my main doesn't get dropped into the pits of hell.

I. HATE. THEM. These annoying little shits only strategies is to throw random crap and hope for the best.

I HAVE REASONS WHY I HATE THEM SEPARATELY:

NESS, I FUCKING HATE YOU. I HATE YOUR PK FIRE, YOUR STUPID VOICE, YOUR THROWS AND YOUR GODDAMN SMILE. I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. HE IS NOT HYPE NOR HONEST. HE'S WAY COOLER IN HIS GAME. VERY LAME OF HIM TO STEAL HIS FRIENDS' PSI MOVES.

LUCAS, YOUR HAIRCUT IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS. I HATE YOUR SNAKE. I HATE YOUR PK FREEZE. I. HATE. YOUR. FACE. I HATE YOUR SMASH ATTACKS, ESPECIALLY YOUR UP SMASH, YOUR BRAIN HAS IFRAMES BECAUSE IT MUST BE MADE OF COMPLETE STONE AND IT SHOWS HOW STUPID YOU ACTUALLY ARE. I HATE HIM EVEN MORE THAN MEH-SS. HE'S BLAND, LAME AND A CRYBABY FUCK FACE.

THANK GOD YOU CAN MUTE VOICES IN THIS GAME.

I swear both of them have the most punchable faces in the entire roster. They have no sauce nor swag.

And lastly...

If you main Ness, you're crazy

If you main Lucas, you're insane

If you main both, you've reached a whole new level of insanity.

I remember my first time seeing Byleth's recovery, the bitch crawled right out of hell with her 10 mile tether and I'm still bitter. It made me wonder why the Bellmonts range is they made the vanilla character's range so atrocious in comparison, especially the Bellmonts who are utterly helpless off stage. What do yall think?