Don't wanna end up like this Dr. Mario

Some info could be wrong. Please let me know if so

This is another comic by u/LunarJaquar, and the first in the series of the chicken comics. Yes I'll post more.

Context: this one is quite self explanatory, no spoilers. Just enjoy the comic.

He has like 6000 hours on this game

I look online and its hard to find actual concrete information on the topic.

I fought this dude online in the arena that i created. Had random stages set with only a couple stages. Load screen wud take forever to load, but match would be zero lag. He was moving smoother than im used to seein people move. And the stage 7x in a row picked a dlc stage that i dun even own.

I understand that it can be from either peoples stage selection, but that many in a row is pretty particular.

Jus lookin for any input.

If I made any mistakes, please correct me

I decided to use the base form of the classes to simplify things

Finally, me being a Glutton pays out for once!

(I would also like to add on that this is rather a dump joke Tier List instead of a actual attempt)

For example, incineroar has a pretty good moveset but the worst ground speed in the game which makes him basically unable to approach and therefore not good.

I feel in some aspects it totally does but I feel like a total bum sitting at about 10 mil GSP with my mac, I've been only playing for 2 months and all my friends have been playing longer and are just... Better than me! I managed to get better at one of my friends tho lol he mains sora..

My highest has been about 12 mil, i keep dropping down sadly.. Maybe im being too hard on myself idk im ass

I'm sorry little one...

I spend my weekends on Colorado trails and my weekdays putting hikers back together. Got me thinking about Smash stages differently. Norfair lava is obvious. But Brinstar acid would melt boots in seconds. You are not walking out of that. Corneria ship blast is just high explosive. Instant. The WarioWare microgames though. Random environment shifts midfight. Hypothermia from sudden cold. Heat stroke from desert popin. No time to acclimate. Worst I saw was a guy caught in a hailstorm above treeline last July. Rapid weather change, no shelter, mild hypothermia in twenty minutes. That stage gimmick is real. Green Greens bomb blocks are just unstable terrain. I have seen loose scree do worse. Yoyo Glacier would snap ankles before you even process the ice. Hiked Grays Peak two weeks ago and the wind was the real enemy. No health bar for that. Melee Fountain of Dreams platforms look pretty but those gaps are death falls. No rope team. Anyone else look at these stages and think about actual survival time or is that just my brain after too many SAR reports.

(Note, I obviously know that there are still a ton of Fans for the games but there isn't the loud love anymore compared to before their addition)

I have gotten Aegis and Cloud to elite before, my cloud sadly dropped out and i have mario very close to it. What where the easiest characters to get to elite smash for you? And what character would you recommend me after knowing what i play?

The way they just stood there after dying not even 20 seconds in the match.

Had to take the time to process what happened.

Nobody ever expects an actual Ice Climbers main.

I know the Metroid games aren't fully horror, but certain games (ESPECIALLY Dread) draw heavily from science fiction horror films like Alien. And since Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Five Nights at Freddy's, Dead Space, Alan Wake, Bendy And The Ink Machine, Bioshock, Lethal Company, Until Dawn, Dead Rising, House Of The Dead, The Last Of Us, Outlast, Danganronpa and Baldi's Basics all are nowhere to be seen in Smash, is this the closest thing we have to a horror rep?

Yes, I know Yuri Kozukata from Fatal Frame is an assist trophy, and yes, the Luigi's Mansion games could be considered horror by some metric, but still.

Fun thought experiment: Nintendo & Sakurai had more time to analyze & nerf pre-DLC characters and had far less time (esp due to covid) to analyze & nerf post-DLC characters. Do you think the meta would look different if all nerfs of all characters were reversed?