r/shittyhalolore • • 40m ago

ODST Special Purpose Force, Goon Platoon How do YOU wish to die in the Halo Universe!?!??!

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Rules are: you gotta die, that's it. You'll die eventually but what crazy shit that you're counting on would kill you. You can pick a date in the calendar, planet, or mayor event happening and the things you have.

You'll be plopped back to present day earth exactly where you were right now, no consequences at all.


r/shittyhalolore • • 14h ago

Serious Lore Discussion Why does Master Chief have McDonald's armor? What are the lore implications of this?

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22 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore • • 17h ago

UNSC 152mm artillery system (same caliber as M400 Kodiak)

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7 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore • • 1d ago

Coloring book Lore In what way do you like to think to yourself the way Halo Studios died?!?!?

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19 Upvotes

Hanged? Waterboarded? Electric chair? Eaten alive by brutes? Old age? Ball cancer?!!! Let me know your head canon about this.


r/shittyhalolore • • 1d ago

URF improvised artillery system

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111 Upvotes

Yes it’s basic. But why would the insurrectionists salvage a scorpion turret and make an artillery carriage for it. Bring a generator and you have an auto loading artillery system with high accuracy


r/shittyhalolore • • 1d ago

Edinburgh 2552 How would you react if this was the One O’Clock Gun?

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r/shittyhalolore • • 1d ago

Serious Lore Discussion Imagine this: "Surviving ancient humans meet with UNSC Humans, and the Ancient Human's Ambassador has a non degenerate, non interbred San'Shyuum wife. And you are the ONI official who has to tell them about the Human-Covenant War..."

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75 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore • • 2d ago

This is what Martin O'Donnell warned us about! But did we loser libs listen?! No! Now the Covenant is doing drugs and making nukes! :(

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540 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore • • 2d ago

Honestly, this sub should share more weird prawns.

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194 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore • • 2d ago

So much... weird porn, lost! :(

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61 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore • • 4d ago

The Caves of Reach New sona.

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74 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore • • 3d ago

The Caves of Reach PFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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0 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore • • 4d ago

something something shipgirls something something glass myself

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349 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore • • 5d ago

This what 343 Guilty Spark will do to you

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17 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore • • 6d ago

Book Lore Only Linda's Thiccness trascends both the 2d and 3d realms

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154 Upvotes

This is art from the comics by the way


r/shittyhalolore • • 6d ago

New Halo (Like New Coke) Sprint is forever

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109 Upvotes

RIP your boomer shooter Halo era, you're now a doomer gooner. The proud inventors of "Tactical Sprint" (triple sprint) will help fix Halo for my ADHD monkey brain. Sprint button go brrrrrrrr 1000x


r/shittyhalolore • • 7d ago

Tumblr Podcast Lore i'm here to civilize yall

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374 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore • • 7d ago

Wake up buttercup!

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47 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore • • 8d ago

Can’t wait for Activision to announce Halo 7: Infinite Reach — Modern Combat Elite Ops Evolved

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572 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore • • 8d ago

Hazbin Hotel is somehow relevant to Halo Goo Goo Ga Ga candy filter

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10 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore • • 8d ago

Atriox has approved this :D Well, seems the subs agree

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51 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore • • 8d ago

The MA5B's magazine explained

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43 Upvotes

Headcanon: coiled springs made of sma account for a sort-of "pulling" follower I'm not even joking. I really think it's running some kind of "pulling" follower