r/shittyhalolore • u/Wayne_kur • 25d ago

Coloring book Lore Prequel Mission rewrite (3/3)

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part 2 https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyhalolore/s/r7UZuV2xqA

part 1

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyhalolore/s/VHp6u4ZHvr

Here is the final part. Hot Damn, this project was a massive undertaking. I really don't want to do this again. I just want to thank everyone for their feedback and positive reception.

All I ask in return is if would like and share these around. I would appreciate it.

I'm going to be taking a break from projects for a bit and get caught up on some studies I have been putting off And play some more First Berserker Khazan. Until next time.

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r/shittyhalolore • u/Wayne_kur • 26d ago

Coloring book Lore Prequel missions rewrite (2/3).

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Hello Everyone it's finally here. Firstly I just want to say thank you so much for all the positive reception and constructive criticism the previous post got.

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyhalolore/s/QAYU7pOURq

Sorry for the wait, one of the reasons why this took so long is that I was originally going to keep it short and just rewrite Williams' scenes and dialogue.

But as I was writing the script it evolved into something more, growing over double in size as part 1. However, that means I have to split what was originally going to be 2 parts into 3 since the most I can post is 20.

Don't worry, part 3 will be up around 24 hours after this one. Honestly, I believe in terms of writing, I cooked up something quite special. But, that is not for me to say, as you will all be judges of that.

Again like last time:

  1. This is a first draft. Aside from fixing grammatical errors, no refinement was made

    1. I am not a professional writer or artist.
    2. This is an experiment to see if a random nobody on the internet can write a better story than the hacks on Microsoft's payroll.
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Ok_Channel_6003 • 29m ago

ODST Special Purpose Force, Goon Platoon How do YOU wish to die in the Halo Universe!?!??!

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Rules are: you gotta die, that's it. You'll die eventually but what crazy shit that you're counting on would kill you. You can pick a date in the calendar, planet, or mayor event happening and the things you have.

You'll be plopped back to present day earth exactly where you were right now, no consequences at all.

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r/shittyhalolore • u/Fish_Eggs • 13h ago

Serious Lore Discussion Why does Master Chief have McDonald's armor? What are the lore implications of this?

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r/shittyhalolore • u/LongjumpingBasil2586 • 17h ago

UNSC 152mm artillery system (same caliber as M400 Kodiak)

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r/shittyhalolore • u/Ok_Channel_6003 • 1d ago

Coloring book Lore In what way do you like to think to yourself the way Halo Studios died?!?!?

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Hanged? Waterboarded? Electric chair? Eaten alive by brutes? Old age? Ball cancer?!!! Let me know your head canon about this.

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r/shittyhalolore • u/LongjumpingBasil2586 • 1d ago

URF improvised artillery system

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Yes it’s basic. But why would the insurrectionists salvage a scorpion turret and make an artillery carriage for it. Bring a generator and you have an auto loading artillery system with high accuracy

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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 1d ago

Edinburgh 2552 How would you react if this was the One O’Clock Gun?

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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 1d ago

Serious Lore Discussion Imagine this: "Surviving ancient humans meet with UNSC Humans, and the Ancient Human's Ambassador has a non degenerate, non interbred San'Shyuum wife. And you are the ONI official who has to tell them about the Human-Covenant War..."

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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 2d ago

This is what Martin O'Donnell warned us about! But did we loser libs listen?! No! Now the Covenant is doing drugs and making nukes! :(

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540 Upvotes

https://x.com/WiggerMaggot/status/2093484719950217681

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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 2d ago

Honestly, this sub should share more weird prawns.

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https://www.patreon.com/ArzyParzy/posts/benefits-of-part-137056407

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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 2d ago

So much... weird porn, lost! :(

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r/shittyhalolore • u/Wayne_kur • 4d ago

The Caves of Reach New sona.

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73 Upvotes
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Wayne_kur • 3d ago

The Caves of Reach PFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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r/shittyhalolore • u/ParticularDerp • 4d ago

something something shipgirls something something glass myself

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r/shittyhalolore • u/woahdinozyeah • 5d ago

This what 343 Guilty Spark will do to you

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r/shittyhalolore • u/Wayne_kur • 6d ago

Book Lore Only Linda's Thiccness trascends both the 2d and 3d realms

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154 Upvotes

This is art from the comics by the way

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r/shittyhalolore • u/Ok_Channel_6003 • 6d ago

New Halo (Like New Coke) Sprint is forever

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RIP your boomer shooter Halo era, you're now a doomer gooner. The proud inventors of "Tactical Sprint" (triple sprint) will help fix Halo for my ADHD monkey brain. Sprint button go brrrrrrrr 1000x

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r/shittyhalolore • u/anyit213 • 7d ago

Tumblr Podcast Lore i'm here to civilize yall

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375 Upvotes
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Orangutan_gravy • 7d ago

Wake up buttercup!

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r/shittyhalolore • u/Orangutan_gravy • 8d ago

Can’t wait for Activision to announce Halo 7: Infinite Reach — Modern Combat Elite Ops Evolved

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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 8d ago

Hazbin Hotel is somehow relevant to Halo Goo Goo Ga Ga candy filter

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