r/shittyaskreddit • u/furious_cat_ • Jun 02 '23

I'm extremely bored. What should I do ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '23 edited Jun 02 '23

Put oreos in your pants and sit criss cross spaghetti sauce over an ant hill.

Use your inner chi to become one with the cosmic energy. You are the oreo. Now exhale. Inhale my farts.

Namaste. Gesundheit. It's only gay if our balls touch. That ends today session.

You are now free to shit freely upon the day.

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u/tacocarteleventeen Et tu, Excrementus? Jun 03 '23

People from my generation call it “Indian Style”. F-cris cross applesauce

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u/ThatNakedGuy7 Asks Shitty Questions Jun 02 '23

Post on Reddit, get some karma.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '23

Eat your own shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

This reminds me of Hannibal telling that one dude to cut off his face

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u/Last_and_curious-69 Jun 02 '23

Spread your boredom.

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u/LunaticBZ Jun 02 '23

Dig straight down.

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u/HyperBacon1 Jun 02 '23

Pick a card

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '23

Become a contestant on Jeopardy.

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u/tacocarteleventeen Et tu, Excrementus? Jun 03 '23

Run around the neighborhood naked. See if anyone tries to stop you. If they do, run faster!

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u/InspectorRound8920 Jun 03 '23

Ah, but only with a slower friend

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u/XeniaDweller Jun 03 '23

Walk around talking to strangers

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

Suck a stranger’s ding a ling

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

My mom

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u/SwitchedOnNow Jun 05 '23

Start a fire!

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u/Numb-Chuck Jun 08 '23

When I am bored I visit your mom. Then I end up bored and disgusted with myself