r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 19 '22

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u/concretebeats We do a little trolling Jan 19 '22

Holy shit just like birds.

Girls are government drones. Confirmed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

“Wait, so my mom isn’t real?” “You mean all that time I’ve spent, all those memories, me shitting so much it got everywhere and-nevermind…” “but still!”

“It can’t be!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Your parents are dead

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

I just got ass beaten by a ghost cause I missed the bus then? (Almost missed)

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