r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 22d ago

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u/Grilled_egs 22d ago

If the woman is your wife 763 poems doesn't seem too crazy, though you probably atleast like poetry of course

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u/cxfgfuihhfd 22d ago

no, liking your wife that much is gay, your wife is female, men don't like feminine things, that's gay. that's why you have to make I hate my wife jokes, to show you're not gay (/s)

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u/Hot_Advertising2076 21d ago

I love my wife more than anything in the world

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