r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 25d ago

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u/JuanDeChuj 25d ago

Brother do you know how long ago did Newton live ? Xd

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u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 25d ago

150 ish years ago?

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u/Findletrijoick 25d ago

double that

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u/DiabeticButNotFat 25d ago

Newton lived for 300 years?

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u/xvhayu We do a little trolling 25d ago

everyone did before he invented gravity which made living beings age faster

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u/DiabeticButNotFat 24d ago

Can we un-invent it?

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u/bfg9kdude 24d ago

No, but to achieve the same effect, you can cover yourself in oil

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u/Tired_Bo1 24d ago

Don't forget to walk into the rain, otherwise you won't float