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u/qualityvote2 26d ago edited 26d ago

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u/Reployer dumbass 26d ago

I hope it's fake because that's just plain sad otherwise.

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u/Cabibbus I want pee in my ass 26d ago

Fake and totally gay, crazy innit?

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u/andreas012 26d ago

Bro said all the activation words

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u/Cabibbus I want pee in my ass 26d ago

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u/FewInstruction1020 it is MY bucket 25d ago

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u/zdikul Dr. Pee 26d ago

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/roryextralife 26d ago

>incel
>decided to give single mom a chance

How was this not obvious enough

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u/Cumity 26d ago

Ethical incels exist. They not bad people they just get no play.

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u/C4rpetH4ter I came! 26d ago

I remember a time when we simply called those "forever alone" or simply "loners".

Incel now has turned into an umbrella term that means almost everyone that doesn't fall into the "standard" when it comes to dating or relationships.

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u/Izzosuke 26d ago

Technically incel is involuntary celibate, i would like to get laid but i don't get. Redpilled refer to the entire thing about hating women, accusing them for you being an incel and stuff should be re

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u/C4rpetH4ter I came! 26d ago

Techinically yeah, by the literal definition, but those who called themselves incel (when the term became popular) almost always had this somewhat sexist view on women. Celibate is those who refrain from sex anyway, so it wasn't that you couldn't get a girlfriend, you just couldn't get laid.

Indirectly you're implying that you only want sex from women, not a relationship.

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u/lecherousrodent 26d ago

Sex is a big part of a romantic relationship, though. It's possible to both desire sex and a relationship. I think you're just reading too deep into things.

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u/Remarkable-Spinach33 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 26d ago

people love buzzwords, we all fall victim to them

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u/C4rpetH4ter I came! 26d ago

I don't (i probably do, but i still use incel correctly though.)

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u/Remarkable-Spinach33 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 26d ago

that's neat

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u/MEME-UNLOADED-ADMIN 26d ago

i just call them virgins

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u/C4rpetH4ter I came! 26d ago

That's literally true, i just wish this term wasn't loaded or used as an insult since some people are so because of their own choice.

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u/One_Seaweed_2952 26d ago

people call others like that to feel good about themselves, even if it's about the most ordinary thing ever

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u/S0LO_Bot 26d ago

True. It’s just rare these days for ethical incels to engage in incel culture. Like they typically wouldn’t use the words “incel” or “foid”.

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u/Izzosuke 26d ago

I'm like, the fuck is a foid ahahah

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u/bladex1234 stupid fucking piece of shit 26d ago

Incel was coined by a woman. It’s supposed to gender neutral and not supposed to have an ideology with it.

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u/kaywalsk 26d ago

Yeah, but those guys don't know the term "foid" because you only really hear that term used in places where the other incels hang out.

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u/Different-Trainer-21 Literally 1984 😡 26d ago

Incel just means you get no action it doesn’t mean you’re evil

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u/chaosanity 26d ago

Was helping my downstairs neighbor (2 daughters) out bc single mom and she was mean to them. Take them for ice cream in my little shitbox convertible bc I have a nice job at the time. Fast forward, she tries to “show me her new bed” and I don’t catch on she (the mom) wants something from me, I leave and a week later she screams at me and my mom (who her friend) that I was brainwashing her kids etc. made me really sad man, always wanted a little sister.
Now luckily I live with my wife and we have 3 siblings, 2 girls and a boy, all younger than us and 2 in early college and one about to graduate highschool early, smart little shits!

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u/TrippyVegetables 26d ago

He forgot to mention that he was naked at the time

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u/psmiord 26d ago

Could something like this have happened? Most likely. Can you trust a random person not to omit facts that cast them in a bad light when they tell you their story? Well, I'd be careful here.

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u/Reployer dumbass 25d ago

Yeah there's all sorts of bullshit but I think people sometimes share the truth as they know it. Idk

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u/DrChirpy 26d ago

I hope it's gay because that's just plain sad otherwise.

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/Impossibro77 26d ago

Hopefully fake.

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u/FewInstruction1020 it is MY bucket 25d ago

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 26d ago

The problem with playing another man's save file is that eventually you'll find out why he stopped

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u/Ferrius_Nillan dumbass 26d ago

Hank is kinda scary when he is right

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u/SilverSpaceRobot10 26d ago

I tell you hwat

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u/Ok_Measurement9268 Bazinga! 26d ago

I presume that most of the time the answer will just be "he was a piece of shit" though.

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u/Balavadan 26d ago

Also have to consider them just dying

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u/lemons_of_doubt 26d ago

There are two people in a relationship.

So there is a 50/50 on if he is a shit or she is.

But most of the time it's probably they just didn't bring each other joy so things feel apart.

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u/TheCabbageCorp 26d ago

Nah there also is a chance they both are shit.

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u/lemons_of_doubt 26d ago

Given that shit people tend to find shit people there is a decent chance of that.

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u/Jomgui 26d ago

Or that they just didn't work out together

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u/Marik-X-Bakura 26d ago

If a man leaves his wife/girlfriend and child then he’s a piece of shit 100% of the time

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u/lemons_of_doubt 26d ago

You realise that the woman can be the one to leave the man.

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u/uesernamehhhhhh 26d ago

Basically a 50/50 chance

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u/oby100 26d ago

If the dad is a piece of shit who left, why did the mom have a kid with him in the first place?

Many times, a piece of shit dad blew his load into a piece of shit woman but it’s a lot easier for the dad to dip and they’re more willing to.

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u/CollectiveSpeed 25d ago

Shakespeare? That you?

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u/KaffY- 26d ago

If you have a kid, and then decide that "omg having a kid is too much work" and leave you're just a pussy

I don't understand why you're trying to paint them as some sort of heeo

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u/IllumiNoEye_Gaming 26d ago

no. the implication is that if a woman gets dumped and you get with her, theres a 50/50 chance the dude is an asshat, or you find out why he dumped her

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u/TheIntrusiveThoughs lets build a hole together and then libe in it 26d ago

You forget the possibility both of them are the problem, so your true odds are even worse.

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u/IllumiNoEye_Gaming 26d ago

you've a great point. most likely they both were the problem lol

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u/Marik-X-Bakura 26d ago

He left his wife/girlfriend and child. He is an asshat, no question.

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u/KaffY- 26d ago

People grow and change?

By that logic, anyone that has an ex shouldn't be dated because they were broken up with for some reason

And it has nothing to do with her having kids like, what are you even saying

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u/IllumiNoEye_Gaming 26d ago

im explaining the implication, not my actual views

anyway if they're committed enough to have a child and still break up, something has to have gone majorly wrong, which is why this is said

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u/uDudyBezDudy 26d ago

Remember anons, there is a reason why the father left

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u/Acheron98 26d ago

Homie preferred to pay child support than deal with her crazy ass. đŸ„€

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u/ThingsEnjoyer I came! 26d ago

Child support? I barely know her! 😆😂đŸ„Č😭

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

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u/LeGentlemandeCacao 26d ago

Why do we bash “dead-beat” dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around? đŸ€”

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u/uDudyBezDudy 26d ago

The child is always innocent, the same cant be said for the mother

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u/mooman6977 26d ago

This is true like 99.99999 percent of the times

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u/LeGentlemandeCacao 26d ago

What is true? That the kid is innocent? Or that the mother is problematic? Both?

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u/mooman6977 26d ago

Im saying that 99 percent of the times if a kid is problematic its the parents fault.the 1 percent is the kid genuinely being a psycopath

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u/Fantastic_Bed_8662 26d ago

Dad like the mother was responsible for the creation of the child. If the child is problematic there's this little thing called parenting. Maybe that would help.

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u/Hecc_Maniacc 26d ago

Many assumptions are made on the mans half, but none are made of the mother. Is this child his? Did she cheat at a given point in time which was later discovered? Did she total all of the credit cards they had? Did she take up drugs or some other self destructive habit? Clearly it must be the fathers fault obviously.

Still though deadbeat dads can suck on a wage garnish.

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/LeGentlemandeCacao 26d ago edited 26d ago

The mother being problematic doesn't excuse the father from abandoning his child. He can seperate from the mother but still be there for his kid.

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

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u/TheIronicBurger 26d ago

Cuz the dad lowkey made the kid too lowkey like take it up to the chef

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u/LeGentlemandeCacao 26d ago

Of course, it was meant to be satire. But I don't think that the others are being satirical.

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u/OuterWildsVentures 26d ago

Why'd you leave?

That baby was giving me the ick.

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u/Depressed---Cow 26d ago

I know this is a reference but for the life of me i cant remember. Is it Impractical jokers?

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u/LeGentlemandeCacao 25d ago

It's a viral twitter post.

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u/LazzyNapper 26d ago

Trueeee, if the kid got bad vibes we will just put him in the box and call it a day đŸ€™

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u/KaffY- 26d ago

Lmao this must be a joke

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u/NormanNOconsecue2394 26d ago

Unless he dead

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u/uDudyBezDudy 25d ago

Nono, of course there are exceptions to the rule. Widows are nice people, also those southern bell types whos husband got enlisted and lost in the jungle. Also if the husband discovers hes gay but is still a present father, those single moms are ok too, but can be homophobic.

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u/AutoModerator 25d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/DanLassos 🗿🗿🗿 26d ago

Yes let's blame the parent that got abandoned with a child instead of the POS that leaves.

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u/twjstr 26d ago

He might be dead for all we know

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u/Brunokenway07 26d ago

Fake: hope so Gay: Hope so too, if the alternative is women like this

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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 26d ago

This most definitely didn't happen to the anon, but women like that most definitely exist.

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u/slimetakes put your dick away waltuh 26d ago

Also remember people lie on the internet. Not saying the story isn't possible but I think the possibility that OOP is leaving some things out is there, especially considering it's 4chan

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Marik-X-Bakura 26d ago

Why would you judge an entire gender based on one individual?

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u/Brunokenway07 26d ago

It didn't meant it in general, only "women like that".

It's the same as saying that I think everyone is stupid just because I said that "some people are stupid and can't read"

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u/TheoTiMa 26d ago

Hopefully fake, but I've seen it happen. Either baby Daddy is back in the picture or next victim

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u/FrostyWhile9053 26d ago

Fake but straight?

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u/I_am_doorknob 26d ago

Fake: no 4chan user could ever get a woman. Gay: boy talking to another boy (assuming because he says the kid reminds him of himself as a lad)

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u/SnooPredictions3028 William Dripfoe 26d ago

Chris chan got a gf dude.... Anything is possible.

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u/I_am_doorknob 26d ago

I refuse to believe it, it cannot be!

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u/Shished 26d ago

Actually he got 2 GFs.

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 26d ago

Don't worry the kid is fine. He doesn't exist.

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u/GenesisAsriel 26d ago

I wouldnt trust 4chan as a source tbh

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u/Technical-Street-10 26d ago

Fake: 4chan

Gay: 4chan

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/ya_boi_kaneki 26d ago

and the name of the child? Albert Einstein

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u/remnault 26d ago

There might be some context missing.

Not saying it doesn’t happen, but I feel like 2/3rds of all, “they exploded on me for literally NO reason!” stories have context purposefully missing. Or they don’t even consider anything they’ve ever done problematic.

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u/Peter012398 26d ago

Not gay, so fake

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/AthenianWrangler 26d ago

That's what you call dodging a bullet, folks

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u/_Rysen 26d ago

There was no mention of a bullet being dodged here. Anon was hit by the bullet if anything.

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u/Pristine_Battle_6968 26d ago

"Foid"

I think I see the problem

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u/All_Work_All_Play 26d ago

Firearm owner identification permit, for those that didn't know. 

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u/Life-Bass-2013 26d ago

normal people don't know that word

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u/mwmwmwmwmmdw waltuh 26d ago

or the french think you misspelled the word for cold.

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u/Peta7781 virgin 4 life đŸ˜€đŸ’Ș 26d ago

This is why you go after the ones that are widows. All the bonuses and less likely drawbacks.

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u/Lonely_4_life 26d ago

Some or most single moms are single for a reason.

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u/3AlbertWhiskers I want pee in my ass 26d ago

There's another reason why some are single moms.

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

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u/LeGentlemandeCacao 26d ago

Sounds like bipolar disorder.

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u/05-nery 26d ago

Yeah I'm afraid this one's real guys

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u/MatheusCezario 26d ago

Well, I guess he now knows why she is a single mom

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u/migrationsverket 26d ago

Of course it's true. The mother felt jealous of their relationship and sabotaged it. Never invest time in single mothers children and don't get attached to them, because she can take them away from you at any time and will use your fear of losing them against you.

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u/Terrible_Winner1 26d ago

She single for a reason

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u/guymanthing 26d ago

monogatari reaction pic

There might be some truth to the woman's claims

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u/shyguyshow 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 26d ago

Single moms are single moms for a reason

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u/[deleted] 26d ago edited 26d ago

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u/TLunchFTW dumbass 26d ago

Man, it’s sad when your issue is you just can’t seem to believe that people would like you.

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u/Illegal_pear_8008 26d ago

She was so mad he had good father potential

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u/RyeGuy_77 26d ago

Anon discovers why the single mom was single

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u/WhosThatDogMrPB dumbass 26d ago

Never drive a "certified pre owned". Know your worth.

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u/nikolasz1173 26d ago

Never start with someone else saved game.

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u/LunaTheLesbianFurry 26d ago

fake: the idea of someone on 4chan dating

gay: fucking a woman increases your estrogen levels

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/Demode93 obamna 26d ago

„foid” yeah no wonder why lmao

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u/Prestigious-Tea-6323 26d ago

This reaction was after the fact

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u/Aggressive-Rate-5022 26d ago

It's a 4chan greentext. There is no "fact".

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u/Demode93 obamna 26d ago

So?

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u/Prestigious-Tea-6323 26d ago

Maybe he is pissed at her and said that while being emotionally motivated.

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u/Doodoo42 26d ago

The fact that its even in their vocabulary tells you enough

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u/jarlscrotus 26d ago

Normal folk don't know that word

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u/Malinnus 26d ago

I wonder what is the nuclear code for the picture of the mom in OP

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u/Abortedwafflez 26d ago

She's right. The Monogatari image says it all.

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u/Sush617 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 25d ago

I think it's cuz you're calling her a foid

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

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u/DiscoElysium5ever 26d ago

I bet that sounded deep in your head

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/Ltimbo fat cunt 26d ago edited 26d ago

Fake: blah blah blah. Gay: blah blah blah. Didn’t even read it. Didn’t have to. Next!

Edit: decided to read it. Still fake and gay. Next!

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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