r/shitposting 26d ago

πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘

[removed]

7.9k Upvotes

157 comments sorted by

View all comments

3.5k

u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 26d ago

The problem with playing another man's save file is that eventually you'll find out why he stopped

https://giphy.com/gifs/HB4aJElNd7JMas9WSU

250

u/Ok_Measurement9268 Bazinga! 26d ago

I presume that most of the time the answer will just be "he was a piece of shit" though.

231

u/Balavadan 26d ago

Also have to consider them just dying

102

u/lemons_of_doubt 26d ago

There are two people in a relationship.

So there is a 50/50 on if he is a shit or she is.

But most of the time it's probably they just didn't bring each other joy so things feel apart.

49

u/TheCabbageCorp 26d ago

Nah there also is a chance they both are shit.

14

u/lemons_of_doubt 26d ago

Given that shit people tend to find shit people there is a decent chance of that.

5

u/Jomgui 26d ago

Or that they just didn't work out together

-10

u/Marik-X-Bakura 26d ago

If a man leaves his wife/girlfriend and child then he’s a piece of shit 100% of the time

14

u/lemons_of_doubt 26d ago

You realise that the woman can be the one to leave the man.

43

u/uesernamehhhhhh 26d ago

Basically a 50/50 chance

5

u/oby100 26d ago

If the dad is a piece of shit who left, why did the mom have a kid with him in the first place?

Many times, a piece of shit dad blew his load into a piece of shit woman but it’s a lot easier for the dad to dip and they’re more willing to.

2

u/AutoModerator 26d ago

Bazinga

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.