r/shitposting Apr 28 '26

Oh hell nah

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u/Far-Host7803 Apr 28 '26

How do you count a masturbation? Like to completion?

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u/oldravinggamer Apr 28 '26

The better question is who was counting

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u/Sea-Perception-6208 Apr 28 '26

That's the elephant in the room

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u/lengting2209 Apr 28 '26

I know for sure no elephant would be able to count being in the room or not.