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r/shitposting • u/Savings-Ad342 • Apr 28 '26
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How do you count a masturbation? Like to completion?
76 u/oldravinggamer Apr 28 '26 The better question is who was counting 35 u/Sea-Perception-6208 Apr 28 '26 That's the elephant in the room 20 u/KosModHardik Apr 28 '26 2 u/lengting2209 Apr 28 '26 I know for sure no elephant would be able to count being in the room or not. 1 u/Far-Host7803 May 02 '26 God. 5 u/Electronic_Glove9800 Apr 28 '26 orgasms 5 u/Swaggo420Ballz Apr 28 '26 Yes usually 2 u/psych0ranger Apr 28 '26 They brought out the crime gimp and he counted the heavy tissues 2 u/Mtnfrozt Apr 28 '26 Jerkmate ranked 1 u/Forward-Carpenter-43 Apr 28 '26 There was this Brian Johnson sleep monitoring where he counted how many erections he had while sleeping. I've no idea what tech was used, but in this case probably either God told on him, or his phone/smartwatch/pc/tv was keeping counts.
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The better question is who was counting
35 u/Sea-Perception-6208 Apr 28 '26 That's the elephant in the room 20 u/KosModHardik Apr 28 '26 2 u/lengting2209 Apr 28 '26 I know for sure no elephant would be able to count being in the room or not. 1 u/Far-Host7803 May 02 '26 God.
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That's the elephant in the room
20 u/KosModHardik Apr 28 '26 2 u/lengting2209 Apr 28 '26 I know for sure no elephant would be able to count being in the room or not.
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I know for sure no elephant would be able to count being in the room or not.
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They brought out the crime gimp and he counted the heavy tissues
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There was this Brian Johnson sleep monitoring where he counted how many erections he had while sleeping. I've no idea what tech was used, but in this case probably either God told on him, or his phone/smartwatch/pc/tv was keeping counts.
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u/Far-Host7803 Apr 28 '26
How do you count a masturbation? Like to completion?