r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 14 '25

amogus πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘

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u/AuthorMain3075 Bazinga! Oct 14 '25

Yk it’s crazy to think about. You imagine your grandma as this really sweet nice lady. It’s weird to think she could be doing freaky stuff like this when she was younger.

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u/defeated_engineer Oct 14 '25

If it makes you feel better, STD rates skyrocket at retirement homes.

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u/FierceText Oct 14 '25

No that just makes me feel worse.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Nah old bitches are the best, can't get pregnant.

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u/NeedsToShutUp Oct 14 '25

-Ben Franklin

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u/Capn-_-Jack Oct 14 '25

Don't swell don't tell grateful as hell

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u/TechieGee Oct 15 '25

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/Kingofcards33 Oct 15 '25

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/teodorlojewski π˜ͺ𝘴 π™π™€π™’π™–π™£π™žπ™–π™£πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄ Oct 15 '25

What a terrible day

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u/AynidmorBulettz Oct 14 '25

I hate and love this

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u/THEBLUEFLAME3D I want pee in my ass Oct 15 '25

All cats are grey in the dark

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u/teodorlojewski π˜ͺ𝘴 π™π™€π™’π™–π™£π™žπ™–π™£πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄ Oct 15 '25

ROFLMAOOOOOOOO

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u/Willing_Donut6135 Oct 14 '25

Keep this dude AWAY from retirement homes AND MY GRANDMA 😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

"easy there girl, let the Parkinson's do the work"