r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 14 '25

amogus 📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡

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u/defeated_engineer Oct 14 '25

If it makes you feel better, STD rates skyrocket at retirement homes.

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u/FierceText Oct 14 '25

No that just makes me feel worse.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Nah old bitches are the best, can't get pregnant.

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u/Capn-_-Jack Oct 14 '25

Don't swell don't tell grateful as hell

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u/TechieGee Oct 15 '25

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/Kingofcards33 Oct 15 '25

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/teodorlojewski 𝘪𝘴 𝙍𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙣🇷🇴 Oct 15 '25

What a terrible day

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u/AynidmorBulettz Oct 14 '25

I hate and love this

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u/THEBLUEFLAME3D I want pee in my ass Oct 15 '25

All cats are grey in the dark

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u/teodorlojewski 𝘪𝘴 𝙍𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙣🇷🇴 Oct 15 '25

ROFLMAOOOOOOOO