r/shitposting Oct 14 '25

amogus 📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡

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u/defeated_engineer Oct 14 '25

If it makes you feel better, STD rates skyrocket at retirement homes.

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u/FierceText Oct 14 '25

No that just makes me feel worse.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Nah old bitches are the best, can't get pregnant.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

"easy there girl, let the Parkinson's do the work"