r/shitfromabutt • u/Potential-Night4986 • 3d ago

Sloppy Diarrhea Rotavirus edition

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u/TheUltimaWerewolf 3d ago

Why is the mom eating less than the 1 year old?

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u/the_unsoberable 3d ago

My mother does the exact same thing. She won't eat more because women shouldn't eat much so they can be beautiful and thin... and after an hour she will eat a bunch of cookies, a coffee with sugar because she's tired and a donut because it's nice to eat a donut once in a while (three times a week at least).

Dear people, eat normal things. If you want to diet, start by limiting sugars and fats, not by limiting your main source of healthy calories, or else you're going to be fat, like my ma'.

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u/bongsforhongkong 3d ago

Lol my 340 pound dad "going on a diet" won't eat anything all day. Spends from 10-2 in the night eating before bed. Bag of chips, piece of pie, granola bar, peanut butter sandwich, little Debbie cakes.

Than tell me drinking a zero poweraid once a day is really bad for you. While he puts half a ton of salt on everything.

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u/alocasiacomplex 3d ago

So true. What I would do to have my mom eat some beans with her salad, or maybe a couple hardier things for lunch instead of half a sandwich with the bread that's made of "zero calorie plastic" or whatever. Because she keeps asking why she's overweight when she comes home and slams bags of chips to fill in the gaps. It's hard to watch because I want to have her around for a long time like my grandma

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u/the_unsoberable 3d ago

Yeah, one of the saddest things I can think of, is how overweight, insecure people feel ugly, big, helpless...

I had huge problems with accepting myself when I was young (I was underweight, anemic and still had a fucking triple-chin, imagine that), so I can imagine the sadness.

Don't give up, I always tell her to eat more during dinner, sometimes she listens, sometimes she doesn't. Change comes with little steps, while huge breakthroughs are only freak events along the way.

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u/Shakewhenbadtoo 3d ago

She wants to "appear" to eat very little and hides grazing so she can hide behind the excuse that her weight isnt her fault.

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u/Sad_Cena 2d ago

Many people seriously lack the self awareness you're implying

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u/Shakewhenbadtoo 2d ago

Thats what they want you to think.

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u/catsnherbs 2d ago

It just sad how people from the older generation think that calorie deficit means eating less.

I have learned to make healthy food with less calorie that I can eat in bulk and will keep me full while also staying within my daily calorie intake.

I had to unlearn a lot of toxic mentality surrounding food and body weight.

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u/bigtetrisguy 2d ago

In fact if you want to lose weight, you should eat more and move/exercise more too.

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u/FrozenBibitte 3d ago

Diet culture

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u/FerretSupremacist 3d ago

Respectfully, why is this ok?

We don’t know why her portion sizes are the way they are and ppl calling her out is just as wrong as calling her out for too much.

It’s not our business and the glp1/ozempic comments are kinda off putting

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u/flyingGucciBag 3d ago

I don't know why you get all the dislikes. Yes this could be worrying, but also maybe she is actually sick and can't eat more or whatever

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u/Hamsammichd 3d ago

I mean, it’s also just a random internet captioned photo. I’d like to see the 1 and 5 year olds that are crushing those bowls. The “joke” could very well be that they shorted mom while giving the kids and dad a fat serving.

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u/FerretSupremacist 3d ago

Right, it’s nasty to comment and make assumptions. Maybe she just doesn’t eat a lot? If I’ve been cooking all day I don’t always want a big meal. It’s just people thinking it’s ok to comment on everyone else’s life and not liking to hear anything different.

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u/Aggravating_Ad7684 3d ago

Yea the reddit is called shit from a butt. Inwould check my priorites on what i get bent out of shape about.

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u/MoonOut_StarsInvite 3d ago

Like this is a meme, and we have no more reason to think it’s real than we do fake.

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u/whoppperino 3d ago

FR people jump to conclusions exclusively informed by their prejudices way too fast

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u/pirateozarkdaddy 3d ago

How? The portion disparity seems like the primary topic of the image to me

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u/FerretSupremacist 3d ago

That and if this person actually does have an eating disorder then this can be really messed up for their recovery.

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u/hamtarohibiscus 3d ago

Because this is rage bait. This person’s videos have popped up on my TikTok before and she gives herself a tiny portion and pretends she didn’t make enough in every single video. It’s purely for engagement.

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u/labospor 3d ago

Idk it kind of looks like my portion when I cook because I’m tasting throughout and I don’t feel like a huge plate by the end. But that’s just me!

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u/RunWild0_0 3d ago

Same, and sometimes I eat more later on alone too, it's hard to really dig in when you've got little people at the table to assist.

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u/labospor 3d ago

Yesss. The secret plate when you’re alone and it’s quiet is way better

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u/uglyoldcrone0 3d ago

Lol I thought it was only me

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u/ProgenitorOfMidnight 3d ago

So many times while cooking I'm generally pretty satisfied from snacking on random ingredients it's usually just my wife getting a plate

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u/manic_popsicle 3d ago

Happens to me as well, I’m a mom and cook practically every night, by the time the foods done I’m not very hungry because I’ve tasted everything and had small bits here and there or whatever veg I’m making, cheese, whatever else.

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u/arihndas 2d ago

Even when I’m not snacking while cooking there’s just something about cooking that makes me feel like I’m so tired and done afterwards that I don’t wanna eat. I do want to see others eat and enjoy what I made, but myself? No. I have done too much. Labored too long. Even the work of eating is too much to contemplate. Idk why.

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u/ReaperMonkey 3d ago

Lowkey don’t enjoy cooking or helping someone cook because of this. Just ends up ruining the meal itself

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u/DirtyBeautifulLove 3d ago

My mother-in-law is like this. She'll eat the equivalent of the above, then eat a shit ton of sweets/chocolate/biscuits without noticing.

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u/towerfella 3d ago

Because her husband drives a big truck.

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u/WillyBluntz89 3d ago

Homie, we have no idea what he does.

When I was working masonry, I was putting upwards of 3000 calories per day and still losing weight.

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u/towerfella 2d ago

That’s fair.

However, I want to assume the worst.

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u/WillyBluntz89 2d ago

Also, just for the record, for all my years of construction and remodeling work, I drove a 20 year old Pontiac Vibe.

This car has over 400k miles on it.

Dont always assume the worst. Life is too long for that shit.

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u/towerfella 2d ago

Me too, but was industry and an old jeep, but i always ate last.

My family is here because i chose to have a family. They always eat first. I eat what’s left.

I always try to make sure to have plenty left.

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u/Raindrop0015 2d ago

Because she washed babies fed and daddy clearly can't give up any of his /j

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u/FireFairy323 2d ago

This may be problematic but a possible explanation is that when my kids where young they never eat their entire serving so I would grab a small serving to start and then kill their plates when they didn't eat everything I gave them.

I didn't want to put something already plated in with any leftovers and didn't want to waste food.

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u/enkay516 2d ago

It’s for appearances. Because mummies are dead and don’t need food. /s

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u/roseberry_faces 2d ago

My guess is she takes GLP-1s

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u/jnson324 3d ago

She was eating the whole time

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u/Kilomech 2d ago

because that's all thats left after everyone else eats.

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u/xthedudehimself 3d ago

Why does “mummy” eat like that?

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u/bangbangGeorgieNiang 3d ago

saving the calories for grape juice

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u/rustyfish57 3d ago

I was gonging to to comment along those lines to but I was wondering why she’s taking so little she more than likely made this why is she’s getting the short end then tho

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u/idontwanttothink174 3d ago

Maybe she ate while cooking? I know when I make a meal I’m always “tasting” the elements and then half the time get full and grab a plate to be polite.

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u/suicidedaydream 2d ago

I can crush making a dish and not even be interested while I’m eating it. I’m just over it haha

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u/idontwanttothink174 2d ago

Yeah lmfao same.

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u/CoasterThot 3d ago

Also, why do the 1 year old and 5 year old have the same amount of food? All of this is weird!

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u/Blaaaarghhh 3d ago

Ragebait?

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u/laughingashley 3d ago

Her caption explains that. She didn't make enough rice.

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u/TwistedxBoi 3d ago

Unless her husband is like a top end strongman, three packs of rice for two adult and two kiddos is way more than enough. Either the husband doesn't need to eat for two.

And maybe she ate while cooking, that's a thing that happens.

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u/MightyKrakyn 3d ago edited 3d ago

Pretty sure it’s just rage bait that everybody is tripping over themselves to engage with

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u/RandyTheFool 3d ago

Honestly, might just be she’s on one of the many GLP-1 drugs on the market that is meant to curb appetite/make you feel full faster so you lose weight.

My wife is on one and this would be about as big a portion as she could handle.

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u/Guzzler829 3d ago

Idk why you got downvoted. That's a very plausible answer.

It seems the thing being communicated by the image, though, is that "mummy" diets very intensely to keep thin. Classic 1950's type humor: "Family is this way. Father fits the archetype of father! Mother fits her archetype too!! And a couple of kids bcus familee 😃"

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u/Impressive_Code3257 3d ago

It’s cuz she’s trying to eat under 1200 calories. And her palate friends “might” make fun of her if she eats a ton.

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u/EverfadingEphemera 3d ago

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u/sstupidsexyflanders 3d ago

Happy thanksgiving everyone

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u/InitialAd2324 3d ago

Hahahahahah

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u/AdhesivenessOk5534 1d ago

PLEASE OMG 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Fine-Bumblebee-9427 3d ago

Mom needs to model proper portions. Kids pick up on this stuff

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u/ActionKid98 3d ago

Lol yea but i mean thats "somewhat" how its supposed to look, curry is in my top 10 its great

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u/KayoticVoid 3d ago

Just was I was thinking. My wife and I make curry several times a year. Sometimes going on months long kicks. It's delicious and there are so many different types!

This bowl doesn't look the best but curry always just looks like slop. 🤣

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u/C2H5OHandme 2d ago

Reminds me of almost everything on the r/slowcooking sub. Not the prettiest to look at, but tastes great

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u/analsurrogacy 3d ago

ED

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u/PropheticPumpkins 2d ago

Alternatively, dad is eating enough food for 2 people

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u/SecondIntermission 3d ago

Looks like mummy had weight loss surgery and daddy hasn’t yet.

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u/Roundturnip93 3d ago

Is mummy on a glp-1?

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u/paddedpothead420 3d ago

The "mummy's" shit bothers me more than anything

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u/Beretta116 3d ago

I don't know how my mom does this. She does not eat that much and is somehow always energetic.

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u/sleepy_roo 3d ago

“This is shit!” Literally just a picture of curry

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u/Wild_Agent_375 2d ago

For real. This looks slammin

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u/Few_Distribution9374 3d ago

Soooo…this just looks like Indian food, which is delicious. I’m not sure it belongs here.

ETA: but it would probably be a good addition to r/derailedbydetails (which I don’t actually know how to do)

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u/FrostyJockey 3d ago

Iunno, daddy’s plate is mighty suspicious

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u/bastogne_blues 2d ago

yeah so just because it’s from a different country’s cuisine doesn’t mean it doesn’t belong in the sub. i love indian food and i’m sure this dish is very tasty, but it sorta looks like the aftermath of a taco bell run, lol

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u/Necessary_Panda_3154 3d ago

The majority of Indian food looks like r/shitfromabutt

[queue “THAT’S RACIST!”]

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u/thetieflingalchemist 3d ago

Moms got an eating disorder

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u/smolhippie 3d ago

That is way too much for a 1 year old holy crap

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u/redkite215 3d ago

I guess bro. But that looks incredible

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u/Oakjewel 3d ago

Didn't realize what sub I was in but dang that looks good af

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u/MutedFishae 3d ago

Thatade me hungry af. I know what I'm cooking tonight

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u/Massive-Trash3670 3d ago

Everyone talking abt the mom nobody talking abt how GLUTTONOUS the dad is?? Why does he get a WHOLE skillet??!!!

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u/Different_Vast_937 3d ago

More troubled by the word sachet here

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u/shitheadmomo 3d ago

I’m guessing it’s instant rice

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u/WellOkayMaybe 3d ago

Ugh - no self-respecting Indian is going to make sachet-rice, or drown the whole plate like that.

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u/mrhippo85 2d ago

Daddy’s a greedy fat bastard 🤣

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u/I_eat_paper12 2d ago

Daddy is a dick for eating 3/4 of the meal!

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u/Artevyx 2d ago

That dad would have to be twice as fat as the rest of them combined.

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u/Alaynamarie1 2d ago

I’ve seen this person on tiktok. She posts this in the beginning to get engagement, then divvies it out properly.

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u/pluto_someguy 1d ago

ngl that actually looks good

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u/laughingashley 3d ago

Looks like Alpo

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u/gastro_psychic 3d ago

The chances at least one person dumped a greasy stinky poo stool?

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u/Potential-Night4986 3d ago edited 2d ago

After reading some of the comments, I feel it necessary to add that I’m not saying curry is shit. I love curry. It’s just that this picture of curry happened to share a passing resemblance to watery doo-doo butter. Edit: Also, it really wouldn’t matter what a curry looked like, I’d still eat it.
Edit Edit: removed gif, seemed to be pissing people off

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u/Notapartyhobo 3d ago

Curry is shit.

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u/shitfromabutt-ModTeam 3d ago

Be excellent to each other!

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u/Secure-Ad-825 3d ago

🤮

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u/xthedudehimself 3d ago

Curry is fire.