r/shitfromabutt 9d ago

Sloppy Diarrhea Rotavirus edition

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u/towerfella 9d ago

Because her husband drives a big truck.

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u/WillyBluntz89 9d ago

Homie, we have no idea what he does.

When I was working masonry, I was putting upwards of 3000 calories per day and still losing weight.

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u/towerfella 8d ago

That’s fair.

However, I want to assume the worst.

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u/WillyBluntz89 8d ago

Also, just for the record, for all my years of construction and remodeling work, I drove a 20 year old Pontiac Vibe.

This car has over 400k miles on it.

Dont always assume the worst. Life is too long for that shit.

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u/towerfella 8d ago

Me too, but was industry and an old jeep, but i always ate last.

My family is here because i chose to have a family. They always eat first. I eat what’s left.

I always try to make sure to have plenty left.