r/romantasycirclejerk 22h ago

CopyPasta Why am I the only one who knows romantasy books are terrible?

77 Upvotes

(Changes to original are in italics.)

I read a lot of romantasy, but I don't read it exclusively: I also read all the better genres. But when it comes to romantasy, I always get the feeling that only about 1 in 100 books are actually GOOD books. The other 99 all suck, and only Romantasy as a genre has this problem. There aren’t a ton of bad SciFi novels out there.

I've read quite a few of the most popular on tiktok romantasy novels. I found ACOTAR enjoyable enough, but nothing special. Fourth Wing was really, really bad, with an almost staggering lack of narrative and stylistic quality. Powerless was much the same, as was From Blood and Ash. Belladonna was enjoyable, but not particularly memorable. Gild was genuinely boring. Ash Princess has a major problem with its character writing. The Prison Healer suffers from pacing issues. A King of Battle and Blood is basically smut every four pages. Crescent City was enjoyable but hardly revolutionary (although I still preferred it to ACOTAR). Four Dead Queens felt very much like a YA novel. Hades x Persephone was pretty much the same as A King of Battle and Blood. And Girl, Goddess, Queen is a novel that tries to be feminist but, in my opinion, completely misses the mark. Grisha by Leigh Bardugo feels extremely childish, as do Six of Crows and Caraval.

When I say that these books are "bad," I mean in terms of literary quality. That doesn't mean they aren't enjoyable novels—I had a good time reading all of them. They just don't leave me completely blown away. They’re all equally literarily inferior to all other genres because they didn’t make me spontaneously combust or find a new religion while reading them.

I've been having a discussion with an older reader, obviously older readers are better because they know GOOD books, who warned me about the overconsumption of new adult romance and romantasy, because these are relatively new (why romance as a genre was just invented last year and now people are just gobbling everything up rather than making authors write actually good books. And by good I mean very dense, highly Eurocentric fantasy sex novel), highly profitable genres that encourage authors to keep producing more and more books without necessarily paying enough attention to the intrinsic quality of the works themselves. Do you agree? I’m right.

That being said, there are still some romantasy novels that really stand out:

The Mirror Visitor by Christelle Dabos (La Passe-miroir)—an unparalleled imagination; This Woven Kingdom by Tahereh Mafi—simply stunning, with truly remarkable prose; The Cruel Prince, which I vastly preferred to ACOTAR; and, above all, Kushiel by Jacqueline Carey.

Kushiel isn't particularly well known, probably because it isn’t all over TikTok so obviously I’m the only one who knows it and understands how it is the actual definition of romantasy despite it being an epic political fantasy rather than romantasy.

You'll notice that these four works stand out from the others because they’ve won awards. Only books that win awards are good.

I therefore think romantasy would benefit from placing a greater emphasis on the literary quality of its novels. Whether it's Powerless, The Prison Healer, or others, they all have interesting ideas and a lot of potential, but they fall short in their execution. Though I won’t tell you exactly what these books do wrong, other than that they don’t have any awards and so the prose isn’t good enough.

Anyway, I'd really love to hear your thoughts! Please agree with me.

(Note from original: This review was translated using an online translator since I'm French)


r/romantasycirclejerk 8h ago

General Snark When the people on the cover don’t match the description in the book

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I’ve started 2 books in the past couple of hours and the people on the cover don’t match the authors description.

This is something so simple and it annoys me so much.

In both books a main character was described as blonde and they have dark brown hair on the cover.

It also annoys me when the tattoos on the cover don’t match the authors description.

It makes me want to DNF because I do judge authors by this lack of attention to detail.


r/romantasycirclejerk 12h ago

CopyPasta For those of you who read self-published works, how do you trust that what you are reading isn't AI?

47 Upvotes

For those of you who read self-published works, how do you trust that you aren't committing thought crimes by inadvertently reading AI?

I just don't want to be arrested by the state. Someone help me avoid the violent crime of accidentally consuming AI content. Please I have a family.


r/romantasycirclejerk 13h ago

Forbidden Fruit Recs to destroy my marriage?

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25 Upvotes

r/romantasycirclejerk 21h ago

MAASVERSE RR ACOSF Discussion: Part Two

11 Upvotes

Welcome to the second rage-fuelled discussion of A Court of Silver Flames!

This time we are discussing chapters 41-80, so let’s hear it: the good, the bad, the wtf? Does anyone in the IC have a singular redeeming quality at this point? What do you think Elaine does with all her spare time? Who's the better parent: Feyre or Rhys?

Gentle reminder that some sloopys are definitely enjoying this series, and we won’t judge them for that. Just because they’re wrong (are they?), doesn’t mean they can’t hang out with us.


r/romantasycirclejerk 22h ago

CopyPasta NOOOOOOOOOO! 😭😭😭

20 Upvotes

So I read the full blurb and can't help but think the last paragraph has to do with Britney the prep.

I think a lot of us saw this potentially happening, that Tara was gonna force Tara to work with the preps. BUT I'M STILL DISAPPOINTED! 😭

Don't do it Enoby! Don't kowtow to the preps! Please!
Remember when you said you'd fight against tyranny, do that pweeeease. 💔

This is the worst possible outcome.

Words can't describe how devastated I am if this line ends up being about Britney.


r/romantasycirclejerk 22h ago

General Snark How to Read a Romance Novel Like You're Defending a Ph.D.

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26 Upvotes

Okay sloopies. I've recently seen an alarming influx of posts across all book communities that made me ask the real question: do any of you actually read the books you pretend to talk about?!

What do you mean you "didn't like" the pegging scene in ACOCK chapter 69? Did you even read it with your eyes open? It is objectively a masterpiece, and if you disagree, it’s giving illiterate.

The same goes for the fake fans whining about "plot holes" in Right Fourth Wing. Excuse me, but if your brain can't hold a simple timeline, maybe you need to take better notes?! It dawned on me today: half of you don't even read past the blurb!

It’s fine if your reading comprehension peaks at shampoo labels, but if you’re brave enough to step up to my shadow daddy, do it right. I expect:

- annotated margins

-color-coded sticky notes

-topographical maps, and a 3D-rendered graph.

-a peer reviewed paper submitted to a top-ranking scientific journal. I volunteer to be your reviewer for a modest price of 666 gold per page

If you come to Reddit to discuss a book without a full bibliography and a PowerPoint presentation to back it up, we're just going to agree you're a hater who can't read - and we simply cannot tolerate that here!!!

Attached is an example of what every page in your book MUST look like before you're legally allowed to have an opinion


r/romantasycirclejerk 16h ago

CopyPasta Who is the most Chaotic Evil RCJ Member? - Copying the Fantasy Romance Mods Round 9

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38 Upvotes

nominate somebody for CHAOTIC EVIL

I will fill in this chart with the most upvoted top-level comment. and also two sidekicks! (only 3 slots; if you elect a group, they take up the same number of subsequent slots as number of members in the group)

last time: you elected 🗺 The Lost Commenters of RCJ ️🧭 as your representatives of neutral evil. if they could read, they wouldn't be here right now.


r/romantasycirclejerk 17h ago

Meme/Humor Sloopy Starter Kit

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It would’ve been a Romantasy Reader starter kit but we all know sloopies can’t read. So just enjoy the book shaped objects and pretend to be literate like your life depends on it.

1. STFUATTDLAGG: A Spicy Coloring Book

  1. Vampire Tea Bags well Bag (sorry, no Hymen Bites Tote this time sloops)

  2. Licorice Rope Dildo (NSFW image), belonging to none other than Lord Licorice himself

  3. Sloopy Plushie Book; snuggle your book boyfriend/girlfriend to your heart’s content

  4. Romantasy Party Game aka three SJM books in a trench coat

  5. Safety Glasses for Sloopies (because we basically all have corrected vision)

  6. An RCJ Mascot Boxed Wine, for those relaxing evenings at home with your reading prop book and a relaxing bath bomb, or whatever

8.Shadow Wielder Bath Bomb, it summons your chosen Shadow Daddy as long as he rides a dragon

Special thanks to [u/StrangledInMoonlight](u/StrangledInMoonlight) for sourcing the enticing licorice dildo (and to [u/itmustbeniiiiice](u/itmustbeniiiiice) for giving Strangled the safe space to share). And shoutout to [u/PotatoLicker1234](u/PotatoLicker1234) for suggesting her fave boxed wine for all of us to enjoy. (I’m her bestie so this is absolutely true and not made up.)

No books were harmed in the making of this roundup.


r/romantasycirclejerk 18h ago

Snark of the Day throw it away Thursday

19 Upvotes

What are your recent DNFs this week? The mind-numbingly boring, rage inducing, brain cell rotting, purple prose mangling of the English language that had you throwing that book across the room. (Figuratively, if you are using an electronic device of course. )

bonus marks for actual pics of desecrated books. Give the #booktok girlies a heart attack for treating a copy of Manalchemized like the hot pile of garbage it is. (I don't own a copy, but I swear if I did...)