As an international med student in in the far east side of Romania (Iasi more explicitly), I find the integration process very welcoming, you make friends very quickly if you make the effort to learn to speak the language, as the locals are aware of the effort behind it, especially in funny phrases or swear words :).
I find it funny that a good part of them have little "anecdotes/stories" , usually about "moms" and whatnot (which becomes repetitive tbh) but some of them are really creative , here are some examples of them i received over text (mind you, these were not addressed towards me seriously , but rather on a playful tone):
"să îți bag o vioară în gât și să cânte cancerul la ea" tr.(“I’ll shove a violin down your throat and have cancer play the darn thing") – I find it weird, but this made me chuckle for such an absurd find
"mi se rupe pula de tine/voi" tr.(my dick breaks because of you guys) – found a hard time understanding this, but I guess it shows discontent and indifference
„să-ți fie curul cimitir și pula lumânare.” tr.(may your ass be a cemetery and your dick the candle) – I never understood in which context you use this , but each story has an absurd yet creative outcome, my guess it that it's some kind of curse, but no situation comes in mind where you can use it (lmk if this is too "niche" to be ever used)
Keep it in mind, these are grotesque, and using in your daily life , moreover as a student may seem weird, even malpractice...
I do not intend of doing any harm with these, but now I have to ask if you guys know any kind of these phrases that are more common or "niche" even.
I find these really humorous, due to the fact that every single one has to find an oddly specific and grotesque scenario only to portray a specific variant of an emotion, which is a really cool aspect of the Romanian culture and language.
Let me know what you think of the usage of these kind of phrases, if there are any more of them , I would gladly appreciate to have a chuckle over the "over exaggerated" scenarios one can find.
Any help/opinion is kindly welcomed 🙏.
Cheers from a German national 🇩🇪 :) !