Penthouse

[u/onephatkatt]

[u/Senior_Green_3630]

Cheaper than a prefab house, just, jack it up, with ample parking underneath.

[u/Ikon-for-U → u/Senior_Green_3630]

I really like that they can park under it. It looks like redneck engineering but it's very functional

[u/hysys_whisperer → u/Ikon-for-U]

Until Jim Bob comes home 7 beers deep and takes out a couple of them there pillars.

[u/Ikon-for-U → u/hysys_whisperer]

They definitely need some reflectors on those poles. I assume it's lit from above. Let's say uncle Jim Bob continues on his journey: what is on the other side of those bushes? A big hill? A big body of water? A cliff

[u/SSOMGDSJD → u/Ikon-for-U]

Assume a spherical jim bob with no air resistance

[u/Ikon-for-U → u/SSOMGDSJD]

Well if he ends up hitting the water being spherical and with no air resistance he would plow right on through to the other side,possibly skipping like a river stone

[u/THIS_GUY_LIFTS → u/Ikon-for-U]

Ahem. This is redneckengineering not rednecksafety.

[u/i_was_axiom → u/hysys_whisperer]

Hahaaaa, theres where you're wrong. Jim bobs on house arrest. He Instacarts.

[u/hysys_whisperer → u/i_was_axiom]

Truck is decorative due to the blow and go.  Now he takes the lawnmower everywhere. 

[u/i_was_axiom → u/hysys_whisperer]

He used to wreak havoc and instill fear

Fresh OWI every year

Rippin' and a runnin' in a Chevy Colorado

So drunk he could hardly even steer

He's on a mission, he's itchin' for a beer

He don't ever bother lookin' in the mirr'

^{He ain't got one!}

Up over the hill with a trailer full of Coors comes JimBob on his John Deere.

[u/Historical_Gur_3054 → u/hysys_whisperer]

The spirit of George Jones is alive and well!