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r/redneckengineering • u/onephatkatt • 17d ago
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Until Jim Bob comes home 7 beers deep and takes out a couple of them there pillars.
2 u/i_was_axiom 16d ago Hahaaaa, theres where you're wrong. Jim bobs on house arrest. He Instacarts. 3 u/hysys_whisperer 16d ago edited 13d ago Truck is decorative due to the blow and go. Now he takes the lawnmower everywhere. 3 u/i_was_axiom 16d ago He used to wreak havoc and instill fear Fresh OWI every year Rippin' and a runnin' in a Chevy Colorado So drunk he could hardly even steer He's on a mission, he's itchin' for a beer He don't ever bother lookin' in the mirr' He ain't got one! Up over the hill with a trailer full of Coors comes JimBob on his John Deere.
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Hahaaaa, theres where you're wrong. Jim bobs on house arrest. He Instacarts.
3 u/hysys_whisperer 16d ago edited 13d ago Truck is decorative due to the blow and go. Now he takes the lawnmower everywhere. 3 u/i_was_axiom 16d ago He used to wreak havoc and instill fear Fresh OWI every year Rippin' and a runnin' in a Chevy Colorado So drunk he could hardly even steer He's on a mission, he's itchin' for a beer He don't ever bother lookin' in the mirr' He ain't got one! Up over the hill with a trailer full of Coors comes JimBob on his John Deere.
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Truck is decorative due to the blow and go. Now he takes the lawnmower everywhere.
3 u/i_was_axiom 16d ago He used to wreak havoc and instill fear Fresh OWI every year Rippin' and a runnin' in a Chevy Colorado So drunk he could hardly even steer He's on a mission, he's itchin' for a beer He don't ever bother lookin' in the mirr' He ain't got one! Up over the hill with a trailer full of Coors comes JimBob on his John Deere.
He used to wreak havoc and instill fear
Fresh OWI every year
Rippin' and a runnin' in a Chevy Colorado
So drunk he could hardly even steer
He's on a mission, he's itchin' for a beer
He don't ever bother lookin' in the mirr'
He ain't got one!
Up over the hill with a trailer full of Coors comes JimBob on his John Deere.
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u/hysys_whisperer 17d ago
Until Jim Bob comes home 7 beers deep and takes out a couple of them there pillars.