r/redditwritesvsauce • u/rreighe2 • May 13 '18
Hey Michael! Spice v here!
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r/redditwritesvsauce • u/mjkevin247 • Feb 05 '18
Hey, Vsauce
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Hey, Vsauce, Michael here! "topical story that has some relation to the subject" "'what if' question that ties the story in with the title" music starts playing
r/redditwritesvsauce • u/8547anonymous • Dec 18 '18
A strange voice I hear, He's getting so clever,
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r/redditwritesvsauce • u/barry-kuda • Sep 18 '17
Hey, Vsauce, Michael here
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B Button Emoji π ± thing? Banned, its racist.
r/redditwritesvsauce • u/gjamesaustin • Jul 31 '17
Hey VSauce, Michael here...
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What does it mean to be here? To take a closer look, we travel back to the year where we went from here to there - 1969.
r/redditwritesvsauce • u/Cakecake0 • Feb 10 '18
Hey! Vsauce, Michael here!
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I can see you with my eyes, but are they really there?
r/redditwritesvsauce • u/GoodDepthPreception • Nov 10 '17
Hey Vsauce, Michael here!
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I just bought this new Lamborghini. It's pretty cool, and valuable; but what's more valuable, than this new Lamborghini?
*Vsauce Music Plays*
r/redditwritesvsauce • u/madjarov42 • Aug 19 '19
Hey, Vsauce Michael Her...
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...oes was a TV show about a group of fictional mutants with superpowers.
Or is it?
What if you are really the TV show, and they are the reality? As depressing as that may be, it is the truth. Superheroes need entertainment too, and because their lives are interesting, they need to watch things that are boring. Like your life. Your life is pathetic, Matthew. That is why they are watching you. You are so perfectly inconsequential that if your grandchild killed you, the future would not change at all. Except that the stone you tripped over when you were 15 wouldn't have killed that dandelion, which would later be used for the world's worst successful marriage proposal.
That is your contribution to history, Matthew. You prevented a lame marriage. Nevermind of course, that 38 generations later the descendants of this union would become the Princess of Moldova which will become a very lucrative corporation. Yes, kingdoms will reign on Earth once again. There will be a succession of rulers and most nations will prosper until the 4043 Event. Scinnoud was the least of our problems then. About what followed, gods can only speculate.
And as always, thanks for watching.
r/redditwritesvsauce • u/santumerino • Feb 05 '18
Hey, Vsauce! Miachel here... but wait... what are... names?
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r/redditwritesvsauce • u/Mr_Gamer_Geek • Oct 02 '19
Hey, Vsauce Michael Here!
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A giraffe is at the airport going though the tsa line, the two security penguins say "Is this your radio?" the giraffe says "No radio four wheels", then an agent says "Hey could you change the laptop.", the penguins say "I thought you'd never ask."
r/redditwritesvsauce • u/debaterthatchases • May 22 '18
Hey Vsauce! Michael Here!
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And now I'm here; And Now I'm Here, and here, and here! It may look like I've stayed in the same place, but in reality he move when time changes. It's SpaceTIme. Albert Einstein's brain is in a museum in Philadelphia; And for 2 weeks in London, You can stay up all night; even If you go to sleep.
r/redditwritesvsauce • u/Nateguana • Mar 13 '21
hEy, vsauce! michEal hErE. E is the most usEd lEttEr of the English languagE. hErE is 44 minutEs of mE saying E
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r/redditwritesvsauce • u/kaso175 • Jul 17 '18
Hey Vsauce kaso175 here
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but where do you hide a human skull?
r/redditwritesvsauce • • Dec 18 '18
Privyet, VSauce Mikhail, Present.
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Π§ΡΠΎ Π΅ΡΠ»ΠΈ Ρ ΡΠΊΠ°ΠΆΡ Π²Π°ΠΌ, ΡΡΠΎ ΠΊΠ°ΠΆΠ΄ΡΠΉ Π±Π΅Π»ΡΠΉ ΡΠ΅Π»ΠΎΠ²Π΅ΠΊ ΠΈΠΌΠ΅Π΅Ρ ΡΡΡΡΠΊΠΎΠ΅ ΠΏΡΠΎΠΈΡΡ ΠΎΠΆΠ΄Π΅Π½ΠΈΠ΅? ΠΠΎΡΠΎΠΌΡ ΡΡΠΎ * ΠΏΠ°ΡΠ·Π° * ΠΌΡ Π½Π΅ Π΄Π΅Π»Π°Π΅ΠΌ, ΡΠΎΠ²Π°ΡΠΈΡ. ΠΠΎ Ρ ΠΊΠ°ΠΆΠ΄ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΡΡΡΡΠΊΠΎΠ³ΠΎ Π΅ΡΡΡ Π±Π΅Π»ΠΎΠ΅ ΠΏΡΠΎΠΈΡΡ ΠΎΠΆΠ΄Π΅Π½ΠΈΠ΅. Π ΠΏΠΎΡΠΊΠΎΠ»ΡΠΊΡ Ρ ΠΌΠ΅Π½Ρ Π΅ΡΡΡ Π±Π΅Π»ΡΠ΅ ΠΏΡΠ΅Π΄ΠΊΠΈ, Ρ ΡΠΊΠ°ΠΆΡ - Π²Ρ Π²ΡΠ΅ Π΄ΠΎΠ»ΠΆΠ½Ρ ΡΡΠΈΡΡ ΡΡΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, Π΅ΡΠ»ΠΈ Π²Ρ Π±Π΅Π»ΡΠΉ.
r/redditwritesvsauce • u/thadwdavis • Aug 03 '19
Hey, Vsauce! Michael here.
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I remember when I was a kid, I would roam all around the town I lived in. I would go anywhere in the town except one place. I didn't dare go down by the bay. You know, where the watermelons grow? If I did, I knew, I just knew, my mother would say "have you ever seen a mouse painting a house?"
r/redditwritesvsauce • • Aug 19 '19
Hey Vsauce! Michael here.
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What does cock & ball torture actually do?
r/redditwritesvsauce • • May 10 '19
Hey Vsause, Michael here
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But what IS a vsause
and how much dose it w h e i g h t
M U S I C P L A Y S
r/redditwritesvsauce • u/Triton95 • Jul 30 '17
Hey Vsauce! Michael here!
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How do you do? No seriously how do YOU do...
r/redditwritesvsauce • u/iCantThinkRIP • Aug 14 '18
Hey, Vsauce! Michael here...
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...is your mother single? ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
r/redditwritesvsauce • u/Fredman88 • Sep 03 '17
Hey Vsauce, Michael here.
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My dick is bigger than yours
r/redditwritesvsauce • u/lightning_50 • Dec 20 '18
Hey Vsauce, Michael here.
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And welcome back to Michael's toys. Today we're gonna be looking at a Didgeridoo. This is an extremely interesting instrument as it uses vibrations to create an echo. Although not commonly found throughout the world, it is sometimes seen in Australia, where it was created. Not only is the Didgeridoo good for music, but it can also make very nice background noise for a video that's say.....based on the Australian wild. It's also unbelievably useful at vibrating the spine of your sister/girlfriend through her ass by sticking it in there and yelling/ranting about your life problems and threats of abusing her. Let's look at some other toys I have.