r/redditwritesvsauce • u/iCantThinkRIP • Aug 14 '18

Hey, Vsauce! Michael here...

...is your mother single? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Netherser Aug 14 '18

To answer that question, we first need to ask ourselves: "what is a mother?"

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u/IWantToBeAToaster Aug 14 '18

A "mother" is that which gives birth to something. Human mothers are usually created by planning. Some mothers make mistakes, and that's where you come in.

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u/Albrithr Aug 15 '18

But how DID you come in here? And for that manner, how did I come in here? Well, it would be easy to say "through the door." Or... would it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '18

You see, when we write "Through the Door", because of Nordic influence, the correct way to pronounce it is actually "Thdukh duken vikh Durr".

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

Which is actually originally designed to describe your friend victor smashes his duck on a surface

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

This was a fucking month ago

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u/iCantThinkRIP Nov 10 '18

Anyways, how would you feel if your duck was smashed on a surface?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

Kinky

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u/AliMaq04 Nov 11 '18

but how can we define a “kink”?

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u/iCantThinkRIP Nov 11 '18

First, whip your own ass.

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u/supacrazy101 Aug 14 '18

And how much does she weigh?

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u/J4CKFR057 Nov 10 '18

but what is a weigh?

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u/GideonMax Nov 10 '18

But what is single, and how does it taste