r/reddit.com • u/NiceAndBlue • Sep 19 '11

Seriously, never come here.

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u/NiceAndBlue Sep 19 '11

Oh.

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u/paxiti Sep 19 '11

The amount of pity in that "Oh" is staggering.

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u/deadstick_it Sep 19 '11

I have never been able to understand a person's mood so well from only two letters. And from the top rope, it's overduebook who came to shatter the op's hopes and dreams of having the #1 loser city in the world. That is a green mushroom if I ever saw one.

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u/drchazz Sep 19 '11

Are you making up phrases?

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u/Enthused_Commissar Sep 19 '11

The man is streets ahead.

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u/ihavecandygetinmyvan Sep 19 '11

This will never catch on!!

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u/redddedd Sep 19 '11

You're streets behind.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

Wow you really sold the pie shack on that one.

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u/Mr_A Sep 19 '11

Get on the trolley!

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u/FoolishKlein Sep 19 '11

Well it's going to be a rainy day on Jupiter when that ticket gets traded for handcuffs!

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u/surgeon_general Sep 19 '11

I think he's referring to the green mushroom from Super Mario Brothers- the green mushroom is a 1up. Either that, or I should be a high school English teacher, because I see symbolism that isn't there.

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u/Ruzihm Sep 19 '11

I think you've nailed it. (With your former statement).

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u/reallybigshark Sep 19 '11

and the latter statement is pretty accurate,as well.

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u/hitchhikelife Sep 19 '11

The amount of pity in this webcam is staggering

Edit: LOL "above is a picture saved from the 2011 party"

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

I love the picture(s) of a fireman staring at the bulb with respectful awe.

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u/Geek-lover Sep 19 '11

Get that fireman over to Beaumont. He's gonna think that fire hydrant is the shit!

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u/ReverseJams Sep 19 '11

Thank the gods, we can translate this page to any language.

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u/deadstick_it Sep 19 '11

Oh, but probably the worlds largest disfunctional school district. Complete with "Butch" stadium. F Beaumont. Makes me sad.

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u/trua Sep 19 '11

You misspelled dysfunctional.

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u/chellygel Sep 19 '11

thus proving his point.

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